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... Went for a test drive... I now appear to own a Mercedes Benz CLA200 AMG Night Edtion For those that are interested... 6 speed manual (Thats a stick to you Murcans!!) 16 valve, 4 cylinder 156BHP with 184 torque 0 - 60 in 8 seconds Cruise control with speed limiter Dynamic Select Driving Modes (ECO, Comfort & Sport) Reversing camera Automatic LED headlights and LED rear lights Automatic Rain sensing wipers Automatic Tyre pressure monitoring system Keyless entry and start / stop Multi point 2 tone alloy wheels

I've told you 1000 times not to smoke that stuff that @Timmah! sends you - he puts too much spice in it

I was saving these for @BUDMAN but you get them first

Just in case you're not getting the idea

As I’m getting on a bit I am beginning to forget spellings and some maths formula (needed to calculate my morning tablets), Timmah is constantly admonishing me about it. So having stopped in my public toilets last week, to see if he was posing in front of the mirror, a notice scrawled on the wall caught my eye. ‘Correction lessons given’, Bingo, just what the doctor ordered I thought, that should get me back on track. So once I got home I excitedly got on the ‘land line’ to book my first lesson, the lady that answered had a very gruff voice and was very offhand, but hey ho the strictest teachers at school were generally the best. I fondly remembered old Raphie Lowe and the way he used his cricket bat on your skull to the beat of the lesson, I’ve never forgotten my two times table, but hated cricket thereafter, mind you I remembered googlies, as mine were black and blue. The neighbourhood her rooms were in was not the best, and some very strange looking women lurked behind twitching curtains, although to be fair I’m still a ‘looker’. I smiled when I pressed the doorbell and AC/DC’s Highway to Hell rang out, something we had in common I thought, I’ve got a doorbell too. ‘ENTER’ said this voice and I made my way down a dark corridor to a dim light at the end, must be an exam on I thought – but I was wrong. Pushing open the door this figure towered over me, 6 foot 3 inches tall, 350 lbs, stilettos and fishnets, and stuffed into the tightest leather suit you’ve seen. ‘OK, cash only she said, what’s your choice, whip, cane, hand spanking, nappies or the rack?’, what kind of teacher was this and where had she graduated from?, I asked myself, times had certainly moved on with modern teaching methods. ‘Errr’ I stuttered, ‘I would like to improve my scrabble scores and check my change at the over 60’s’, this left her lost for words, but she quickly recovered with a right hook Tyson would have been proud of. As I picked myself up she snarled ‘that’s only starters, see what I have for desserts’, she looked crestfallen when I informed her I was a diabetic and would skip desserts. ‘Are you sure you’re at the right place’ she asked? I was beginning to have doubts myself, but plodded on. ‘Shall we use the Oxford dictionary’ I suggested, turning round she pulled a large book off the shelf and whacked me with the New Cambridge first edition, I lost consciousness. When I came round I was lying on a bed naked, chained to the bedpost, ‘let’s get a move on’ she said, ‘I’ve an MP and two Judges booked in this afternoon’. ‘I must say madam I didn’t like the spelling lesson but you appear to have an even stranger way of teaching Maths’. ‘What the hell are you talking about’ she said ‘Spelling and Maths?’ I specialise in pain – giving it, now lie still’ I should be out of hospital some time next week

I am looking for around 125 to 130 proof on the first run. Sorry the valve got cut off the pick if your talking flow rate for the condenser! When i get everything put together will post more pics. I am working on welding ports on the pot

Two things a man shouldn't do test drive a car with NO intention of buying! Take kids with you when you're looking for a new puppy. Other than that it's a beautiful car.

She's a beauty. Just wait until it comes time for maintenance. I couldn't afford to put air in the tires! Congrats @Lunkster!

Top guy MtDeW such a nice thing to do. Best Regards Rockape

British humour TBB, they'll understand it, here's something a bit less subtle just for you FU

Its a way to atrificially inflate the size of the fish your not going to catch.

i contacted @Ruggerxi and asked if he knew anyone who was down and out and needed a used pc. he told me @Poseidon pc died and he could only get online with his phone. so i contacted him and told him i had a pc for him. i have known Poseidon for at least 10 years he is a great guy and in bad shape what i need from the >XI< is for you to encourage him to work as hard as he can to get better so that he will be able to travel to >XI< fest for it is a 16 hour drive from his house in TX i will get him there this year with all your help! as for his used pc i know you guys like system specs Asus Strix B650E-F Mother board AMD 7900X cpu AMD 7900 XT 32 gig ddr5 6000 MT HYTE H40 case Scepter 34" 3440 x 1440p ASUS gamming Rog Theta 7.1 headset and built by @MtDeW i used it to play 1 game of Cod it was a great pc no lag lol please help and i will get him to >XI< fest!

WRONG!!! Here it is - looks just like Rob

She cheated on me with rob and they had this bundle of joy.. she named it McRob

And your looking at Sarah instead of the hottie - why??

A turbocharger for the outboard motor on your bass boat?

So much complaining on the server and bitching and toxic chat, I often just turn off voice chat and usually automatically mute certain players for being toxic. It's truly a fucking wonder any new players ever return.

