JohnnyDos Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A man walks into a tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill placed on his dick.Well the tattoo artist was curious and asked why he wanted it there and that it would be painful.The man gave him 3 reasons.He said 1st I like to watch my money grow.2nd I like to play with my money and 3rd my wife blows money like you wouldn't believe. kswift420, X-RayXI, hxtr and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMan Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted May 9, 2013 lol good one Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pancakes Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 2395 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 800 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 217 Achievement Points: 5471 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 07/22/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted May 9, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
mikepaz666 Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 466 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 181 Achievement Points: 4295 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 27, 2023 Birthday: 11/06/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted May 9, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 9, 2013 oh man. hahahaha his luck... when she is done blowing his wad she goes and tries to buy some shoes with his penis. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 6813 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 43 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/07/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2013 Birthday: 08/28/1965 Share Posted May 10, 2013 ell oh ell... that is funny. now you wife can go shopping after the sex... but she has to take your penis with her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 ell oh ell... that is funny. now you wife can go shopping after the sex... but she has to take your penis with her..... you fucking leave my penis alone juju. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTNMAN52 Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 343 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 04:51 PM Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 Good one Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Evil-Monkey Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 221 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 85 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1864 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 745 Achievement Points: 12302 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 06/10/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 My barder told me the joke on Thursday and I just had to post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadda2 Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2013 good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 I have a Tattoo on my Willy of a place in Wales where i like to go on Holiday to, it says Ludo.......of course when i'm aroused it says Llandudno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 And since you live in the UK,it's always wet.LOL Most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2_MANY_BEERS Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 I have a Tattoo on my Willy of a place in Wales where i like to go on Holiday to, it says Ludo.......of course when i'm aroused it says Llandudno Mine says Wendy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djMot Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted May 10, 2013 My dick tattoo says, "Girls Ride Free, all others insert coins into slot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Lol, Johnny. Hope she doesn't go 'Lorena Bobbit' on you and takes your member shopping for a $100 pair of shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Vincent Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 2025 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 294 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 127 Achievement Points: 1746 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:47 PM Birthday: 08/05/1959 Device: Android Share Posted May 10, 2013 Great Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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