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Steak & Eggs; Perfect Sear?
TheLastColdBeer and 2 others reacted to Timmah! for a topic
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quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
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Only15 miles from Times Square and my front yard looks like this..............
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USA: You have two cows. You outsource a farm to milk them and sell the milk to those who can afford it. You then use the profit to buy someone else's cow for your butcher to make steak with. Russia: You have two cows. When you get sober you remember that the mafia took them away from you, so you actually have none. Ukraine: You have two cows. One of them feeds on American grass, the other feeds on Russian grass. North Korea: You have two cows. Its name is Kim Jong Un. France: You have two cows. You kill them, throw away everything except the filet mignon, and make cheese with the leftover Pasteurized milk. Syria: You have two cows. They have been fighting for as long as you remember, but it is hard to remember anyway, because you are in Sweden. Sweden: You have two cows. You offer them to the government, who gives everybody milk. UK: You have two cows. After a lengthy court battle, the bovines hold a referendum and are separated. Turkey: You have two cows. One of them gets arrested on charges of directing his methane at Erdogan's palace at the behest of the parallel state. Nigeria: You have two cows. You convince an old American woman to invest in them, but pocket the money and run. Japan: You have two cows. They are replaced by two 3d hologram cows and put in a zoo. Italy: You have two cows. The northern one produces all the milk. The southern one sleeps all day. Brazil: You have two cows. But not for long, because one shoots the other dead. Thailand: You have two cows. One of them was born a bull. Vatican City: You have two cows. They were both taken advantage of as calves. Kazakhstan: You have two cows. They are both better cows than cows from Uzbekistan, who have bones in their brain. Uzbekistan: You have two cows. They are probably less bored than you. Saudi Arabia: You have two cows. Because they are not allowed to be around bulls. Switzerland: You have two cows. Neither belong to you. South Africa: You have two cows. The one with more white patches has more privileges. Iran: You have two cows. When the US finds out, they impose sanctions on you on charges of running an illicit methane-powered missile program. Canada: You have two cows. But who cares about beef when you've got Poutine. Jamaica: You have two cows. They win 25 gold medals at the Bovine Olympics. Australia: You have two cows. Upon further inspection, you realize that one is a koala, the other a kangaroo. Israel: You have two cows. You expand their farmland every year. Iceland: You have two cows. They freeze to death. Greenland: You have two cows. They are in for a surprise. Finland: You have two cows. They are more likely than your entire country to commit a crime. Denmark: You have two cows. They have more rights than you. Alaska: You have two cows. Their combined IQ is higher than that of your most popular governor. Cote d'Ivoire: You have two cows. You rename your country Cote Leathoir. Zimbabwe: You have two cows. They both vote for Mugabe. Botswana: You have two cows. But that's not surprising because you have pretty much every type of non-extinct mammal in your country. China: You have two cows. You post their pics all over social media, then sell people fake milk. Germany: You have two cows. One lives in Deutchsland, the other lives in Germany. You still can't tell them apart. El Salvador: You have two cows. They are less likely to get cut open than you. Chad: You have two cows. They will probably outlive you. Qatar: You have two cows. They each have a maid. Kuwait: You have two cows. They each have a diamond-studded mercedes-benz. Nauru: You have two cows. They probably weigh less than you. Sudan: You have two cows. The southern one ran away because it contains more beef. Yugoslavia: You have two cows. They die right after giving birth to 20 new cows. Papua New Guinea: You have two cows. One eats the other. India: You have two cows. You create a new country to banish all your people who might eat them. USSR: You have two cows. But you wish this was not the case, because in Soviet Russia, cow milk you. Bonus: Southern USA: You have two cows. Their milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours; they can teach you, though there is a charge; but if you upvote, then you won't be charged!3 points
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New Rotation for OWFT
Essssieeee and one other reacted to Biotech for a topic
actually it was that bottle of sake that they found. it made them go loco2 points -
Well, the deer are acting just as mental as the people around Time Square.2 points
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Oinks everyone, It's the 3rd Saturday!! This Saturday is our Virtual Happy Hour! November 20th, 2021 from 4PM Eastern US time till.....whenever Hope to see you all there!! -pl Topic: PigLo's LOasis XI Happy Hour Time: November 20, 2021 04:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada) Every month on the Third Sat Please download and import the following iCalendar (.ics) files to your calendar system. Monthly: https://us02web.zoom.us/meeting/tZMtceqgqTsuHtchmZI01LVmYW8FrzDqsMgK/ics?icsToken=98tyKuGvrj0pEtOVtB2ERpwEAo_ob_zwtmJbgrdelBLfKnACTjX7D9UaFKBlNMnD Join Zoom Meeting https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87063870443?pwd=SDdocW9TSzBvckRpa3lMRG5HZWo3QT09 Meeting ID: 870 6387 0443 Passcode: piglorox1 point
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I agree to disagree with everyone's agree's and disagree's. Thanks Skuz. Good job.1 point
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Smaller steaks like this, I fry/sear from frozen; eliminates that grey band of 'done' meat.1 point
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Steak & Eggs; Perfect Sear?
