Facts

[TBB]

1 minute ago, major-mark63 said:

It depends on where you measuring , not from under from your tip to the assh.....

You seem to be knowledgeable on this subject - I volunteer you to check the remeasure  

[major-mark63]

And did you know that pastas where not invented by italians but by chinease...!!!

[Timmah!]

5 minutes ago, major-mark63 said:

It depends on where you measuring , not from under from your tip to the assh.....

Sounds like you're an authority regarding this matter!

[Timmah!]

10 minutes ago, TBB said:

You seem to be knowledgeable on this subject - I volunteer you to check the remeasure  

 

[Icequeen]

3 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

And did you know that pastas where not invented by italians but by chinease...!!!

This I learned a while back. I'd really love to try to make my own one day. 

[KaptCrunch]

20 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

Did you know its not possible to fold in 2 a sheet of paper more than seven times even if its a newspaper sheet try it!!!

well does a pleat count for can do 10 folds with your newspaper

[Icequeen]

No number before 1,000 contains the letter A

[ALanHim]

17 hours ago, TBB said:

  All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as an apricot.

How much does electricity weigh?  I weight about the same as my batteries full of electricity, so I must be the same weight as electricity.

15 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Scotland has 421 words for snow.

Sure it's not 420? 

12 hours ago, TBB said:

The pig has the longest orgasm observed in mammals.

How long have you been observing them?

12 hours ago, TBB said:

We need a recount!!  @ALanHim   volunteered  

Already on it. 

12 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

It depends on where you measuring , not from under from your tip to the assh.....

I think he's measuring to the back of his throat. I can say it's at least 6 1/2" deep and I didn't hit bottom. Getting his mouth open wide enough was the difficult part.

[ALanHim]

It's now a well known fact Diddy did it. He did Justin's makeshift beaver and he tried to get in Fiddy's. Diddy worked for the FBI creating dirt on fake friends and now he's the huge distraction when they should be going after Epstein's client list instead. All cover like #METOO. was. Remember that? 

[lTplkey336]

According to XIs Bio from Belgium, French fries where invented in Belgium and not France.

[TBB]

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

When the car was first commercialized, the amount of notes in a car honk indicated social status: the more honks, the more elite.

[ALanHim]

I heard this from a elder farmer years ago so let me see if I can explain.

The term thumbs up and the use of thumbs up came from driving a tractor. Farmers and their kids driving the tractor were reminded by even other famers by using the thumbs up sign to remind them not to have their hands clamped around the steering wheel in the event they hit a rut that would rip their arms off.  

So keep your Thumbs up!

[ALanHim]

25 minutes ago, TBB said:

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

When the car was first commercialized, the amount of notes in a car honk indicated social status: the more honks, the more elite.

How many horns did you have in the 20's @TBB? 1920's.... that is. Forgot we're in a time warp. 

Edited April 2, 2024 by ALanHim
1920's

[TBB]

1 hour ago, ALanHim said:

How many horns did you have in the 20's @TBB? 1920's.... that is. Forgot we're in a time warp. 

Historical information  - a single horn

Electric Motor driven automotive horns were commonly used from circa 1915 to circa 1935 on cars, trucks and some tractors
They make a distinctive deep and loud 'Ahooga' growl sound. Commonly used on American made automobiles, but also on a few European makes.

Physical description

Car horn: 'North East Electric Co' Electric Motor Driven , 12 Volt made by North East Electric Company of Rochester, New Jersey, U.S.A. 1920's When horn button, usually on top of steering wheel, is pressed, the current activates the motor, which turns on a toothed ratchet, producing a 'Ahooga' sound, which is greatly magnified through the trumpet at the front.

 

   car horn, 1920 - 1930

 

 

[TBB]

Eat your heart out @Timmah!

Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth.

If you think you know big dick energy, think again – blue whales officially have the world’s largest penis at 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length. 

[Icequeen]

Bananas grow upside down.

[BigPapaDean]

On 3/31/2024 at 3:41 AM, Crack said:

kangaroos cant jump backwards

So you've tried eh?

[KaptCrunch]

11 hours ago, TBB said:

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

When the car was first commercialized, the amount of notes in a car honk indicated social status: the more honks, the more elite.

i cheaped out with the manual horn in 1915

the electric unit will loose it's volume if over used the horn...the elite will go quitely and buy another horn for the rachet wares out

Edited April 3, 2024 by KaptCrunch

[KaptCrunch]

9 hours ago, TBB said:

Eat your heart out @Timmah!

Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth.

If you think you know big dick energy, think again – blue whales officially have the world’s largest penis at 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length. 

TBB your such a whale of LoL time at least you not use a penis pump  har har

[ALanHim]

11 hours ago, TBB said:

Eat your heart out @Timmah!

Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth.

If you think you know big dick energy, think again – blue whales officially have the world’s largest penis at 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length. 

Well I wouldn't touch @Timmah!with a 12 inch in diameter 10 foot long Blue whale penis but I sure would like to see someone else try.   

[StormCrow]

The phrase "piss poor" comes from back in the day, poor would save thier urine and sell it to trappers who would use it to treat and tan hides. Then there was "So poor didnt have a pot to piss in" also came from same era, literally so poor you didnt have a pot to collect your urine

 

Also, Kellogs Corn Flakes were originally released as a medicine cereal to curb masturbation habits, the Kellogs brothers were freaks when it came to that

Edited April 3, 2024 by StormCrow

[BUDMAN]

16 hours ago, TBB said:

Eat your heart out @Timmah!

Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth.

If you think you know big dick energy, think again – blue whales officially have the world’s largest penis at 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length. 

Only @TBB would come up with this info

[Timmah!]

14 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

Only @TBB would come up with this info

This means he's a penis researcher!

 

[TBB]

1 hour ago, BUDMAN said:

Only @TBB would come up with this info

 

46 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

This means he's a penis researcher!

 

I have to if I want to keep up with you dick heads!!!! 

[TBB]

12 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Bananas grow upside down.

Tell him that!!!