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A hooded robber burst into a Vancouver bank and forced the tellers to Load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Vancouver customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled " Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly Too afraid to speak. Then, one old farmer named Bill from Alberta tentatively raised his hand and said "I think my wife got a pretty good look at you..."

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yes rob awake to the false witness are every where for lust, money, and death to keep the lies alive of greed. honesty the best policy that why i not perish from covid. but the mind fog is drifting away

Dr. Malone and wife, Katherine, were in the kitchen having a good old fashioned row during breakfast with plenty of yelling and cross words. Dr. Malone got up from the table in a rage, saying, “And you are no good in bed either!” and stormed out of the house, slamming the door behind him. Several hours later, in between seeing patients, Dr. Malone realized that he had been nasty to his wife and decided to apologize to her, so, he called her at home. After the phone had rung many times, Katherine finally picked up. “What took you so long to answer the phone?” Katherine replied, “I was in bed.” “In bed at this time of day, doing what?” Katherine replied, “Getting a second opinion!” My grandad was diagnosed with a serious ailment and the doctor recommended that we smear his back with lard every day. sadly, after that, he went downhill quickly I met a guy in the pub who said he would kill the wife for £1000 He said one clean shot just below her left breast. I said I want her killed not kneecapped

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. fightingseabee (53)

Sweet, I like it!

starting this next month it will take a few setting ..