spinpuppy Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Share Posted February 10, 2019 It has come to my attention as of late that a lot of players, while in game, that need to "hit the pump" in fact do not know where the location of the pump is on that particular map. While on vacation this week, will team up with @2_MANY_BEERS to create a spreadsheet of sorts for distribution to our whiniest players so that they in fact will know where to go when that part of their anatomy needs a bit of relief. Also, this week I would like to appoint a " Captain of the Pump". This player will make sure that all pumps are full at the beginning of every day, so as they won't run dry during normal game play. If you are interested in being in this entry level position here at >XI<, please respond to this post! Thank you for your time. Elvis9 and Mr_Wick 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 492 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 6089 Content Per Day: 2.38 Reputation: 10498 Achievement Points: 52075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted February 10, 2019 Ermmm... Shouldn't the pump be full only maybe AFTER it's been used? Certainly wouldn't want to touch, much less use a full pump? baldie, FUNky and HarryWeezer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Author Share Posted February 10, 2019 These particular pumps are full only when someone fills them. Here lately there has been a lot of use of the pumps. This is why a captain must be appointed to keep them full and to provide the location maps to the whiniest players. That would stop the question that is asked the most during gameplay..." Where is the pump on this map? So and So needs to hit it" It can be confusing for us idiots to find it, sometimes it would be in a particular house, or a windmill, along a fence line, in a tunnel..just could be anywhere. When you need to hit it, ya gotta get there quick. Personally, I don't hit it that much anymore. I just hate everybody and that's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8337 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6072 Achievement Points: 54119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Edited February 10, 2019 by Labob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8337 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6072 Achievement Points: 54119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2019 Well that did not work well but I need my diaper changed and and a nipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) this will reappear in different location through out the maps sorry see ducky did not fix everything it will not allow pics to be posted but here a image (.) Edited February 10, 2019 by 7Toes web site still broken spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted February 10, 2019 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2019 I dont think I want to know what you are talking about. Streetcleaner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Elvis9 Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 35 Topic Count: 204 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1024 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1161 Achievement Points: 12334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2019 pumps? what is that? I have no idea....lol spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 492 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 6089 Content Per Day: 2.38 Reputation: 10498 Achievement Points: 52075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted February 11, 2019 5 hours ago, spinpuppy said: These particular pumps are full only when someone fills them. Here lately there has been a lot of use of the pumps. This is why a captain must be appointed to keep them full and to provide the location maps to the whiniest players. That would stop the question that is asked the most during gameplay..." Where is the pump on this map? So and So needs to hit it" It can be confusing for us idiots to find it, sometimes it would be in a particular house, or a windmill, along a fence line, in a tunnel..just could be anywhere. When you need to hit it, ya gotta get there quick. Personally, I don't hit it that much anymore. I just hate everybody and that's that. I had a general idea that's what you meant; I was just bullshitting around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 09:10 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2019 "Captain of the Pump?" Hhmmm. That cold prove interesting. Let me give that some thought. Ok, I gave it a second's worth of thought and have concluded that I will be Captain of the Pump when you can prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that Hell has frozen over. Until then, please engage yourself in personal stimulation, if you catch my drift. But do have a nice vacation. baldie and spinpuppy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) @HarryWeezer, since you are the ONLY idiot to STEP UP and volunteer for this non-paying, extremely important task that will guarantee the smooth, well lubricated, anti-itch, painless function of our servers on a day to day basis. I am now awarding you the medal of "Hero Player". You should see that on your chest here in a 1/2 hour or so. Hats of the HARRYWEEZER !!!! The new COTP! (Captain of the Pump) Edited February 11, 2019 by spinpuppy HarryWeezer, Pingfuzzboi and baldie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 09:10 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, spinpuppy said: @HarryWeezer, since you are the ONLY idiot to STEP UP and volunteer for this non-paying, extremely important task that will guarantee the smooth, well lubricated, anti-itch, painless function of our servers on a day to day basis. I am now awarding you the medal of "Hero Player". You should see that on your chest here in a 1/2 hour or so. Hats of the HARRYWEEZER !!!! The new COTP! (Captain of the Pump) Uh, thanks. I think. In appreciation, I have awarded you the Flame Thrower Killer award, which doesn't really apply since you never use the flame thrower but it was the only one I could find that you don't already have. Oh, and you can also have these emojis: baldie and spinpuppy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted February 11, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 Why Thank You COTP, Lets get the map completed quickly. Its needed in the DM2 server immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1777 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1561 Achievement Points: 15889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:45 AM Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 All Hail Spin Jong Un ,our fearless and most wise leader !! \m/ spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis9 Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 35 Topic Count: 204 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1024 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1161 Achievement Points: 12334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 hmmmm…….no one answered my question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1777 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1561 Achievement Points: 15889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:45 AM Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 It's really not good to ask questions regarding this matter ..... just plead ignorance. baldie, spinpuppy and HarryWeezer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis9 Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 35 Topic Count: 204 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1024 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1161 Achievement Points: 12334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Wow, ok, I will shut the fuck up then, yep mind my own business from now on! Edited February 12, 2019 by Elvis9 Add spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 Harry's not doing his job again this one is empty. Liquid_poop, McGrim, spinpuppy and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinpuppy Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 @2_MANY_BEERS, I guess I will need to send him a PM about this. So hard to find good volunteer help these days. @HarryWeezer is failing on day one baldie and 2_MANY_BEERS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 09:10 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, spinpuppy said: @2_MANY_BEERS, I guess I will need to send him a PM about this. So hard to find good volunteer help these days. @HarryWeezer is failing on day one Can't a man get a shit break anymore? At my advanced age, it takes a while. spinpuppy and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.01 Reputation: 9115 Achievement Points: 63249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, HarryWeezer said: Can't a man get a shit break anymore? At my advanced age, it takes a while. Diapers Harry, then you've got all day Success keeps the flies off your sandwiches too Edited February 12, 2019 by RobMc HarryWeezer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetcleaner Posted February 12, 2019 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1777 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1561 Achievement Points: 15889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:45 AM Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2019 @Elvis9 I was just trying to save you from getting involved...really....you don't want to know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGrim Posted February 13, 2019 Member ID: 25332 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 22 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 382 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 480 Achievement Points: 4319 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 12/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 18 Device: Windows Share Posted February 13, 2019 Hello Fellows I Nominate Dirt as the captain of the V- Pump LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mr_Wick Posted February 13, 2019 Member ID: 26140 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/26/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 17 Device: Windows Share Posted February 13, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 5:58 PM, spinpuppy said: These particular pumps are full only when someone fills them. Here lately there has been a lot of use of the pumps. This is why a captain must be appointed to keep them full and to provide the location maps to the whiniest players. That would stop the question that is asked the most during gameplay..." Where is the pump on this map? So and So needs to hit it" It can be confusing for us idiots to find it, sometimes it would be in a particular house, or a windmill, along a fence line, in a tunnel..just could be anywhere. When you need to hit it, ya gotta get there quick. Personally, I don't hit it that much anymore. I just hate everybody and that's that. Perhaps this can be used as an alternative. spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted February 13, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Author Share Posted February 13, 2019 wipe dispensers, like a tissue dispenser....you got something there @Mr_Wick. Those can just sit on a table, would't have to be bolted to a wall......GREAT IDEA !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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