GHO5T reacted to PimpedOutPete for a topic
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quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
major-mark63 reacted to corsicaman for a topic
mais non , on ne sais jamais ou tu est vraiment !! lol1 point -
quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
corsicaman reacted to major-mark63 for a topic
Now i understand why Larsin and Corsicaman are kicking my ass..!!!1 point -
quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
major-mark63 reacted to corsicaman for a topic
c est a peine croyable !! it's hardly believable pour 50 € soit 56 $ j ai cette presation avec netflix et amazon prime inclus + 200go d enregistrement dans le cloud !! for 50 € or $ 56 I have this service with netflix and amazon prime included + 200gb of recording in the cloud !!1 point -
I like the 3 rounds, but like E-Raser and CrazyGirl, I think that it would be interesting to give the 5 rounds/7 minutes a try. This way, we'll be able to compare and see what people like the most from there. ... and @Biotech, just for you :1 point
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New Rotation for OWFT
lazymarcky reacted to E-raser for a topic
Skuz- there is an issue with the spawns in map mp_sfss_castle - one side ends up with players spawning under the map , and spawning upside down. Cheers @skuzapo1 point -
Hi Skuz - personally I would like to go back to the 5-rounds which gives a player more rounds on each spawn side location - and then yes, dropping the time to 7-minutes would be better with the 5-rounds so we can cycle through the maps quicker and not get stuck on a map that seems to drag on and on. My 2-cents1 point
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Only15 miles from Times Square and my front yard looks like this..............
Painsponge reacted to MikeB for a topic
Yummy for the Tummy !!!1 point -
Only15 miles from Times Square and my front yard looks like this..............
Painsponge reacted to BlackRose for a topic
we keep building and taking away their land,,they are so cute!!1 point -
Only15 miles from Times Square and my front yard looks like this..............
Painsponge reacted to bds1961 for a topic
Those street gangs are out of control1 point -
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Painsponge reacted to Krackennutz for a topic
ok found this,uhmmm drive hovercraft up the outside of a building?? lol1 point -
Only15 miles from Times Square and my front yard looks like this..............
Painsponge reacted to J3st3r for a topic
Them Bucks are feeling frisky. Showing off for the ladies? lol Here's 15 miles from my house at a friends place yesterday afternoon. He just finished mowing the grass and went in for lunch and came out to this crap. We used to have a bunch of Whitetail deer around us as well but we now have a shit pile of Coyotes up on the mountain behind us and they tend to kill deer. PAs Coyotes are an average of 35-55lb which is 10-20lbs larger than the biggest Western coyote that they are related to because they are cross bred with the Canadian Grey wolf or eastern timber wolf, better known as the Great Lakes wolf. Our Coyotes are known as coywolf. They kill full grown Deer and smaller livestock such as Sheep, Goats and young cows and horses and any sized Domestic Dog or Cat that they can get ahold of. In 2014 there were over 40,000 CoyWolf killed and turned in for the $25 per head Bounty that PA had on them. Just this year our Governor ended the bounty but removed the Bag Limit on them because the population has got severely out of hand in the last 10 years.1 point -
quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
corsicaman reacted to major-mark63 for a topic
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quelle est votre vitesse de connexion/what is your connection speed ?
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