Dogg Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:36 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2018 A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO." iboomboom, AyaqGuyaq, STARPICKET and 9 others 3 9 Awards
Sitting-Duc Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 85 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5336 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 4612 Achievement Points: 41356 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2018 lol I like that one Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17576 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42666 Achievement Points: 152176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:27 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2018 that works ..remember she was blonde Awards
codpiece Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:45 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2018 You wouldn't know this @Dogg but I am blonde Mupphovsmannen 1 Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17576 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42666 Achievement Points: 152176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:27 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 26, 2018 I seen pics of you ..your blade.. and .. AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
TBB Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20910 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22754 Achievement Points: 150408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 406 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, codpiece said: You wouldn't know this @Dogg but I am blonde Here you are codpiece, BUDMAN and tsw 8.5 1 2 Awards
codpiece Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:45 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted February 26, 2018 Mother of God!!!! @TBB I just shit myself laughing! BUDMAN, Mupphovsmannen and TBB 1 2 Awards
codpiece Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:45 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted February 26, 2018 11 hours ago, tsw 8.5 said: I seen pics of you ..your blade.. and .. Only on top tsw 8.5 1 Awards
TBB Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20910 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22754 Achievement Points: 150408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 406 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted February 26, 2018 Just to let you know @codpiece I heard this is what your getting for your birthday Awards
codpiece Posted February 27, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:45 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted February 27, 2018 Jesus Christ @TBB. I shudder to think what your browser history looks like TBB 1 Awards
TBB Posted February 27, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20910 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22754 Achievement Points: 150408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 406 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted February 27, 2018 11 hours ago, codpiece said: Jesus Christ @TBB. I shudder to think what your browser history looks like My girl friend checks it all the time - so it has to be clean - of course there's my old XP computer she doesn't know about Awards
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