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@Izumi I’ll make it fair and play with my feet!

My old mouse has bit the dust and I went out and shopped for a new one! Gonna give this one a try! See you guys in game

I've started to shop around for some tract(s) of rural land for gardening & with an eye towards investment, construction. Good times & can't wait to get some of my heirlooms in the dirt! Looking at the ~25 acre range, with several smaller tracts a handsome possibility for variety & agrestic repose. Will be the Gentleman Idiot Farmer...ESQ! Making this post for updates on the progression of my fun little pursuit. Mostly for myself & informational, modest amusement value for those who would choose to monitor the progress & even offer some relevant commentary. And NO, it's not for 'dogging', shithead.

@Timmah! if you wait awhile until your senile old Pres infuriates Putin enough to press the button you will probably get the land cheaper?

My hope is that it is f*cking defective so we can all stand a chance against you!

What started out as an impromptu guided tour with me traipsing around, bugging random strangers, fittingly ended with a stranger 'bugging' me with their life story. Don't know his motivation to relate to me his life story, but it was interesting & fun, & a perspective refresh on my impact on others with my sometimes overly-alacritous comportment toward the unsuspecting; because if I find it interesting, SURELY others must find it at least equally so. =P

Honestly buddy I enjoyed it, try and get Bigfoot in the next one. ps how do we find it in Youtube what's your channels title?

Well then! go ahead & subscribe to the channel to get the latest notifications of videos issued with varying degrees of perversion! Rob should be all over this like stink on sh!t, what with his 'dogging' fixation of late! =D Give me an idea of topics for videos, content that you would find interesting & I will make that happen...just for you, p00kie! Think it'd be a fun endeavor. Idiots tell me what they wanna see, & I'll go out & perpetrate produce it.

Interesting idea - throw in a little porn and we're all set!!!!

Actually, I was considering getting as many Idiots to subscribe to my Youtube channel as possible; get it over 1,000 & it can be monetized, producing income for the game servers! Shit, could like, subscribe, follow yadda yadda...& people could just let the videos on the channel auto-play while away & generate income for the gaming servers. Maybe even click on a couple here & there?

DON'T EVER think of adding commercials!!!

Ohhh !! A Hillbilly !!! Im a Buckeye !! Neighbors !! I worked for years with a bunch of people from Paintsville, KY. We use to joke, they all came up in a Greyhound Bus and were dropped off in our home town. Many went back to KY after retiring !! Back to the "Holler" !!!! Well "Hollow" for us Buckeyes !!!

You're so good you don't need a mouse

The laser thermometer? I've walked around going 'pew pew', measuring just about everything from my nostril to my Honda's engine block. Great fun for ~$20. And informative!

YEP! Would any of us be talking about the Oscars here, today, if they hadn't staged this stunt? NO!

1). Who cares 2). I (and many others) think It was a staged stunt 3). The woke Hollywood and Oscars are no longer relevant IMHO and they have to do something to get attention. 4). Carry on

...French-style omelette, wth a sauteed onion thr0wn-in for good measure: @TBB believe it was you calling for an onion. Here you go:

Looked it up - this is what happens when you cook with those fancy French thingies

Looks interesting - yo @Timmah! - you cook with these exotic French thingies???

Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again

looks like you will be shot alot by the time you learn how to use it......

Happy Birthday all!

Happy Birthday

Here is a picture of it.

Happy birthday everyone!!!

happy birthday youngsters!!!!

Happy Birthday and have a great day

happy birthday

Happy Birthday folks!!

Happy Birthday to all of you. Have a great day.

https://pss.ca.uky.edu/soilatlas @Timmah! if I remember correctly you are in Kentucky. The link is to the soil maps publications

also minerial right to the soil of parcel of land buying , Jed Clampette stuck oil LoL

I have some good friends in the state of Iowa. I’ve travelled down 5 times over the years to hunt pheasants on their land. The first year they told me they were tilling 6000 acres, they also left a very high % of a res in CRP. As years passed the grandchildren all started to acquire more farms. Every year I went there we attended at least one farm auction. As a family operation they look to increase the size of the acreage they till. I’ve not been back for 8 years but I believe they were tilling 10,000 acres at that time. Now to the point! They showed me many TOPO maps from the state of Iowa clearly showing the thickness of the topsoil on every property in the state. Where I live a property would be lucky to have 12 inches of topsoil. Iowa has topsoil from 2-14 FEET! I was shocked. I have walked and driven on thousands of their acres and I am mesmerized at the quality of the topsoil. Is is like nothing I’ve ever seen. I have literally taken out TONS of rocks from my 6000 plus square foot gardens, I’ve added sand, compost, wood chips peat moss manure, and leaves to my soil and yet My topsoil is only 12 inches. @Timmah! contact your EU to see if they have similar maps showing the soil quality and quantity in the areas you are looking. As suggested BRING A SHOVEL. The soil may have been striped off years ago and not recorded. Poor soil can be improved with many free amendments old leaves in the fall sawdust from a local mill. Get a trailer or truck gather free manure from small backyard chicken coops etc. The most important thing when you’ve made your choice GET THE SOIL TESTED free from the EU I think. Depending on the size of the garden I would suggest you buy a TROYBILT tiller buy the hoarse by a second hand one they last a long time and the parts are available. There are many YouTube videos showing how to work on Troybilt tillers. A tractor would even be better lol. Good Luck

Honestly I can see you doing this. My son is the sameeee exact way.

At least Chris Rock didn't ask if the sheets matched the curtains...

Dude, lasagna layering with compost & precompost materials, a little Dolomite (I've got unbelievably hard water here, so plenty of limescale which my Red Wigglers like. Can build your own soil rather easily. No time like the present!

Good heads-up; I've dug into Kentucky Crider while gardening! Reasonably fertile, but so dense you could fire the walls of the 3 foot-deep cylinders I dug for hybrid 5-gallon bucket planters & made fucking Tandoors from them!

Be sure to take a shovel with you when you look at lots. Dig several spots throughout the plot to see what the soil is like. Hate to see you buy 25 acres of clay !!!! Fuckin land around here is getting crazy expensive.

Currently, just Call of Duty 5 World at War

Poor little Johnny! lol

If winning an Oscar and making around 30 mill a movie is over I think I'd take that.

STAGED !!!

The joke was bad because he knows Jada is having issues with alopecia, or maybe he didn't, but to walk on stage and physically assault someone just isn't right. They should of dealt with this behind the scenes. But I don't know, if it was my wife, I'm not sure I would be able to hold back either.

the postman allways rings twice lol ......for me it was the policeman

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”