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Well well Newfie. Another Birthday. Hope you're spending it wisely. This might be a good thread to re-open Newf jokes.

In the mean time...Happy Birthday Newf!  :cheers:  :thumbsup:  :fun: 



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Newfie love poem


SUSIE TOBIN FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO 'APPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE, MAID,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANUDDER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YOUR MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "DERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY DEAR,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR MUDDER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOWS IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.

BUT MUDDER KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU 'APPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU HAIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


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Happy Bday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu.....lalalllaalllaa.....Happy Bday dear newfieeeeeeeeeee.....and many kisses from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...:-) Have a great day my Newfieeee



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5142e11126748_17.gifHave a great day m8 :cheers:



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Happy Birthday Newf.Have a great day.



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Thanks alot all!  I love the poem Beer! LMAO



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 Got another 1 for ya Beer. I was a little kid when my grandfather retired. I found this plague with this poem on it so I bought it for him.

 

             RETIRED

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord,

From my tousers it would spring,

But now I have a full time job,

To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave,

For every single morning,

It would stand  and watch me shave.

As old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its withered head,

and watch me tie my shoes

 

   Good ol' grandfather (god rest his soul) got a good chuckle out of that



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Happy Birthday m8, have a great day. :cheers::band::fun::drinks:



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HAPPY BIRTHDAY........... :robo: 



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Happy Birthday have a great Day :)



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happy birthday you mother newfing newfer! :smoke:



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Hey Newf Happy Birthday Have a Nice Day body!!  :2guns: i kill you  :fun:   :cheers:



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Thanks again everyone! Looking forward to some birthday bashing!  :hrhr:  :spiteful:  :spell:



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Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :) :)

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Happy Birthday Newf,hope you have a great day!



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Happy Birthday :)



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Happy B-Day Newf.  Hope you have a great day.  Take it easy on the drinks. :cheers:  CYA in game.



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Happy Birthday my Brother may you have many in the years to come



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Happy birthday Newf, have a great day.



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