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LOCO & I have initiated an MW2 map rotation project that involves 25 XI members who will be choosing the maps for the next 5 rotations; in addition, we will have a special holiday rotation for the week of December 21st. Each rotation is being put together by 5 members, each choosing 5 maps. The first rotation is ready, and you will see it this Saturday Once all 5 rotations have played, we will be posting a poll to determine which rotation you liked the best. The winners of the favorite rotation will each receive a specially-designed medal The project is underway, and we are already working on the second rotation. Once we've successfully completed this group of rotations, we will set up future rotation projects so that more members can participate. We're looking forward to seeing what the next several weeks will bring to the MW2 Freezetag Server! ?

I don't know she seems pretty happy every time she comes back from the mall.

You guys have egg plants instead of a penis???? No wonder you talk funny!!!

Omg I'm Asian ????

P.S. a church mouse probably makes poor Chile look bad. ??

I have been away for a while had a move then had to rebuild my computer. Going to start being around more since i got my computer put back together.

They say the average length when flaccid is 3.7 inches (9cm) - but it's normal for them to be shorter or longer than this. I would say that it depends on the ambient temperature (either measured on °F or °C). Yours, UK men, is really that color as depicted on the photo in the article? So, I just understood why Deep Purple is named Deep Purple: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocking_at_Your_Back_Door

We can't Believe any of that until its proven. Just sayin .....just sayin.

Hey there XI and all. Been a While! This is (formerly) -=AGX=- Ronin aka Ronin (1998 Delta Force forward). I quit playing games to go to school as an old man and learn how to build them. You may or may not remember -=AGX=- PoSSe but in 2013 he and I decided to build our own game, similar to COD but better. As many of you know he passed away the same year but to honor my friend I continued on. Well I am at the point of Beta Testing. I still have some work to do before the full test but it should be ready within the next month. I am the only person working on this project so that may change, however, some old -=AGX=- members have already helped me test what I have so far. I build with Unreal Engine 4 and I am open to collaborators if interested. So the reason for this message is I am thinking of testing some time after Thanksgiving. The only real way for me to test is to have more players than just a few so I would like to extend an invitation to any member of XI that would like to participate. I will be hosting the game myself (temp) but it is set up through Steam. I became a Licensed Steam Vendor in 2016 but I have not released anything, mainly due to learning. My Goal is to have the game on the Market by Christmas but we'll see. The Gametypes I already have are S&D, DM, TDM, TKOTH, and Conquest. I am currently working on the BluePrints for FreezeTag but with so much else to do, not sure how soon I'll have it ready. PoSSe and I always said our game would be FREE to two Groups, -=AGX=- (I am wavering on this) and XI (No Problem) I really enjoyed those days gaming with XI so therefore all members will get a free release. (I'll figure out the details later, most of you probably forgot who I am by now anyways) My Development of the game is to get the CORE Working and playable and then continually upgrade the game and make it better and better. So, what I am asking is Is anyone interested? What is a great date to get up to 32 people together to play? I'm TERRIBLE with updating FB but you can get more info here from time to time https://www.facebook.com/POWseries Feel free to contact me for any info, tried to keep this short but well .......... Thanks for taking the time to read this NOW get your Game on!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10383843/average-uk-penis-size-official-nhs-research/ I suppose our dates off Queenie ?? Suppose we're twice the size of Chile on the bright side

my brothers dog hated the brush till she met @Oster now she loves Oster! at 13 years old! Please post your pics of Oster here LOL

RobMc on dates

Your wife's falsely telling you this is a lie. But very nice of her nonetheless.

I heard 3.5" long 2" wide gives women the most joy, with unlimited credit of course.

That's correct. The average is 5, and contrary to popular belief not all women can handle very large sized penises. Just putting that out there. Now if your tongue is wagging pretty fine....then you will be A ok. ?

THEY ALL FIT.DON'T THEY?

Hey no delusions buddy, hard fact, our pioneering spirit had us rule most of the world and we started the Industrial Revolution, with great engineering and invention. However our socialist utopia now has us terrified of our own shadows, everything you say is now offensive to some minority, freedoms have long gone and the sad thing is that people are totally unaware of it and think it normal. We are ripe for the picking, no one ever learns through history, these are facts you can check, the Royal Navy the most powerful in the world for centuries does not have enough men to man what few vessels remain nor enough money to put to sea more than a few weeks a year. We put so called refugees in better housing than we do our troops, god forbid they kill someone as they will end up in court, we currently have two policeman on murder charges for using their tasers when on duty etc etc etc. The following old joke sums up the current situation perfectly, you all keep a bed for me over there, I may yet need it in my lifetime. Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it ........... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case............................... kiss me, Hardy."

