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Something I have been considering to do for a while and something I personally think will be great for the community as a whole in these shitty times. Lets spread the positive vibes! Plain and simple really. We all feel shitty with the world gone upside down. We're all stressed out. We're all anxious. Me, you, your cat, your cat's mothers, brothers owners pet Dachshund called Collin. All of us. The point of this is people can share the stuff happening in their lives right now that make you feel good. Make you feel happy. It could be anything from Rob getting knifed in the back once more by Shiny. It can be that campy enemy finally getting tubed across the map and they rage quit. It can be you finished all those books you wanted to read, all those films you wanted to watch or all that porn you had saved on your PC's you filthy feckers. All we're hearing on the news is doom, gloom, death and destruction. Where's the good shit? I'll start off! My World of Warcraft guild, after a lot of wipes (practice) and banging our heads together we finally FINALLY got one of the more painful achievements to get in the current patch (8.3) [Ahead of the Curve: N'Zoth the Corruptor] This is a lot for us because we're only a casual guild who raid two hours every week and we've gone through the end of the world and back and came out on top. I was buzzing, still am several hours later. Now maybe Mythic?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYNWr1D3M2Q (The fight that won us the raid) It's my girlfriend and I's two years together on July 1st and I am gonna be popping the question on our date (given we can go outside!). I couldn't be happier with the woman I am with and have never felt so confident and strong in my life. She truly is a life changer. It's almost my birthday! Two months to go! ...Then I am closer to 30. NO....!

I post for the pure pleasure of it. I don't need no stinkin points..... Ok, maybe a few would be nice

@AthenA No splits....(yet)

safe ride ,,, my ride

Yummy

Yes its a kids book!!!!!..

@Streetcleaner !fu....

For you oldies who remember this film "The Dealer" You know I've smoked a lot of grass O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills But I never gambled nothin' That my spirit could kill You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round With tombstones in their eyes But the dealer don't care Ah, if you live or if you die (broke) God damn, The Dealer God damn, I say The Dealer I said God damn, God damn The Dealer man You know that idiots Have the love of points in their hands Oh but the dealer is a monster Good God, he's not a natural man The forum for a nickel Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams Ah, but the dealer wants your body, and your soul Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your account to scream God damn, The Dealer God damn, God damn the Dealer I said God damn, God, God damn The Dealer man Well, now if I were the president of this clan You know, I'd declare total war on The Dealer man I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him on a run Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun God damn The Dealer Gad damn The Dealer I said God damn, God damn The Dealer man Mike B and Streetcleaner currently in the studio, record out on the Idiot label at Christmas, send Rob your points donations now for early reservations, 1000 taken as a deposit

Rob you are a trip and a half

Careful Shiny, looks like he's a 'tight arse', make sure he's not the same with his wallet, but at least he's romantic? nice bit of prose that

My experience was sad... I'm happy that I tried the low wage table first, but I might still try (read here : lose more points) a higher wage one. lol BUT, you lose more than you win, eh ! lol LOL "remortgage here" indeed... I'll try to find another way as well ! lol Btw, I'm not a BlackJack pro, but ... we can't split ?!

I bring the best out in people. Cheers.

Yes, the dealer is a cock...

What a fkn hackn dealer... FFS

Don't matter how many hunter. I had 2mil and dealer still sucked it up lmao. Fkr dealer

@bds1961 is the reason I drink

Oinks!

Ffs Chris is the very reason I drink.

You too...

Got my points and dealed them away ?. I'll be back....haha

I need points to get my blackjack fix, do you? If so Post here!

Been away from riding for quite some time after a nasty crash. But finely got myself a new TOY. But i respect the toy though. ? ? ? ?

Press and hold and yes you should see the progress bar. Hmmm, just tried it. One shot and I was dead. Should be 200 health. edit: Ok I see the Duke issue. The problem.... well not exactly a problem... is that any registered headshot is an instakill. Regardless of range, weapon, armor or anything else. There isnt an exception made for Duke. So perhaps in this case there should be of some sort. Maybe +%50?

Congrats!!! ?? When you do pop the question, please send pictures of the ring and the beautiful lady!!! I am a hopeless romantic!

Nice ride! I just sold mine last year. First time without a bike since 1971.

Those are the best kinds of poops though! You feel like you've lost like three lbs in weight.

Happy birthday tomorrow. Get your ass to COD5 so I can knife you and Athina and Crazy.

Damn Rob,TBB told me you liked it rough....

Lol Africa?? What roads Rob?

FANTASTIC!!! Just don't invite @RobMc to the wedding - he's known to roll over on his back for ................

Awesome thread PainKiller! I'll think about a contribution. And I'll be keeping an eye here after July 1st too, good luck!

Really is the highlight of my day, thanks @RobMc ? Oooh good luck!! You're a good person so I'm sure she'll say yes! We want updates to this. One of the things that brings me the most joy (besides knifing Rob) is our little Syko. I wake up in the morning and head to the bathroom, she rolls onto her back and shows me her belly, it's the cutest thing, even if it is just because she wants food ?

I saved that page earlier today. Looked like it had some good stuff on it.

Noticed an error although it could be by design. When you are turning into an explosive car (not sure on other car or perks) and you get shot as you are turning into it and get frozen, you lose the perk from your loadout. Edit - Also when the contact nade hits the player directly and explodes it doesn't kill them, only if it lands next to them.

Oinks!

Lost it to the dealer too. Lol

I tried and I won. But I left quickly not to lose all what i won.

Noooo... We're saying it a sure thing... To...um...maybe win... Ya ya that's it, win. ?

Not true, just don't let him real you in... lol

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.” “That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am - I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!” Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” “He said the reflector is broken.” “I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” “I’m not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...”

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before. He phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money ... but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.” To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I have Scottish blood in ma veins now.”