WldPenguin Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 189 Topic Count: 897 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 4949 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 7840 Achievement Points: 53522 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 102 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 35 minutes ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted October 10, 2016 Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your Mrs. into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her bands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' so, here I am!" FunkyChickn, tsw 8.5, WeednFeed and 11 others 14 Awards
Icequeen Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 92 Topic Count: 102 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6399 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 8423 Achievement Points: 54077 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted October 10, 2016 lmao good stuff. Good to remember too L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Awards
WeednFeed Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 433 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 43 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2682 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 4304 Achievement Points: 27174 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 49 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Posted October 10, 2016 (edited) Oh yea...................well this spring one Saturday morning I woke up about 4:30 and snuggled up to Mrs Weed, she said "what the hell are you doing?" I then gave her a choice we could have a little hanky panky or I could go fishing! She rolled over and screamed in my ear "MAKE SURE YOU WEAR YOUR LIFE JACKET!" Edited October 11, 2016 by WeednFeed tsw 8.5, AyaqGuyaq, L!ckALotAPus and 1 other 4 Awards
TBB Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23943 Content Per Day: 4.05 Reputation: 25130 Achievement Points: 168503 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 506 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 10, 2016 lol Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 11, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted October 11, 2016 LMAO, both of you. Ayaq Awards
Franky_B Posted October 12, 2016 Member ID: 24651 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 58 Achievement Points: 419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/17/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2022 Birthday: 09/27/1992 Posted October 12, 2016 hahaha too funny Awards
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