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  3. A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra. Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose. Man: Why not? Doctor: Because it's not safe. Man: But I need it really bad. Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly? Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented. Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects. On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling. Doctor: Good God! What happened to you? Man: No one showed up. For you TBB
  4. happy birthday and thank you !!!
  5. Happy birthday!! Bonne fete !!
  6. she talking about Rob for he took his bat & ball home
  7. Rob you are a Trip. lol
  8. Happy Birthday everyone.
  9. Happy Birthday!
  10. Katie, Kathy and Colleen were sitting together in their retirement home, reminiscing about the good old days when they were much younger. Katie recalled going shopping at the green grocers, and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. Kathy nodded in agreement, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper back then, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. Colleen, who is stone deaf, remarked, “I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.” Bet Dot likes this one?
  11. One last thing Mike (besides you once said you'd keep a bed for me) there is serious talk about some of the most persecuted citizens seeking asylum in the USA, did anyone ever think we would get to that??? Anyway no more as I'm not in the political column now, this will be the last.
  12. Happy birthday
  13. XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Cylon (32)Surge (59)ghostounet (40)
  14. rex my kinda women, take no BS an deals with it
  15. justice?
  16. Even when it's raining there are so many things to do. Today we went around the Roaring Fork Motor Nature Trail. It's close to Gatlinburg and the rain we have had made the streams come alive.
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  18. A great 100 year old caliber! All these new calibers are just to promote sales. All the 3006 caliber spin offs were and are great!
  19. Have a GREAT birthday!!!!
  20. Ouch!
  21. Looks delicious!
  22. rob you typo errored on the wife, it's hole finger LoL the dctors ask for that finger to retach it ? if something happens like that need to put the cadaver in a bag of ice
  23. Happy Birthday folks!
  24. i have tested this map and it does not work at all won't rotate to the map @PainKiller
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