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LOL an oldie but a goodie.

Huevos Grande!



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OMFG!!!! the water so cold in toilet bowl



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Lol.  Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip.  The struggle is real.



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Posted (edited)

Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer.  Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh.  Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia.

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31 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

Lol.  Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip.  The struggle is real.

TOO MUCH INFO



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17 minutes ago, RobMc said:

TOO MUCH INFO

You being ersatz squeamish?  



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No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering.



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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, RobMc said:

No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Timmah! said:

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guess Rob got his taste back for rising hard crisp chips insted of low softballs , no need to take bat an ball home Rob 

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no sag in crotch


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Sometimes you feel like a nut.......



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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer.  Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh.  Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia.

you forgot chaffing of the crotch area,  on hot days i use Vasoline 

Tim can tell women go randy at big balls just like men for big boobs 

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Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends.  I was like: 'Heynow!'  What was funnier was they trying to play it off.  I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me.  Good stuff.



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Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends.  I was like: 'Heynow!'  What was funnier was they trying to play it off.  I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me.  Good stuff.

OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours'  are we ? I can see it now :-

1/. Every delusional idiot wrapped up in Hollywood is going to have balls the size of the Moon

2/. The feminists will rant and rave about male obsessiveness with genitalia

3/. The snowflakes will demand that balls are biased towards the male species and tits should be considered equal (all for that)

4/. A space needs to be made for those idiots who are eunuch's and high (get it?) otherwise their human rights are being interfered with as opposed to their balls, which are missing.

5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet.

6/. You had a girlfriend  ????????????????????

 

 

Wow what's it like ?



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Timmah!'s issues are so cool!   I like the way he casually adjusted his own junk in this situation, when it typically takes a couple others to assist.  Timmah! for prez!



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39 minutes ago, Bullet person said:

Timmah!'s issues are so cool!   I like the way he casually adjusted his own junk in this situation, when it typically takes a couple others to assist.  Timmah! for prez!

Dude, I'm pushin' 50.  If one doesn't have at least a handful (see what I did there) of good stories by then, they're doing it wrong.



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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours'  are we ? I can see it now :-

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5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet.

6/. You had a girlfriend  ????????????????????

 

 

Wow what's it like ?

Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg:   Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper.  My girlfriend said she was interested & actually asked if I'd accompany her to her co-worker's house to watch them practice.  I was thinkin': 'Wutchutalking'bout, Willis?'  It was a great day.



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Posted (edited)
18 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg:   Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper. 

 

No joke man Seriously WTF you 2?  Her name wasn't Brenda was it? Does she have like 50 kids now from 20 different men and still claims that 1 of them is yours?  lol

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No joke man Seriously WTF you 2?  Her name wasn't Brenda was it? Does she have like 50 kids now from 20 different men and still claims that 1 of them is yours?  lol

This was back in the '90s; only thing I remember is she had a juicy onion.

 



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14 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

This was back in the '90s; only thing I remember is she had a juicy onion.

 

Incontinent eh?

Drink less



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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

Incontinent eh?

Drink less

What does the conversation have to do with whether I can hold my piss or not?



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20 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

What does the conversation have to do with whether I can hold my piss or not?

Wasn't referring to you, talking about a 'juicy onion' ? if you go picking up alcoholics expect some unusual consequences. Besides which as most of your photos appear to take place in public urinals you may want to think about your statement.   😊


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