BUDMAN Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60617 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 47 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted February 2, 2012 My daughter's moving out!Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all myclothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister." ..............Well, she didn't really put it quite like that. She actually said... "Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign." Awards
Blackbart Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted February 2, 2012 LOL... Awards
Bama Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 19 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4446 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29420 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 07:46 PM Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: iPhone Posted February 2, 2012 LOL.. that's what I would say too. Awards
hxtr Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 2, 2012 I came here to give you support......... you fucking had me thinking of my daughter dick!
WiZiD Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 2, 2012 My 24 year old when she was 18 told me she was moving into an apartment with her girlfriend. She said it was going to be their booty call apartment. I said whats that. She replied well its a booty call apt. because the guys can just come and get their grove on and then leave so they wont have to deal with them. I said OK. About 3 weeks later I was in staples getting some stuff a saw the easy button. I picked up 2. When she got home I went to hand her one and told her this is for you. She said whats that for. I told her well this goes above your head board in your new apartment. This is so when the guy gets done with you he just hits the button. Then I hit the button....THAT WAS EASY..........She screamed DAD! Needless to say she never got that apartment...hehehe Awards
BUDMAN Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60617 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 47 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Author Posted February 2, 2012 hxtr I came here to give you support......... you fucking had me thinking of my daughter dick! Thank you hxtr .... Awards
RIP>XI< Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 1684 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2146 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 944 Achievement Points: 13782 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 11/16/1971 Device: Windows Posted February 2, 2012 loll Awards
Shamu Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted February 2, 2012 When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back.
DEEJAYKEG Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 2, 2012 Shamu When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back. My son got in late from work and I retrieved from the fridge the plate of smoked salmon I had prepared for him and made him a hot drink as he got changed out of his suit. Am I doing this wrong?? I actually dread the day he leaves us to strike out on his own... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Posted February 2, 2012 DEEJAYKEG Shamu When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back. My son got in late from work and I retrieved from the fridge the plate of smoked salmon I had prepared for him and made him a hot drink as he got changed out of his suit. Am I doing this wrong?? I actually dread the day he leaves us to strike out on his own... Dee, my kids are 7 and 2, and I can't imagine them leaving. But then again, they are only 7 and 2. But, its like you just love them so so much. Awards
Damage_inc- Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted February 3, 2012 7/2? At that age they would come running down the block and jump on me when I came home.That is when I felt appreciated...Now I just hear them rage in the basement playing xbox and they want nothing to do with me..wait till they become teenagers you think you know them now but just wait.. at least my 9 and 11 year old still show me love.boohoo Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 3, 2012 Had you been serious, I was going to ask you secret. I have two daughters. They both have moved back in, back out, and back in, etc., and currently, my 40-year-old daughter lives with us after her second failed marriage with my 20-year-old granddaughter. When I graduated high school as one of 12 kids, my parents gave me two months to go to college, join the military, or get a job. Either way, I was expected to be gone. That's not how it works anymore. Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1215 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6564 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4443 Achievement Points: 63754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 3, 2012 Kids today are what I refer to as "floatation devices". They float in and out of a parents lives as they desirer! Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 3, 2012 Jedi-Jack DEEJAYKEG Shamu When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back. My son got in late from work and I retrieved from the fridge the plate of smoked salmon I had prepared for him and made him a hot drink as he got changed out of his suit. Am I doing this wrong?? I actually dread the day he leaves us to strike out on his own... Dee, my kids are 7 and 2, and I can't imagine them leaving. But then again, they are only 7 and 2. But, its like you just love them so so much. I appreciate my son as a gift from God and, also, refuse to do to him what was done to me - I was thrown out. I'm puzzled by parents who think life is better without their kids. Families are great! Awards
Mercy Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 3081 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 14 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 298 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 2431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 30, 2013 Birthday: 03/26/1982 Posted February 3, 2012 That is too funny BUDMAN! I love it!
TheLastColdBeer Posted February 3, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted February 3, 2012 10-4 to Harry's comment. When my brother moved out to go to college, that was it. When I moved out, you're welcome to visit anytime, but you sink or swim on your own. Wasn't any safety net provided or mentioned. Awards
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