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Lies, all lies. He drinks water when he ices his bourbon.....

You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

I have a better idea. If you die, find your way back to me! Merge with a soul that's already on this planet, since the current generation of men won't work for me! Then we can be together for a long time Rob

When I finally die Essssiee I'll try to die quietly in my sleep just like my old grandad Unlike his passengers who were screaming