Shamu Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted August 11, 2011 This morning I went tosign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to herthat my dogsAre: *- Deleted* *- Unemployed *- Lazy *-Can't speak English *-Have no frigging cluewho their Daddy's are. *-They expect me to feedthem, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in herpolicy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their firstchecks on Friday. Damn, this is a great country! Edited by me at the request of Admin to satisfy the sensitivities of some offended persons. Had I used a singular phrase in line one it actually would have been more offensive but numerically more accurate by Bureau of Labor statistics.
TBB Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 11, 2011 Unfortunately not funny - but true Awards
Olive Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2664 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 4131 Achievement Points: 23008 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Posted August 11, 2011 NOT funny Awards
iFuerza Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 1607 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2020 Birthday: 12/20/1991 Posted August 11, 2011 lol thats a good one
Sitting-Duc Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 85 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5336 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 4612 Achievement Points: 41356 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Posted August 11, 2011 lol Awards
NickTheGrip Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted August 11, 2011 Sad, but not far from the truth Maybe I am being a little over sensitive these days with all the drama, but I personally think item #1 could be removed and the joke would still be funny. That one makes me feel somewhat uncomfortable, but that's just me Awards
Damage_inc- Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted August 11, 2011 i dont care for pets much. Awards
kswift420 Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted August 11, 2011 damn i got 4 dogs,2 ferrets,1 snake, a turtle plus an ant farm wonder what i can get????lol
Labob Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted August 12, 2011 " damn i got 4 dogs,2 ferrets,1 snake, a turtle plus an ant farm wonder what i can get????lol " I'd think fleas Awards
hxtr Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 12, 2011 hahahaha Shamu.................. that shit is way funny!!!
Blackbart Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 12, 2011 NickTheGrip Sad, but not far from the truth Maybe I am being a little over sensitive these days with all the drama, but I personally think item #1 could be removed and the joke would still be funny. That one makes me feel somewhat uncomfortable, but that's just me Agreed... Awards
kswift420 Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted August 12, 2011 Labob " damn i got 4 dogs,2 ferrets,1 snake, a turtle plus an ant farm wonder what i can get????lol " I'd think fleas if i can get paid for the fleas ill claim them to!!!
BudSr Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Posted August 12, 2011 this 1 gana be fun.
WolfTiS Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted August 12, 2011 My joke got deleted and I caught hell for it and it wasn't much different than this one...Go figure! Awards
coolmd Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 2384 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1058 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 757 Achievement Points: 9390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2024 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Device: Windows Posted August 12, 2011 Personaly, I liked the Joke....But political correctness is all around us......I didnt realise that it had stretched as far as you guys in America...In the UK its like a large blanket...No one is allowed to say shit about anything incase it offends someone..... Awards
Shamu Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Author Posted August 12, 2011 I have edited my post at the request of an Admin but I suspect my edit may also be displeasing but true. I do find the sensitivities shown here in response to my post and a previous one by Wolf to be excessive and IMHO totally unreasonable. Especially since the were posted in a "Joke" thread. I would hope none of the objectors subscribe to any pay channels such as HBO or Showtime. But it's your "Adult" server and I will respect the requests of members and Admins but as an individual I have to admit I find the "political correctness" to be less than I would expect on an "Adult" site where language with the F Bomb is certainly "Adult".
PimpedOutPete Posted August 12, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted August 12, 2011 Shamu I have edited my post at the request of an Admin but I suspect my edit may also be displeasing but true. I do find the sensitivities shown here in response to my post and a previous one by Wolf to be excessive and IMHO totally unreasonable. Especially since the were posted in a "Joke" thread. I would hope none of the objectors subscribe to any pay channels such as HBO or Showtime. But it's your "Adult" server and I will respect the requests of members and Admins but as an individual I have to admit I find the "political correctness" to be less than I would expect on an "Adult" site where language with the F Bomb is certainly "Adult". Objection is noted.. As an admin, Its not fun having to monitor this as well, but it's a necessity. Keep the humor going though guys.. It's a much needed laugh somedays.. Good work! Awards
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