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Might get some shit off the Ladies lol.

I just ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon......i'll let you know

LOL!!! I remember my dad taking us 5 kids out to a park one day and explained why my mom was not acting like herself. Friggin lasted 10 years ffs

Just remember, a woman can commit murder while going through menopause and not remember doing it. LOL

Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night. A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.” A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?" Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!" Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard. Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin. Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller! A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 20?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 10?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?" The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn't." Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

Let's get together - I ordered a pig and bacon from Walmart

Hi all, sorry haven't been in game much lately. I've been working on a 57 Bel Air, for my wife's grandmother. Finally painted it today, vintage burgundy base, with a purple to red color shifting pearl midcoat. Just wanted to show it off a lil

Yeah... @Dirk Diggler We all know you like spending time in hot tubs with other men! You don't need to post a video of it!! Ninja inviting yourself to tickle dicks!! Get yer ass back in Diablo beech... We miss ya!!

Samsung 850 500 GB bought today a 2nd

Happy Birthday!!!

@SamIam, you don't need a newer PC, just download the latest hacks before @TBB does. At least, that was the advice given to me by @bds1961. Just advisin'. Ayaq

Yes that's what the joke is Labob....i'll let you know lol.

@Sammy Can you add a BOX of tissues and a Tampon as perk 7? @jumper @StanG @TheHammer007 Been asking for it for a while bro.. P.s.. Thxs for number 4..

Got a visit from the boss yesterday afternoon,he's looking good and myself look dazed(as always). Very nice visit from Rugger and his wife Chris.

Happy Birthday Dipsy, have a great day!

@RattleHead, you son-of-a . . . - - - . . . No, wait, that was the Morse-code signal for @SGTScott, sorry. Lol. Ayaq

I understand enjoying original maps, I do the same as alot of others. I know some people do not enjoying downloading new maps between games, thats why we have the XI Downloader. Start it at night when you get off and its done. We have got to be able to grow with the gaming community that still play this game or it fade away like so many others.

clan members do give aways all the time..

dirk diggler the dick tickler ..you idiot ..but we still love you ..

I wonder who will arrive first ?

Depends. Was it a marketplace chicken and egg?

Fuck that... I have stop playing because we dont have new maps!! Those people need to be quiet and let our servers grow..

Happy birthday, mate

Happy Birthday, Dipsy!

picked the game up on Sunday . in game name Evi-Monkey-XI

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

I too have the Samsung 850 EVO 1TB SSD and have had no problems with it. You may want to get a 2nd regular hard drive to use as a back up. It doesn't have to be an SSD. I have a 4tb Western Digital that I use to save all my stuff on.

happy B_DAY and i got you a gift

I have a Samsung SSD 850 EVO for 2 years - no problems - great piece of hardware

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Dipsy enjoy the Day

happy birthday

And another Big HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday and have a great day

If Sammy takes tubes out I will never "hop" again

Would it be possible to decrease the time it takes to use a streak, for example turning into a car. Its so long that frequently you hit the button to turn into a car or pred and someone appears and shoots you and you can't shoot back as your gun is useless. I know I'm not that only one that wants this!

Razer Blackwidow Croma

One of my favorite workout songs.

I am sorry man...May God give her the peace and love she needs right now in her next journey..