RUDE CANADIANS EXPOSED

[Timmah!]

 

[Labob]

Don't want to go there but our gay geese are tougher then you nasty gang bangers Just saying everybody runs when they go wild true story there 

[Timmah!]

2 minutes ago, Labob said:

Don't want to go there but our gay geese are tougher then you nasty gang bangers Just saying everybody runs when they go wild true story there 

...been dealing with these particular bastages for years.  They know who I am.  It's a conspiracy.

 

[Timmah!]

We'll see how 'tough' they are when I turn one of their buddies into Foie Gras!

[Angelz]

You can keep them. The only thing they are good for is dinner LOL Shoot em all LOL

[Timmah!]

1 hour ago, Angelz said:

You can keep them. The only thing they are good for is dinner LOL Shoot em all LOL

Seriously, I'm cool with them.  They are sometimes annoying @ worst, when I'm under time pressure.  They'll come to you if you approach with some dent corn or some other grain/food.

On a tangent:  When I worked at Freeman Lake during the Summers of my High School,  There was a Mute Swan that lived on the lake.  If you spent enough time, you could call her in, feed her from your hand, & even stroke her neck as she ate.  Was really cool & worth the time invested.  Remembering her cooing sounds when greeting as she approached still brings a smile to my face.  

 

Edited September 27, 2020 by Timmah!

[PimpedOutPete]

In trueCanadian fashion all I have to say is.... sorry  

[TBB]

Yo @Timmah!   - how many times do I have to tell you not to smoke your weekly stash all at once???

[Timmah!]

1 minute ago, TBB said:

Yo @Timmah!   - how many times do I have to tell you not to smoke your weekly stash all at once???

Bro, that pic;  you look like you coulda been a judge, insurance salesman or a pastor.  What was your profession?

[Labob]

I go to the Toyota distribution center for eastern Canada every day  . Its in the corn fields LOL tons and tons of geese. One pair decided to nest in a rut by the picnic table. That pair turned the smokers into standing smokers. So I pulled out my little tupper ware of cheerios. The geese loved me and let the smokers sit down after they found out you can tame them with cereal LOL. Such little cuties they are.  

[Timmah!]

1 hour ago, Labob said:

I go to the Toyota distribution center for eastern Canada every day  . Its in the corn fields LOL tons and tons of geese. One pair decided to nest in a rut by the picnic table. That pair turned the smokers into standing smokers. So I pulled out my little tupper ware of cheerios. The geese loved me and let the smokers sit down after they found out you can tame them with cereal LOL. Such little cuties they are.  

So, wait; what?  The geese tamed the sm0kers with Cheerios?

[Angelz]

6 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Seriously, I'm cool with them.  They are sometimes annoying @ worst, when I'm under time pressure.  They'll come to you if you approach with some dent corn or some other grain/food.

On a tangent:  When I worked at Freeman Lake during the Summers of my High School,  There was a Mute Swan that lived on the lake.  If you spent enough time, you could call her in, feed her from your hand, & even stroke her neck as she ate.  Was really cool & worth the time invested.  Remembering her cooing sounds when greeting as she approached still brings a smile to my face. 

When I lived on Grand Island, NY many many moons ago there was a male white swan. His mate got run over by one of the previous property owners. We used to have to go over this mini bridge to get to the barn because when he seen you coming he would swim towards you get out of the water and try to attack you.
One time we were sitting on the loungers in the backyard and my friend came out the back door and screamed run. It was running up to us the sneaky bastard. 2 more feet and he would of got us.
4 women screaming LOL

Edited September 28, 2020 by Angelz

[J3st3r]

Deport the bastards. lol

When I worked for DER parks and recreation division we would get called out at-least once a week each fall to round up hundreds of those freeloading bastards out of our local state parks and load them into trucks. They shit all over the beaches and picnic tables and pavilions and they will attack people if threatened.  We worked with the local Game wardens and Drove the bastards 20 miles down the road and turned them loose in farmers fields.

The damn things will bite the shit out of you. One of my dipshit co-workers got bit rite in the nuts. OMG was that funny as hell.  

Edited September 28, 2020 by J3st3r

[major-mark63]

In my place we have the wild turkeys , there  is more and more of them ,  ill hit one for my thx giving supper....

[TBB]

16 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Bro, that pic;  you look like you coulda been a judge, insurance salesman or a pastor.  What was your profession?

Corner pimp  - actually developed computer systems for 40 years - then taught math at local college for eight years - now just an >XI< troll  

[TBB]

11 hours ago, J3st3r said:

Deport the bastards. lol

When I worked for DER parks and recreation division we would get called out at-least once a week each fall to round up hundreds of those freeloading bastards out of our local state parks and load them into trucks. They shit all over the beaches and picnic tables and pavilions and they will attack people if threatened.  We worked with the local Game wardens and Drove the bastards 20 miles down the road and turned them loose in farmers fields.

The damn things will bite the shit out of you. One of my dipshit co-workers got bit rite in the nuts. OMG was that funny as hell.  

Not nice to talk about our Canadian members that way!!    just kidding

[PimpedOutPete]

14 hours ago, J3st3r said:

Deport the bastards. lol

When I worked for DER parks and recreation division we would get called out at-least once a week each fall to round up hundreds of those freeloading bastards out of our local state parks and load them into trucks. They shit all over the beaches and picnic tables and pavilions and they will attack people if threatened.  We worked with the local Game wardens and Drove the bastards 20 miles down the road and turned them loose in farmers fields.

The damn things will bite the shit out of you. One of my dipshit co-workers got bit rite in the nuts. OMG was that funny as hell.  

Well if he bit your dipshit co-worker, then lets call it an act of international community service... You are welcome.  

[J3st3r]

15 minutes ago, PimpedOutPete said:

Well if he bit your dipshit co-worker, then lets call it an act of international community service... You are welcome.  

lol

That was funny as hell. This particular co-worker was 1 of those "know it all" ass wipes that thought he was better than everyone else.  The damn thing charged rite at him like a bull and clamped down rite on his sack. You should of seen the dipshit trying to run away with a big goose attached to his crotch.

There was 5 other people there including me and our Boss and 1 person from Fish and Game. We were all literally rolling on the ground laughing.

[Hunter1948]

I'm thinking it's international  terrorism so please be very very careful . They can be very destructive. LMFAO

 

[J3st3r]

I think they are part of the Canadian Invasion task force. Started out with the Geese then they send in Justin Bieber.

Just saying, you all could of kept the Bieber. That was just cruel. lol  

 

Edited September 28, 2020 by J3st3r

[rexbowan]

Good video! lol