I just laughed out loud because... I'm not proud to say it, but it's so true !

my wife is hot dude i dont kiss dudes

In kentuckey where men are men and the sheep are scared lol

silly silly man.....?

Hey, "Double-Oh-7.5," Happy Birthday!!! Hey, Afroman, R.I.P., buddy. Just joined "Da Club" before you went to Heaven . . . I could tell you were a "good person," just by talking with you. Happy Birthday!!! Ayaq P.S. - Jury is still-da-proverbial "Out" on 'dat darn @ChknFngr fellow . . . at least, I "think" he's a fellow . . . Da damn proverbial jury is still out, on 'dat one . . .Hmm? And don't even mention @RobMc !! It's a "Hung Jury," in his current criminal case; i.e., all of the jury members WANT HIM HUNG!!!! (Side note: Buddy, not that "kinda hung? Hmm?). Hehhehehehaheahehehehaahhe!!!! Ayaq

that means I could be a porn star in the UK? but not in the land down under!

hey man as long as they enjoy it what's the problem ? ?

Yes we still have close relationships with the Commonwealth even though most are independent now, but a lot have our Queen as their Queen. So in a way there is somewhere worldwide where the sun is shining, an hour is fifteen degrees of longitude. With an average day of say eight hours that is one third of the world minimum lit at any one time, as far as I can see there is a colony or dependency or commonwealth country that fits in everywhere, seasons permitting. Would you like to give us New England back ? we need the full set.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. 007andahalf (55)afroman1970 (49)

Lots of things have been proven at XI fest.. Just sayin...Just sayin...

I've seen you use that in game, I'm safe ?

The paces, measured in meters or feet? (@AthenA ?) OK for the duel with @FRENCHI if he can ride his horse... Of course, you are equipped with Nelson's pistol and I'm happy with my machine gun

We own it don't forget it, otherwise a duel you me and Frenchi baguettes at 5 paces and mine will be seeded.

@RobMc The same in France, except for the navy

LAUGH-MY-PROVERBIAL-FRICKIN'-ASS-OFF, TBB!!!! I think you might be a few years' "longer-in-da-proverbial tooth," than I am, sir . . . If you give me your name and address (and I'll give you mine), and you send me a 30-year old bottle of single-malt, Scotch whiskey, kind sir, and ask me to pour it over your grave, I will, kind sir. But, would it be okay with you, kind sir, if the Scotch passed through my kidneys, first? (Crap, Frickin' Yoda is charging da frickin' stage again . . . (scuffling sounds . . .) "HHHMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!???!!!!" Ayaq

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hey, buddy, two things: (1) THAT WAS A FRICKIN' GREAT STORY--WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK TOGETHER!!!; and (2) What in frick' is da reference to "sodomy," in your tale of sailing ships that were set out to sea, for months, upon months, at a time . . . Hmm? Lol! Ayaq

Have cod4. Which Sunday? Is this the cod4 with the friggin RC cars?

Welcome to our forums, Nibbs.......why not tell us a bit more about yourself?

Aussie blokes are bigger than UK and US .... just sayin, just sayin... https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/1638214/average-size-penis-around-world-africa/

When I was in grade school...many years ago, I clearly remember being taught that " The sun never sets on the British Empire ", this meaning that the UK had colonies all over the world, that the sun was shining on UK somewhere all the time. I was truly impressed by that. Is that still true? Guess I could google it...but I'm just gonna be lazy

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! Finished off the weekly stash by Today!!!

It's the same for me over I measure truck beds in feet but the cargo sizing is always metric in exporting them

That's because you come from an "Imperialistic Empire," full of lust, and greed, and thoughts of world-conquest, and "Delusions of Grandeur . . .!! You Brits gonna invade us a "third" time? (Crap, here comes Yoda . . .): "HHHHMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!????!!!" Just kidding, buddy. Nothing directed at you, personally. It was only "rhetorical." LMFAO!!! We Americans love our "Staunchest Allies," and "GOOD" will always over-come "evil." Ayaq EDIT: Had to, because we, as "civilized nations," have to combat evil. The Battle is not over, yet . . . and I wish it would be, soon. I can't understand why we collectively spend trillions of dollars on military budgets, trying to find a better way to kill each other, when there's cancer and other diseases to cure, and so many hungry . . . And, why are we spending billions of dollars on ways to "colonize" Mars, when we have our own problems to fix here, on our planet, Mother Earth? Our Mother is weeping . . . Ayaq

Thank-you.

Speak for you ! ... lol, I'm just kidding @Morris, of course ! We're ALL idiots and not just regular idiots, but Xtreme ones !

Seriously??? So now I have @WldPenguin and @Roxy! telling me what to do? Oh boy!!! 2 foxy momma's ordering me about.... **Runs off for a lie down in a dark room**

Sounds good!! Can't wait to play you all again. It's been too long.