Leaderboard

I have just realised that as chief snowflake I do not set a good example of wokery, the world is changing and Rob must change with it, no longer can we speak as we used to, even today a Childrens author of many years has been made to toe the line. Outrage as Roald Dahl books edited to remove potentially offensive language: ‘This woke sanitation of English language has to stop!’ (gbnews.uk) It is only right, the damage this must do to our youth when planning drive byes, heists a drug deals must be be terrific, they'll be claiming damages for sure, so Rob is issuing a guidance note to help the idiots, who are, well, idiots. In the forums when I call you :- fckr - this is a term of endearment, a kind of luvvy kissy @FRENCHI thing, ps where is the fckr? Cunt - this should be downgraded to knacker from now on (unless you are a cunt of course) Rob realises all too well that to you fckrs that are snowflakes, anything at all is offensive (cunts), so for you knackers I will tone it down The much maligned FU, so often used in anger is now, when used by Rob, translated as ' Felicitations Users' in an attempt to please the Herby Lady who is ultra nice Love and Kisses Rob Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female. Now I'm not gonna lie, this girl was hot, but in exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course being the mature person that I am I declined, because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong..... But not as strong as AJAX the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

Might hop in after work if y'all are still on!

MW2 Rotation #5 25 maps by Sourtap plus stock maps put in 02/17/2023 by LOCO map mp_skidrow map mp_strike map mp_school map mp_broadcast2 map mp_arbo_a map mp_backlot map mp_naout map mp_carentan map mp_aerodrome map mp_convoy map mp_counter map mp_creek map mp_rusmata map mp_killhouse map mp_coldfront map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_4t4hangar map mp_bog map mp_ovgrown map mp_cgc_citystreets map mp_ffctaksim map mp_farm map mp_compact map mp_bloc map mp_rundown Server Restarted 11:50PM PST Enjoy @Sourtap

You met my wife ??????? she knows her cooking is done when the fire alarm sounds

All I gotta say Rob , if a big hairy thing comes lookin for you It aint bigfoot! LOL

Theres no point in trying to be subtle in these forums is there??? FISHING VIDEO ???

BUMP..... Do not forget for the euro peeps it is starting at the earlier time of 8pm GMT . looking forward to seeing you

Here is a reminder ..

Fun fact: the boomerang is Australia’s chief export. And import. An Australian is visiting Britain. He’s from a small rural village and is completely unfamiliar with traffic rules and street lights, and just crosses streets whenever and wherever, almost getting hit by cars all the time. A police officer sees him and shouts, “Oi! You there, did you come here to die?” The Aussie replies, “Nah mate, I came yesterday!” A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you’d need one to get into Australia any more.” I tried to smuggle a wild animal out of Australia… But it Dingo as planned. Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered. I thought… That’s odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue. I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. I said, “Do you come from a LAN down under?” Sad news from Australia… The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there isn’t something trying to kill you. “School” is my answer. Chris Hemsworth is from Australia and Thor is from space. Does that make Chris an Australian and Thor an Australien? It’s so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up… Just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife. What’s the difference between yogurt and Australia? If you leave yogurt on it’s own for while it develops it’s own culture. What do you call a prison full of kangaroos? Australia. I don’t understand time zones! How is it possible that in Europe it is today. In Australia it is tomorrow. And in Alabama it is 1890? What do you call a lie in Australia? A kangaruse. What do chess and eating at a restaurant in Australia have in common? They both end with a check mate. Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up? In Cairns. What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia? Koalafications. Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives? Because they offer koalaity service. A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those?” The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?” A father and son from Germany went to a zoo in Australia. Upon arrival the little son pointed at the first animal he saw. Staring at a kangaroo he asked, “Daddy what is this animal called?” “Well, my son, this animal lives especially in Australia and it’s called a dangerou.” answered dad. The son looked around and saw a lion standing on a hill. His eyes began to shine and he yelled, “Wow dad! What kind of animal is that?!” The father said, “This is the king of the jungle and it’s called a dangerou.” Suddenly they heard the sound of an elephant nearby. They went a little closer and the son said, “Daddy we don’t have these big animals back in Germany, right? What is it called?” The father replied, “Correct, son, this animal is one of the biggest animals in the world and it’s called a dangerou.” The little boy frowned and asked, “But dad, weren’t the other animals also called dangerou?” “Correct again!” his father said. “You still have a lot to learn little boy, but once you understand the English language, you can read the signs saying ‘All animals are dangerous’.” A tourist is trudging through Australia’s Great Victoria Desert. He’s completely lost, and he’s quickly running out of water. His vision is rather impaired, and he can tell that he’s only got a few more hours before he’ll pass out. Suddenly, he accidentally steps on a rattlesnake! Before he can jump away, it hisses, bites him directly in the leg, and slithers off. The man panics. He had read about venomous snakebites in a book, and this one was usually fatal. His vision starts to blur. He swallows dryly, and accepts his fate. Finally, he loses his balance, and passes out in the sand. Miraculously, a local hiker finds him. He carries him back to his lodge, and tends to his wounds. When the man awakes, he solemnly asks, “Was I brought here to die?” “Nah mate,” replies the Aussie. “Ye were brought here yester-die.” A Brit and an Aussie walk into the men’s room and take a pee. As they finish, the Brit heads for the sink and turns on the water while the Aussie heads for the door. With a disapproving look, the Brit turns to the Aussie and says, “In England, we wash our hands after using the bathroom.” “No worries, mate,” answers the Aussie. ” In Australia we don’t pee on our hands.”

