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Subject: The little paper bag. A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. 'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag. 'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.' The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. ‘What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag. 'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor. 'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag. 'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor. 'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?' 'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!' 'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor . . . 'Your mother must have been a carrier'

An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring. Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring. So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it. On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account' Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!

Anyone else missing Roxy!

Doing well thank sir.

I had no idea there were so many, and recently. I have played against many over the years and they are missed.

welcome ta the forums NICK