WldPenguin Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 186 Topic Count: 812 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 4765 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 7439 Achievement Points: 51677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 92 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2016 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” bds1961, hxtr, Cooper and 11 others 14 Awards
KillerKitty Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Posted September 27, 2016 :lol: Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60613 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2016 Lmao... Awards
NumNutz Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? L!ckALotAPus, TBB, BigPapaDean and 3 others 6
TBB Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21103 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? Of course not - he's Budman!!! Damit1 and L!ckALotAPus 2 Awards
hxtr Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? My ex wife didn't get it either. Wild Fire, L!ckALotAPus, Damit1 and 2 others 5
Sweatnbullets Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 213 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 820 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 521 Achievement Points: 5654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 06/06/1963 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2016 I dont get it either, cant read yellow type Awards
Cooper Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 20909 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 48 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 223 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 203 Achievement Points: 2599 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 05/03/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2016 Awards
iboomboom Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3411 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3085 Achievement Points: 30365 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2016 You know what goes best on a white background? White ink. Let the fuckers on mobile struggle with highlighting the entire text. Awards
Mule Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2016 HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW! Awards
hxtr Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 28, 2016 You know what goes best on a white background? White ink. Let the fuckers on mobile struggle with highlighting the entire text. typist.
TBB Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21103 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2016 My ex wife didn't get it either. Does that mean you didn't give her any???? BigPapaDean 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1214 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6563 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4443 Achievement Points: 63743 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2016 (edited) I have some jewelry to give away! Edited September 28, 2016 by BigPapaDean Awards
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