Finally. After 2 years of waiting, pulled the trigger on a new build. Starting with the most important component of a gaming rig:

What a shit rotation yet again!!!!! Oh wait.....

She'd call that preparation

At the rate you're going I'll be dead FOR BOTH of them

Like this?????

I'm building the rig, fkr.

Count out Budman

Rotation #19 25 maps tested by sally sandradee2 and dadda2 put in 02/17/2023 by LOCO map mp_kk_arena2 map mp_oldschool map mp_outset map mp_overpass map mp_osg_studio_2 map mp_parking map mp_printery map mp_prod_test map mp_rats_sansa_room map mp_rd_snow map mp_reach_final map mp_rebellion map mp_redzone map mp_remontna map mp_roundup_day map mp_rusmata map mp_salaambad map mp_sand_dogs map mp_sandstorm_beta map mp_school map mp_sconsegrad map mp_sewer map mp_gb_sharqi map mp_shipment_island map mp_showdown Server Restarted 11:55PM PST Enjoy

Is it your hack serial numbers ya got scribbled out at bottom? ,,!,, LOL

Definition of an IDIOT rite there lol. Run around like an idiot trying to no scope everyone and get frozen in the enemy spawn. Your team mates then try to come and thaw your ass and they get frozen near you because there are always campers and fresh spawns in freezetag. Jonah = Huge IDIOT!!!! lol

Paddy went to the Doc’s today. And said, “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said, “great, get your coat on; I’m feckin skint The barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty; fancy another one?” lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why would i be needed two empty feckin glasses?” Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?” “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy. “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy “Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.” It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.” Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to get cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true?” “Sure is, Patrick.” “And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when she burned her tongue with that hot coffee that she ordered?” “Yep.” “And that a football player sued that university when he graduated and still couldn’t read?” “That’s right,” said the lawyer.” But why are you asking?” “Well, I was thinkin’. . . What I want to know is, can I sue Guinness for all dem ugly women It made me sleep with.

F*cking Thaw Jonah!!! LOL

Whew! For a minute I thought you were starting your worm composting again.... So will this make you jump any higher or faster? Asking for a friend.

Is it the special 'Bunny Hopping' edition ?

Every intake has a filter including the top and I will be washing them regularly

That's one way to set them free!

Holy Shit!

I'll try to be there..

I will be there at 8pm uk time

And always caught in the reload

No Shit Sherlock ?? Now I don't like to labour a point but have you and your worms been near water yet?