tsw 8.5 Posted February 7, 2016 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17078 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42067 Achievement Points: 148515 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2016 All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.You will be really shocked by the last one (at least, I was)!!!Think a gallon of gas is expensive?This makes one think, and also puts things into perspective.Diet Snapple, 16 oz , $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon!Starbuck's Reg. Coffee 16 oz, $2.10... $16.80 per gallon!Lipton Ice Tea, 16 oz , $1.19 ... $9.52 per gallon!Gatorade, 20 oz , $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon!Ocean Spray, 16 oz , $1.25 .. $10.00 per gallon!Brake Fluid, 12 oz , $3.15 .... $33.60 per gallon!Vick's Nyquil, 6 oz , $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon!Pepto Bismol, 4 oz, $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon!Whiteout, 7 oz , $1.39 ......... $25.42 per gallon!Scope, 1.5 oz , $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon!And this is the REAL KICKER.Evian water, 9 oz , $1.49 ...$21.19 per gallon!$21.19 for a gallon of WATER!!and the buyers don't even know the source. Probably tap water(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap?So they can hook you for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink atyou won't believe it but it's true: $ 5,200 a gal.$ 5200 A GALLON!!!So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water,Scope, Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or, G-od forbid, Printer Ink!!!!! Damage_inc-, Slackernet, Merlin007 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NumNutz Posted February 7, 2016 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Fuk me, now put that in litres...j/k Merlin007, BUDMAN and tsw 8.5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2016 Member ID: 20489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 170 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 105 Achievement Points: 1217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/30/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:23 AM Birthday: 01/02/1995 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2016 Everyone thinks you're talking about oil when you speak of "black gold", but what it really means is printer ink. JohnnyDos and tsw 8.5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rookido Posted February 7, 2016 Member ID: 5785 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 172 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 74 Achievement Points: 1098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/27/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2016 let me understand these simply the other way, a gallon is worth 4-quarts, lol. the costs of living will spin your head everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted February 8, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2016 I met a Guy once who owned a smaller Ink Cartridge Company for Printers... He bragged about how he netted a couple hundred thousand a year selling them because wholesale the Ink Costs next to nothing and All Manufactures just rip everybody off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 8, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I use toner and only a B&W Brother printer.I print 4 Xword puzzels for my wife every morning 7 days a week and one cartridge lasts me about 3 or 4 months.I order mine from Costco and they cost me $129 for 3 with free shipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellTiger Posted February 11, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) http://www.staples.com/Brother-HLL2380DW-Versatile-Laser-Printer-Refurbished/product_1959788##specificationsContent 2,600 pages before needing to be replace the toner. 31 to 40 pages per minute. I'm still using the toner it came with and I bought it over a year ago. Edited February 11, 2016 by HellTigris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted February 11, 2016 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted February 11, 2016 sperm bank 1 oz 50 bucks lmfao AyaqGuyaq and Slackernet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted February 11, 2016 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:07 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2016 That's 6400.00 a gallon.... Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
coolmd Posted February 20, 2016 Member ID: 2384 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1058 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 757 Achievement Points: 9389 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Device: Android Share Posted February 20, 2016 Sounds like the price per gallon of English petrol Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnRambo Posted March 1, 2016 Member ID: 768 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 174 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1525 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 14, 2020 Birthday: 11/06/1965 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Have you guys heard of liters, they are a new cool way to measure shit! Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hogan Posted March 1, 2016 Member ID: 249 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 429 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 155 Achievement Points: 7397 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 01:33 PM Birthday: 01/30/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted March 1, 2016 I just think it is get rich quick and fuck very one that's my word of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 1, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Hehhehahehahehaheaheehaeheh!!! LMAO, 7Toes. You know those nice ladies (with their clean white coats, they're coming to take you away, ha-ha!!!! To the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time, . . .) that keep telling you to go away 'cause you always make the pages stick together and wear out their tapes? Yeah, those ladies, in the Happy Home, with trees and flowers and basket weavers, the ones that are coming to take you away, ha-ha!!! Yeah, those ones. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit to add "I'll turn you into the S.P.C.A., you mangy mutt!!" (sorry, part of song). Edited March 1, 2016 by AyaqGuyaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted March 2, 2016 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hehhehahehahehaheaheehaeheh!!! LMAO, 7Toes. You know those nice ladies (with their clean white coats, they're coming to take you away, ha-ha!!!! To the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time, . . .) that keep telling you to go away 'cause you always make the pages stick together and wear out their tapes? Yeah, those ladies, in the Happy Home, with trees and flowers and basket weavers, the ones that are coming to take you away, ha-ha!!! Yeah, those ones. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit to add "I'll turn you into the S.P.C.A., you mangy mutt!!" (sorry, part of song). for your info they were men, and it was an under water basket weaving(water boarding)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 2, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I know, Goof, but there are never any men in any sperm banks, just ladies. That's what I've heard from someone, anyway. I'm not going to mention any names, but his initials are "7toes_ky." Ayaq L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted March 2, 2016 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I know, Goof, but there are never any men in any sperm banks, just ladies. That's what I've heard from someone, anyway. I'm not going to mention any names, but his initials are "7toes_ky." Ayaq you know 7toes_ky is not just a donkey sex broker anymore! there is still no help for Mule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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