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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Oh we noticed, but as usual I was discreet, be careful Queenie or you'll be next girl

'The front desk and check out ladies make sure all needs are met'? That's our type of cathouse boys ????

Thank you Skuz

Thank you Skuz

happy birthday

I try to keep my job somewhat private due to lots of privacy and respect for my patients. But I had to share this because it brought a smile to my face and why I do what I do. Also this one's public so im okay.

Oh now

Oh shit! They actually do stuff here? My bad. Good job guys.

The forums are now fresh and clean from continuous spam posts. Thank you Admin Team

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

@WldPenguin@Muffinhandz Found a couple of maps that were missing on the servers. Added to each, restarted, so hopefully all good now.

Thank You Skuzapo!

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Happy Birthday.

Thank-you skuzapo.

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