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  2. Dot80
    Happy Birthday Morris
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    happy birthday
  7. Ruggerxi
    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Morris (60)
  8. RobMc

    Darts

    RobMc posted a topic in Jokes and Misc stuff

    A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself". The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?" "No", replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?" "Oh yes", said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff. When the husband got back in she asked, "Did you see it?" "Yes", he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?" "Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before." "I know", he said, "but the darts team hasn't"!
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  11. Duffy
    happy birthday all have a belta . DECKARD mmm need ta question that one lol
  12. Themadman
    HB....
  13. MANE
    Happy Birthday
  14. Biotech
    i finally found out where you lot get your butt nades from !!!
  15. NinjaBazZa
    Happy birthday
  16. TBB
    Have a GREAT birthday!!!!
  17. KaptCrunch
  18. RobMc
    Bedtime it is, wife says that's fine How does a Union leader begin to read his kids stories at bedtime?? 'Once upon a time and a half'
  19. Unarmed
    Happy birthday
  20. rexbowan
    Happy Birthday folks especially @Elvis9 who helps keep the games fun!
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  22. Essssieeee
    You can choose
  23. tsw 8.5
  24. Dot80
    Happy Birthday everyone.
  25. RobMc
    If I were a dirty old man I'd type bedtime story ??? What would you like dear on the 13th? a bedtime story???
  26. RobMc
    First paragraph, but don't worry all will get their turn
  27. Essssieeee
    Can i have a story like this on my bday Rob?
  28. KaptCrunch
    Rob were is CoD5 digs, guess not to mess with best eah LoL
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