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  7. Sorry to hear it Wildthing, thoughts with you and yours
  8. Happy birthday!!!!
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  11. Thoughts to you all Wildy
  12. Irish Furniture Dealer. Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find. He visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
  13. Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock. "A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll just be in white." If you don't get it ask Sharpe to translate
  14. XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. H-BombUK (52)Lunkster (54)BiggieUK --
  15. Good one!
  16. Happy Birthday Dot! Sorry I'm late. I hope it was a good one!
  17. Happy Birthday Dawgy!
  18. Does anyone still play?? And do we still have a open sever?? Or no Please dm me reply on this post. Thanks From Icelizard (XI)
  19. Happy Birthday Wanted!
  20. Condolences to you and your family.
  21. Stay warm Major. That is what rum is for! lol Warm up a little cider and add a shot or two of whiskey for a hot toddy.
  22. As usual, I will try, but my connection still is not really good! This sounds like a fun event!
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