Got a parrot & hydrometer?

The bitch should have told me she was pregnant when I met her? She certainly has your features and the definite giveaway features are her dovetail jointz , However don't bother with DNA tests buddy, she is obviously far more attractive than her father.

2-25 is a good game for me

Better hope the ATF doesn’t find this post! What proof are you expecting? Or could this be fro the set of BREAKING BAD? Timmah HEISENBERG

New colonoscopy gear for a certain member??????, he'll love the handcuffs, which end do you blow?

now we know who make all the money . very nice sir

Your steering wheel is on the wrong side.

Didn't know you were into S&M!!! Building a still??

NICE!! But we know your not good at breaking in a new car - so - here's what I'm going to do ....................

So happy to see him set up with a new PC... MtDew also helped me with a new PC, I gave my Corsair One to @Darth Revan aka Seph/Alex. He should have it today since UPS said it was delivered. I wish MtDew had his XI tags back....

Do you remember when, long ago the Freezetag teams were comprised of Bitchers and Whiners (or something like that) I always thought it apropos. I agree that sometimes it would be nice, during a fairly serious game (which there are very few) some of these people would chat it up or give intel... But, se la vie, tis only a game.

Sorry,I just don,t like talking! Lol

and if they don't you're bitching they didnt say anything if you get shot......

They're drawn like moths to a flame, and the hypocrisy and bitching are a joy, I loved it but it's not for the weak or faint hearted, you think Dragon bitched? he was a pussy compared to some on that server (wonder how many fingers I get lol). Take one of the later arguments here, when his bunny hopping was at it's height (he he) he attracted many grievances, his answer (and correct) was it was his style of play, now he doesn't like another style of play he goes 180 degrees, don't you just love them? In fact I think I'll return and get wiped out until I make them cry again, and boy do they cry if they slip down the listings. You and Dot get on there Key, you'll be divorced within a week

Awesome MtDeW

This is So Hard For me! Anyways, My brother had Epilpsy & Diabeties. He was Already starting to Question about Life At this Point.... he was like whats the point of living ? Even when you cant live. He was on a ongoing basis with Dialasys to even make it every two Weeks I believe for his Liver. I think that was a Stage 2 liver Failure. His Life wasnt Kind to Him, he had a very hard time holding Relationships from the Very beginning, He was a stubborn Man, He loved Heavy metal, Women & He would play Poker Every Thursday night. He would Also go to Church time to time when he could, I believe if im correct that he was a Nasarian . (Religion) He loved Everyone.. He would Always Try n Be Popular, he would talk about the Snow that they just had in Portland Oregon Just Recently. His Friends loved him and he had 2 other Roommates Living With him, His Roommate Brenden has been really sweet to Me... Eventho that Brian was already passed he asked Kimee did you want to Say anything to Brian, No i said Just that I love him very much and Im not Angry At him. What sucked Was I had to help my aunts make the decisions to turn off the Machines. This had put me in a great depression and im trying to cope with My Brothers Death, Cope with the fact i turned off the machines eventho it was the Best for Him, and Cope the Fact I have Outlived my Intermediate Family, im the only Alive Now, I just have my two aunts. Except their kids and their lil babies, so its just been very difficult for me... Prayers Are Welcome "Thoughts" if your not a Religious Person are very Welcome... I really appreciate the Warmest thoughts n prayers already on Facebook and Thank you LilAcorn your thoughts were very kind, yes lol i know Brian was a pain in our Asses but thats what made him him at times lmfao. This is a Picture I grabbed of Brian he loved Poker n Women. but Which Man Doesn't? Right? Im Sorry Brian you didnt Draw your Full House like you wanted..l Rest in Peace Brotha. He was Only 50 years Old!

Well I;ll be 66 in May! I hope you don't take my tags back for being too slow and old! My wife says I have nice LEGS if that counts for anything! Oh just a minute I just realized she looks at me as a paycheck.

The fact that there is unconditional goodness in this life gives me hope that there are still good people. I'm so happy for him, I hope he gets some happiness.

awesome!!!

Thanks Dew for doing this for him, I know this will lift his spirits!

Only in @RobMc's dreams. I tend to shy away from trench coat wearing men toting 'man buns'

In a team you need attackers, defenders,, defroster and Intel givers. There is room for everyone on our servers

I over heard a conversation in the coffee shop the other day between two senior gentlemen. Let’s call them @RobMc and @WeednFeed Rob was telling weed he was driving around prostitution corner the other evening and he happened upon a cute young lady he fancied. This intrigued weed’s curiosity. Rob began to explain what a great service he received! This service had a ORAL THEME if you know what I mean. Weed beckoned Rob for more details? It turns out this Lady of the evening offers 2 services, 5 pounds and 10 pounds. Now @RobMc being the thrifty senior he is he opted for the 5 pound service to test the waters. Wow weed asked for 5 pounds what was it like? Well Rob said “If I would have went for the 10 pound service SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COVID MASK OFF!

Just for you - and @BUDMAN and the bloody lime @RobMc imageproxy.php.jfif