I,m Done And Moving On First Day

[Fire]

 

 

 

 

I bet you all thought i was leaving the clan Hehehe NOT

 

this is my first day of stopping smoking and i know its going tobe really hard for me as i,v been smoking for 24 years and i know many of you have smoked alot longer than that but i got up yesterday and i thought to myself thats it so i finished my last fag this safternoon and put a patch on and that lasts for 24 hours then all i have to do is keep that on alnight and get up in the morning and put a new 1 on.So i want all my family at XI to keep there fingers crossed for me that i can do this and if anyone has any points for me to get though this that would be a great help as this is going to be really hard for me as i smoke when i get up,after my tea and in game so its going to be hard anyway to all that pick on me when killing my in game you will just have to be nice to me for a while untill i get through the tuff part which takes about a week or 2.

 

 

Thanks FIRE>XI<

 

xxxx

Edited August 15, 2012 by Fire

[Ruggerxi]

You can do it Fire, I stopped after about 10 year of smoking cold turkey. The first week is HELL!! but just tough it out, you will feel so much better once your clean. If you feel like you want a smoke just go do something else to get your mind off it. Good Luck!

[Fire]

Thanks Rugger

[Markoff]

i thought youv'e finished with your boyfriend and where looking for some xi love lol

[Fire]

I,m always looking for XI love thats why i joined MarkOff

[hackeklaus]

nice, u can do it. i have to quit it too because of the diabetes. i smoke since 11 years now, and i think i can do it. as i was in the hospital the first four days where pretty easy but the fifth day is the hardest i think.

 

i will cross my fingers for u. good luck

[Super Max]

I try stopping for a year now lol every 3 days I start new

[Fire]

Your just like my mum Hackeklaus as she has diabetes as well and she has just stopped smoking lastweek so i though to myself that i would join her and make it easy for the both of us when were togeather in company as she is 64 and she has been smoking since she was 18 so its going to be hard for her as well as me.

[Cavey]

I gave up 6 years ago, and it was the best thing ever You go Girl It is harder than hell to do, but I found the best way is to game your ass off, and forget about reality. Worked for me... and the fact my now wife wouldn't go out with me until I gave up

[Fire]

Good for you Cavey and after all that you got the woman of your dreams.

I just hope that i,m as strong as you for getting through this as i know its going

to be hard for me.

[HarryWeezer]

Like Rugger says, every time you want to smoke, do something else. When I quit, every time I wanted a cigarette, I jerked off. Unfortunately, I couldn't kick either habit and now I'm always coughing and my dick is always sore.

 

Good luck!!!!!

[hxtr]

Best way to kick a habit is replace the habit. That is why some people pick up chewing gum or chewing on a straw. The mental side want to hold that cig, light it and smoke it.

 

I replaced my bad habit by smoking weed. Worked great. lol

[BUDMAN]

You can do it ....did it many years ago. One thing i can tell you,is each time you try to quit it gets harder and harder.So dont start back up !!!

[hxtr]

One thing i can tell you,is each time you try to quit I get harder and harder.

WTF!!!! budman what you trying to say. lol

[DEEJAYKEG]

You can do it Fire, I stopped after about 10 year of smoking cold turkey. The first week is HELL!! but just tough it out, you will feel so much better once your clean. If you feel like you want a smoke just go do something else to get your mind off it. Good Luck!

 

Maybe you weren't doing it right...

 

[BUDMAN]

One thing i can tell you,is each time you try to quit I get harder and harder.

WTF!!!! budman what you trying to say. lol

You fooker hxtr and your photo shop...........fooker lmao

[WeednFeed]

I wish you well and YOU CAN DO IT!

[little_old_man]

Quitting is easy, I do it several times every year.

 

I feel for you. I'm at that point myself and ready to quit. It sucks but has to be done.

 

Good Luck!

[HellKid]

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

 

Dam I just dropped my fucking cig and knocked my beer SHIT!!

 

 

 

 

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

 

Lady 1: "What's that?"

 

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

 

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

 

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

 

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

 

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars.

 

Suddenly, a baby starts crying.

 

"Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette."

 

 

 

 

 

 

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

 

Slow down and use a lubricant.

 

 

 

 

In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

 

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

 

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

 

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between the 1960's and the 2000's?

 

A: In the 2000's, a guy goes into a chemist shop and shouts, "Give me a box of condoms!" ... and then whispers to the shop assistant, "Oh, and slip in a packet of cigarettes, too."

 

 

 

 

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

 

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go"

 

"This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"

 

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"

 

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"

 

Sniff sniff

 

"Ah perfume - you think of everything"

 

"This is great....." (long sigh)

 

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

 

"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

Edited August 15, 2012 by HellKid