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Too much work and eggs + beans makes for your dogs Monty Farts SOB,no wonder they drive you out of the room.LOL

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That should be Brunch, not Breakfast.  By the time you've got all that made, it's 10:30am - Brunchtime.

 

Lava bread?  Eww.

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Wait.  You have a clothes washing machine in the Kitchen?  AND it doubles as a dryer?  How the fuck does it do that?

 

Wait.  You have separate rooms for the bathtub and the toilet?

 

Wait.  You don't have screens on the windows?  Have you no insects?

 

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Now this is a bloody brilliant guide!

 

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I don't eat breakfast very often if at all.. but that looks good. I could have that for dinner.

She is wrong on the Flinglish definition. It is the Fucking English.

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yup I would eat the fuck out of that! then she had to ask to pinch my what! now I am so in lust! for her cooking!

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overcooked bacon

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overcooked bacon

 

Yeah well she could overcook my bacon anytime she likes.

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What is wrong with over cooked bacon. It is still bacon. Unlike bread.... it does not turn to toast. :)

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i saw her and thought id love to eat her mcmuffin for breakast.jus sayin

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Wait.  You have a clothes washing machine in the Kitchen?  AND it doubles as a dryer?  How the fuck does it do that?

 

Wait.  You have separate rooms for the bathtub and the toilet?

 

Wait.  You don't have screens on the windows?  Have you no insects?

 

No we don't have many insects, you usually need some heat for insects to appear, we don't get much good weather so need for screens, as for separate Toilets yes it is so much more civilised than not having someone take dump when you are in the Bath or the Shower lol, Dryers in Washing Machines, yes....you must have them over there too surely,washing machines in just about every Kitchen, houses are usually smaller over here so it's space saving and much easier....Lava Bread don't know about that though, maybe the "Posh" people have that, i don't know anybody who eats it lol.

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Yeah tomatoes & beans for breakfast....might as well served us a pint of ale too. Good thing the English didn't take over the entire world, BP wouldn't need to drill for gas.

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that breakfast sounds wonderful.For years I used to eat corned beef hash and two eggs sunnyside -up with a side of bacon and rye toast.my favorite American breakfast-  when we used to dine out on sundays or sometimes recently ill boil up potatoes/let them cool. .cut them up in the pan.add alot of garlic and onion .salt pepper chilli powder add chopped up bacon  scramble it all and dump a layer of cheddar cheese over it.make a side of scrambled eggs and walla-the kids love it and ketchup on the potatoes is great too-

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Yeah tomatoes & beans for breakfast....might as well served us a pint of ale too. Good thing the English didn't take over the entire world, BP wouldn't need to drill for gas.

Dude if the Brits took over the world... we would be stuck with Dr. Who reruns forever.

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Yeah tomatoes & beans for breakfast....might as well served us a pint of ale too. Good thing the English didn't take over the entire world, BP wouldn't need to drill for gas.

Take over the entire world....i thought we did....oh well nearly. :lol:

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Why shouldn't you be stuck with Dr Who reruns forever....we are :(  :lol:

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Why shouldn't you be stuck with Dr Who reruns forever....we are :(  :lol:

that is so funny SOB. hahahahahaa

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Dude if the Brits took over the world... we would be stuck with Dr. Who reruns forever.

At least our wives would finally appreciate Monty Python. World hasn't been the same since Graham Chapman died........ :crybaby:

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That breakfast would kill me! I know after eating that I'd be drinking this!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Not me... id just need a toilet to make room.

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Take over the entire world....i thought we did....oh well nearly. :lol:

 

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Yeah tomatoes & beans for breakfast....might as well served us a pint of ale too. Good thing the English didn't take over the entire world, BP wouldn't need to drill for gas.

 

If you visit London, go to Smithfield Market.  The boozers sell breakfast and open from 5.30am!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/smithfield-londons-centuriesold-meat-market-where-your-8am-fryup-comes-with-a-pint-of-stout-10342318.html

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