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This is kind of a complaint.Can you birthday greeters just post them all at one time instead of individually.Maybe something like this,just because the whole damn website becomes a Happy Birthday Site.So for today here you go birthday members. Happy Birthday to all of you and make it a great day for yourselves.

One Sunday afternoon at a Church bazaar two older Ladies in their 80's decided to take a 15 min break from helping at the Hot Dog stand. Wilma said I have a cigarette but I need a lite, do you have any matches Lacy? Lacy dug through her purse and pulled out a lighter. Just as Wilma finished lighting her cigarette it started to rain. Thinking fast she reaches into her purse and pulls out a rubber. Lacy Says "what are you going to do with that?" Wilma said "I'm using it as a rain coat for my cigarette" Lacy Said "OK if it works!" The next day Lacy heads to the closest drug store. Once inside the store she walks up to the pharmacist and said "Hello I'd like to buy a pack of rubbers!" The pharmacist took a double take noting this woman to be over 80 and said "Do you know what size and do you need any special colors." Lacy looking straight at the Pharmacist said "I don't care what color they are as long as they will fit over a Camel."

Haven't been playing much lately, but I'm still here! Working on a new CoD4 map.

There is an issue with the gallery posting, for some reason its sending out an email every time someone uploads a pic @Sitting-Duc is gonna look into this and fix it

happy b day all

Every day I like to say what I am grateful for...... today, I am grateful that WarApe is not a midget, for his sake.......

I try to be careful with whom I associate... apparently I've made an error (ahem... Icequeen), but certainly not ALL can be bad (*wink* ... DirtyBird) or have several warrants out for their arrest... (The Hammer007).....just sayin'

Little one liners make me giggle

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices Johnny next door. Johnny is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has a dog tied to the wagon. The fireman says, "Hey little boy. What are you doing?" Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says Johnny. The fireman looks a little closer and notices that Johnny has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster", says the fireman. Johnny replies, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2017-01-17, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again). After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Trump as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Mule..... u r realy a XTREME IDIOT!!!

My son, who is 13 and in grade 8, had his public speaking assignment the other day. My wife made him say his speech to her first, she called me at work and said I have to hear it as soon as I got home. I got home and listened and got shivers and near a tear in my eye, This is straight from his head. Damn kid is only 13. I am amazed (I am sure more so because he is my son) by his choice of words and thoughts. When I was 13 I was thinking about the girl I was gonna try to kiss or how many hits I was going to get in the baseball game next weekend, or how the fuck can ANYONE beat BattleToads on NES.... its fucking impossible!! On one hand I am so proud, on another I am saddened that THESE are thoughts of a 13 year old. Here is a copy of his speech with his permission I have a dream that my future children can live in a world not fueled by hate, agony and machines of war but by happiness and the love of others. I dream of machines not made to harm and kill people but to help them. That our children will not be covered by the over looming shadow of eventual war and conflict but be bathed in the warm sunlight of peace. I dream that our children will not be recruited and used for acts of terror or harm like the tens of thousands of other little girls and boys around the world. All Children should be free of the shackles and chains of war and build a better more peaceful world. I dream that no person should ever wake up questioning when the storm of bombs and bullets are going to start or if it is their last day living in this hell on earth called the battlefield. I have a dream that hard working honest and loving men and women's money will not be used to fund the world's budget of war of over 1.7 trillion dollars a year but instead used to build homes and open up job opportunities to other hard working honest men and women.I dream that those hard working honest men and women don't have to fight in wars over resources and land fought by greedy tycoons and businessmen.I dream that wars cannot be started from one man's ambitions but be started to stop the ambitions of those men and nations. I dream one day we won't need to use the liquid gold called oil and stop the conflicts that come with such valuable resources.I dream that men and women wont have to be called to war by their so called duty to their glorious nation but instead solve conflicts and problems in a more civilized orderly manner.I dream of a world where i can one day see world leaders being able to talk to each other and respect the dignity of not just their own people but all people. I Have a dream that the great oceans don't have to be filled with huge destroyers and battleships and not blanketed by missile shells sunken ships and mines that harm local wildlife. I dream that huge areas of forests and large open lands don't have to be demolished by horrific battles and atrocities.I dream that there can be a world where we can live in peace knowing we can't be destroyed forever by a push of one single button. I dream that wars cannot be started by hate for certain groups, races, sex or religion. I dream that no person has to ever be one of the over 200 thousand people to die each year from war. I dream that there doesn't have to be mass graveyards that seem to have no end filled with fallen soldiers. I have a dream that these dreams don't have to be just unreachable goals of unfathomable proportions, but reality.And It can become reality if every Great leader and every distraught leader,every poor man and every rich man,every man and every woman,every race and every religion,Every Celebrity and every average dude,Every maker and every destroyer,Every lover and every hater And if every single human being comes to together and puts away their petty differences to the side my dreams will become reality.

Happy Birthday Mule Happy Birthday and have a great day

Yes now on the right side of my face will have to get it fixed Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

you know what got me started was ,I didn't think it was fair to see one person get Birthday wishes and there be 3 other that didn't, ,,

It's OK LaRSin,you're an old man like me.LOL.Actually you are 10 months older.. It's just that I kept on seeing Happy Birthday all over the website,I'd rather read about upcoming games or some good jokes.Whoever posts birthday wishes should just put them in one post for all on their day.Also by posting birthdays as separate for each individual person it buries other posts from other people on our website.THANKS

my bad sorry Must had a brain cramp , Just an idiot what can I say , thanks for letting me know,,

What a fucking masterpiece this band... I don't understand why tool isn't on Spotify. I get that the singer tries to stay away from digital platforms for music but still, A Perfect Circle is on there so it doesn't make sense A great cover of Led Zepplins' 'No Quarter', lock the doors kill the lights' LOVE THIS SHIT' the best since zeppelin!

Just rackin up the post count

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Have a good one.

Holy crap! These are the kinds of people that grow up to inspire millions, trigger a movement and world is better that they are part of it. Keep supporting his dreams and keep it alive... for ALL of us! - Ape

Fastest courtship in history.... or longest night of my life... can't decide

You would have gotten over it soon... LOLOLOLOL....!

I'm open minded... As long as you're into bananas and flinging your own excrement at the neighbors... beautiful music can be made...

Crap I sure hope not. Mule.. how are you doing? looking at that again.. man fuck me.

you should look at this and make necessary adjustments.

There are some really good stock maps out there. I'd like to see Ambush. Pipeline. Unfortunately I think some of them don't work with the new mod.

Happy birthday, Idoz--hope it's frickin' awesome. Ayaq

Have a great day

happy birthday

bon anniversaire j es piquer celu ci sur you tube pour toi lol . Et n oublie pas de voté macron mdrrr . Quel idée de naitre un jour de vote lol

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