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Did you say you have morning wood???

Just received @Timmah!'s latest batch, currently in front of the mirror in my local public toilets doing a photo shoot for Grindr (I love tools), call me later buddy. He knows how to put a veg box together, I've eaten half and never been so happy, flying home soon. ps It wasn't smoked??? do you mean the fish the fckr never catches?

Wrong @TheCheeseyCrusader This is modern man - @RobMc anyway

ummmmmmmm, actually it is, noone is saying its a GOOD playing style, but, its a style.... just saying... ON ME ON ME ON ME!!!!!

There is a fix for it. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2910762686

He picks up loads of girls Before inflating them

Its a way to atrificially inflate the size of the fish your not going to catch.

A turbocharger for the outboard motor on your bass boat?

I would like to discuss something that has been making the game shitty for a while now. The worst fucking players in the world... Don't get me wrong, you don't have to be good at this game to play in my opinion. There are a few players, I won't name, that absolutely suck, BUT they talk to us. Maybe you have some issues and try and talk with us - that's great. You can go 0 - 1 - and 20 and that is fine. At least you can shoot the shit with us. Maybe one day most of us will be so old we can't even move the mouse correctly anymore - at least we can still get on the mic and talk shit then. However, a few I will name; RJ-11, frank (who keeps changing his name), and a couple of others. They come in and go 0 - 2 - 26 and don't even talk with us. They never acknowledge hearing anything. What the fuck are they doing? Especially RJ, he has been playing with us for a while now. Why won't he even talk to us? Talk to us or play or whatever. We want to make the play experience better for new players and we will even try to help you. But a few of these fuckers... I'm not even sure why they play? What do you get out of playing that bad and never talking to anyone? I really don't like stacking teams, but having one of these people on your team is a frustrating experience. If any of them ever read this - why are you even playing with us?

i contacted @Ruggerxi and asked if he knew anyone who was down and out and needed a used pc. he told me @Poseidon pc died and he could only get online with his phone. so i contacted him and told him i had a pc for him. i have known Poseidon for at least 10 years he is a great guy and in bad shape what i need from the >XI< is for you to encourage him to work as hard as he can to get better so that he will be able to travel to >XI< fest for it is a 16 hour drive from his house in TX i will get him there this year with all your help! as for his used pc i know you guys like system specs Asus Strix B650E-F Mother board AMD 7900X cpu AMD 7900 XT 32 gig ddr5 6000 MT HYTE H40 case Scepter 34" 3440 x 1440p ASUS gamming Rog Theta 7.1 headset and built by @MtDeW i used it to play 1 game of Cod it was a great pc no lag lol please help and i will get him to >XI< fest!

See there's problems with Steam, but Rob's on it Eureka, thought about this profile business and I think I see the problem, this is an old game now with old standards. Perhaps you need to bring it into the present? Activision will soon release a patch (I'm sure) with the following options to select :- Choose your gender, why be straight? flounce around the map in a frock or fishnet stockings for men, girls shave your hair, don a checky shirt and remember - points for piercings. Undecided on your sex, as apparently all young people are, then try them all, it works for Wardogs Throw away that machine gun, grab a duster or hoover, clean that map up soldier As you progress gain additions to your weapons, dildo grips for shotguns, silencers that actually shut the fuck up other players, boomerang bullets for the Aussies etc etc never lose a game again. Auto ragequit Get stopped for carrying a knife Sick of getting pawned? then go to the new cry baby box for 10 minutes (bonus points) Retard mode to slow down those fckrs who run around killing you, it doesn't slow them down but keeps ringing in their ears 'Retard,Retard,Retard' so they get the message. Tiktok shortcut for all the posers who like to show off their skills (10 submission limit), no skills? no worry no one looks at them anyway I'll get Sammy onto this right away, might have a winner here?

What lifting the toilet seat ?????????????? Diapers overdue?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!! Not only did he get a bad batch - but he smoked it all at once!! Bloody limey

SOURTAP

Good idea well worth looking into.

How did you know

We knew that!!!

Sorry to hear that -try the little blue pill - may help you to get it higher!!!

It's deflating them that's the problem!!

you are not allowed to wear your XI tags in COD5 because you didn't bribe us with enough beer

Build yourself a small mason jar doubler/thumper like my pap had. He was getting 160+ proof out of his old copper pot still.

Happy Birthday!

Heard she was back with @TBB now so I wouldn't be so sure rob

. Obviously I am not smart enough to figure out how to post a youtube video in the forums. LOL

Ask @jointz, my woodwork skills are fantastic

***UPDATE*** From Kelley's Facebook page Good news, Thad is being discharged from Marion Joy Rehab Friday morning & the Oncologist moved Thad’s appointment up to that same day, so we should have a better idea of the treatment plan by the end of the week. Please continue to keep him in your thoughts and prayers !

Top guy MtDeW such a nice thing to do. Best Regards Rockape

I am looking for around 125 to 130 proof on the first run. Sorry the valve got cut off the pick if your talking flow rate for the condenser! When i get everything put together will post more pics. I am working on welding ports on the pot

replacement for the hairy trombone?

Better hope the ATF doesn’t find this post! What proof are you expecting? Or could this be fro the set of BREAKING BAD? Timmah HEISENBERG

So happy to see him set up with a new PC... MtDew also helped me with a new PC, I gave my Corsair One to @Darth Revan aka Seph/Alex. He should have it today since UPS said it was delivered. I wish MtDew had his XI tags back....

If someone is defrosting me and can clearly see my tags then "on me " is perfectly acceptable to warn my team mate that the enemy is on me. I don't care what my stats are, I care about having a good time and working as a team

Well I;ll be 66 in May! I hope you don't take my tags back for being too slow and old! My wife says I have nice LEGS if that counts for anything! Oh just a minute I just realized she looks at me as a paycheck.

'ON ME! ON ME! ON ME!!' is the most useless, counterproductive statement that does nothing but interfere with people actually communicating intelligible intel. It does nothing to explain player's location, save you take the time to look at the mini map & try to find their avatar illuminating as they bleat. One step above incessant talking just to hear oneself making noise, again drowning- out useful information. Or that one dumbass who knows how to play, yet giggles as he consistently goes 2-24, all the while not telling you anything useful. Yadda yadda...

The fact that there is unconditional goodness in this life gives me hope that there are still good people. I'm so happy for him, I hope he gets some happiness.

Thanks Dew for doing this for him, I know this will lift his spirits!

Only in @RobMc's dreams. I tend to shy away from trench coat wearing men toting 'man buns'

First off FU @Ruthless (trust me he is not offended)..... Anyone that knows me, knows that I am here for fun. I don't care what map we are on, who is on my team, or even what my score is (that's pretty obvious). I have never, and will never request a map skip....simply because I don't care what map is being played. There are so many servers out there to play on. Many choices..... What brought me here is the people. I love the witty banter and camaraderie that comes with a little friendly competition and playing with people of like mind. There are times when I get in game and never say a word. There are other times when people probably mute me. I do wish that the people that don't join in on the banter, would do so. It is a team competition after all, and someone that rolls 'solo' basically isn't doing anything to help the team. Plus it adds an additional level of fun to the disorganized chaos!

had to delete this after posting, before hitting this.