JohnnyDos Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 9, 2013 A man walks into a tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill placed on his dick.Well the tattoo artist was curious and asked why he wanted it there and that it would be painful.The man gave him 3 reasons.He said 1st I like to watch my money grow.2nd I like to play with my money and 3rd my wife blows money like you wouldn't believe. wildthing, DEEJAYKEG, kswift420 and 9 others 12
KenMan Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted May 9, 2013 lol good one Johnny. Awards
pancakes Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 2395 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 800 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 217 Achievement Points: 5471 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10, 2024 Birthday: 07/22/1994 Posted May 9, 2013 lol Awards
mikepaz666 Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 466 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 181 Achievement Points: 4295 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 27, 2023 Birthday: 11/06/1972 Posted May 9, 2013 lol Awards
hxtr Posted May 9, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 9, 2013 oh man. hahahaha his luck... when she is done blowing his wad she goes and tries to buy some shoes with his penis. JohnnyDos 1
Juju Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 6813 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 43 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/07/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2013 Birthday: 08/28/1965 Posted May 10, 2013 ell oh ell... that is funny. now you wife can go shopping after the sex... but she has to take your penis with her.....
hxtr Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 10, 2013 ell oh ell... that is funny. now you wife can go shopping after the sex... but she has to take your penis with her..... you fucking leave my penis alone juju. hahaha
MTNMAN52 Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Posted May 10, 2013 Good one Johnny Awards
Evil-Monkey Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 221 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 85 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1865 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 751 Achievement Points: 12313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 06/10/1967 Device: iPhone Posted May 10, 2013 lol Awards
JohnnyDos Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted May 10, 2013 My barder told me the joke on Thursday and I just had to post it.
dadda2 Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted May 10, 2013 good 1
Sonovabich Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted May 10, 2013 I have a Tattoo on my Willy of a place in Wales where i like to go on Holiday to, it says Ludo.......of course when i'm aroused it says Llandudno
JohnnyDos Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted May 10, 2013 And since you live in the UK,it's always wet.LOL Most of the time.
2_MANY_BEERS Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 10, 2013 I have a Tattoo on my Willy of a place in Wales where i like to go on Holiday to, it says Ludo.......of course when i'm aroused it says Llandudno Mine says Wendy.
djMot Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 03:05 PM Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted May 10, 2013 My dick tattoo says, "Girls Ride Free, all others insert coins into slot." Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted May 10, 2013 Lol, Johnny. Hope she doesn't go 'Lorena Bobbit' on you and takes your member shopping for a $100 pair of shoes. Awards
Vincent Posted May 10, 2013 Member ID: 2025 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 294 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 127 Achievement Points: 1746 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2024 Birthday: 08/05/1959 Device: Android Posted May 10, 2013 Great Johnny! Awards
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