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Ellen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Ellen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.

I doubt it?, not with a little pecker, something with volume and pressure needed like Trudeau's policies coming straight out of his ass? Anyway shouldn't mock, UK, Canada and Aussie are now joint defence partners, that will be a disaster with all three currently with left wing governments. Expect the first sub to be in rainbow colours, flying a palestinian flag and manned by illegal 'refugees'.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. JAH (41)1lkysob --

Did you need us to piss on your dumpster fire? lol

What smoke? We are just clearing some brush that’s all… don’t let a few of those “Karen’s” down south lead you astray. As for the uranium, where do you think those amazing northern lights comes from this summer

example open steam that right click game you see updates click it than pull down auto updates and select no

You keep burning those trees Pete, no one will notice as they think you are green, talking of birds and bees how's the fertility rate?? Not too good with all that Uranium I guess?? so that's why you're all green?? Canadian birds with little peckers, and bees with no sting. WAY TO GO

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

I'm with you Mike, but many in this nation has an issue with nuclear energy specially used for weaponry or defense. You have to remember this is country that produced Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi".... please leave me the birds & the bees (lol). Note: Oddly we are the second largest producer of uranium etc. and you are our largest buyer.. Don't piss off to much (lol).

A geeded and lost a tech in electric fire bring those to port, cost of retrofit when fuel rods need replacing. . environment and keep Texans rich. They died off and not replaced, ship builders.

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Funny I looked for the auto update used vids on line , but I no find it on my steam. I must be mega special:):):)

You certainly did, and I am enjoying the shitshow as it unfolds.. Gotta love a great dumpster fire!

gee Senzei i waited for 1.5 Hr in TS, the dowmload is for maps and mods in the game but for inside steam say no for auto updates. good to hear you got it sortted out, sorry can't play for someone walked off with my game disk & key.

Happy Birthday.

He only hangs out like you in the best jointz

it helps to pass thru long winters

Well I hope you get to enjoy those beautiful places!!

@MikeB you forget to say its Biden fault when kids are shut down in schools!!!!

Watching for 2 caribeans cruises one in md-jan and one in feb , since we did a few cruises needed to go on ports i never did so St-vincent and grenadines , bonaire , harvest caye for few others. I would love to depart from Galveston or New-Orleans which i never been.

Happy birthday!

Hi guys, I would like to say a big thanks kaptcruch and the others who tried to help me thanks. I managed to use the Steam to play for a short period. Was told to turn of auto download on steam (can't find that.) Just hope it does not do 1. Anyway old sens is back, well hope so. As for key settings etc they are a MESS, oddly at this point not managed to get back to what they were Anyway thank you men deadly old sens again thanks you all

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had got over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to Go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, So he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that Said.. 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''