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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken." Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."

Thank you for the kind regards that Roody sent me from you. The 3 hour operation went well, unfortunaly, ear bones had to be removed and replaced with an implant. I hear nothing in the moment, but this can still change. If everything goes well, I can go home on sunday. Greeting Jenny alias Cheyenne.

TRANSLATION : "Hi ! Once again the "old demons" are coming back to say that I'm cheating and that I speak French to give away the positions of the other players (in game)." There are always two sides to a story/situation and here, there's also obviously a language barrier. I'm not taking any position as I'm no witness or don't know the story, but it makes me think of something that might have to be considered too, in this situation : sometimes people speak another language (than English) shortly in game with other players who speaks the same language, but 99% of the time it's not related to the game at all, or it's as simple as "Bummer, you killed me again you idiot !" all in fun and only to a player that will actually understand that language. What I mean is that it doesn't necessarily mean that it's against another player, used to talk of someone else or used as a "secret language". Although, what I noticed is that some of the players who don't speak that other language often think that it is or see it that way... like if they were automatically feeling "threatened". I just wanted to precise because some others and myself have heard many comments in the past, including "Learn the language" or "It's an English only server", when we're just asking each other how we're doing... and for just a few seconds which means that we're not "spamming" it... and even if we speak English about what's game related, call the shots and everything else. Also, we have to remember that there are as many levels of understanding/speaking English as there are players for who it's not their first language. We can't ask them to be perfectly bilingual as what may seem easy for one might not be as easy for another person, as for an example. (this text is general, by the way, so it's not meant for anyone in particular )

Hello all, let me introduce myself. I am M!dg3t, a freeze tag killing machine. Some of you suckas know very well who I am. I was invited to become a member way back by the Big Yacc himself! I started playing COD4 Freezetag on XI servers 7 years plus. I love playing and would love to finally get some tags.

Got some for you i translate them myself from french ,hope it make sense. --Why do blondes use only electric lawn mowers??? Cause they need the wire to find the way back home. --Why do blonde uses green lipsstick?? Cause red means stop. --Why blondes dont read the Websters dictionary??? Cause they wait for the movie to come out. --Why blonde dont use vibrating dildos??? cause it hurts their teeth. LOL

All Our new members are required to spend one lovely weekend with our previous members wife, and well here she is...Seems fitting for a tiny guy...Oh welcome to Our forums Shoot ya later Lets hope your tags do not look like this >X𝄩<...That would mean you didn't fill in the gap

Well

I also want to point out that I don't have a problem with anyone that speaks a different language, but it is hard to make that person understand what you are trying to say, ie.... repeatedly telling someone to quit hiding in the glitches and there again is the language barrier, but as an adult and a player, they should know better to stay out of those places if they want to keep playing in the server or wanting to become a member! Anyways, just trying to make a point!

And wine

Haha so much for my French Heading back to school now

he should me on drugs maybe

Don't make me come in there, I'll make short work of you!

Happy birthday wiggles

Thank you

Whoopwhoop study buddies xD It's so freaking difficult though. Although I am amazed how my brain can switch to English nowadays and I barely notice. But I do start noticing as soon as you need to say something sensitive. Like when the exact words you use really matter, when showing your empathy or in an important argument. Oh and with writing papers. I miss variety in my word use

still love to bump beerglasses with you Athena

It says we have been trying to reach you about your car extended warranty.

It starts off, "One time, at band camp ..."

It went down cause the Pres did the numbers in his head

Awesome video peeps and it begs to question the tactics and perhaps even the what ifs... @21:12 I have been beaten fair and square boys and well see you all in hell...Attempt #2 because attempt #1 they dies as well though with out much success

You'll fit right in here at the funny farm @M!dg3t!

Good ones!

I just couldnt resist lol!

Ok but thats i didnt play on server last month didnt know the latest upsets.

happy birthday both of you!!

Happy Birthday folks cheers!!

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome My Friend its been a long time ill have to reinstall it on my new pc and tube you

Happy Birthday @Giggles

Thanks

Happy Birthday @Giggles you Old Fart lol

it's a joke Elvis ( you should know me by now lol )

KEY !!!!!! don't cramp my style dude !!!!

Bio and you call Beast a player? lol

oui, c'est correct

I'll go with you Bamm ! I'll be in the English class next to yours so that I can finally achieve this personal goal of mine to be perfectly bilingual some day... That I gave up on a very long time ago now

@J3st3r me too lol

oyster, you have been playing with us long enough to know that before we speak in your favor you need to buy us beer ( lot's of it ) glad to see your introduction mate

extually he says : Hello, again the old demon that says i'm cheating and that i say in french the position of others

Very scary. What was he thinking. License plate and video of his face. Not very smart.

Beers and EastCoast in the Coast Guard back in the day ...

I have been inspired by XI forums to get medical information from youtube now! I predict I will be on my deathbed soon.

I say the same as key on this one. Just trying to defend his accusations. Can't really say he's giving away positions from speaking French to other users. But if in spec mode who knows what other chat programs they might be connected on, teamspeak,Skype or whatever else they might have

Technically, it is not quite safe nor purposeful to drink urine (whether it's your own or someone else's). Even in a survival type of situation , it's not really a good part of a diet. Google your own info. Just my two cents. Good luck and happy drinking.

Hi guys and gals. Belated happy new year. I'm so sorry I've not been in the game or posted anything for a long time. As some of you know my PC died and I replaced the motherboard when I turn it on its showing no signal from the PC so I dug out my old computer and plugged the hard drive in and it booted up. After about an hour of updates I checked it only to find out it was the wrong hard drive. Well after putting the correct one in and several hours of updating it worked. Then came the loading of the game. It's starts loading great then just goes off. I'm still working on it. I really miss you guys in the clan. Hopefully I can get it fixed and see you all soon. Till then take care..

Good glass on that windshield, thank the Lord.