XoysterX Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 28750 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 18 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 15 Achievement Points: 156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/20/21 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Do pilots take crash courses? How do you get off of a non-stop flight? Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent? TheLastColdBeer, baldie, piglo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptCrunch Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2022 Do pilots take crash courses? siminlator yes How do you get off of a non-stop flight? ...........parachute also need oxygen Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent? ........shelf life or acid content Sourtap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Izumi Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 2593 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 490 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 977 Achievement Points: 5108 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:07 PM Birthday: 11/20/1978 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2022 piglo and jointz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2022 5 hours ago, XoysterX said: Do pilots take crash courses? How do you get off of a non-stop flight? Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent? At last, another profoundly deep thinker to talk to, well my boy (are you a boy?? if not let us know which of the 47 sexes currently available). You have come to the right forums here, we often ponder over matters such as these after a hard days gaming. Slipping off our clothes, lying on our beds and taking matters into our own hands. I'm guessing that with your name you are into 'water sports' or something similar? we know what oysters are famous for don't we?? @TBB is the resident oyster farmer, he cultivates 2 'achers', but no matter how many he swallows there is no reaction, poor old boy. Heres my favourite :- Why is it that when you open a tin of evaporated milk it's still there? Uncle Rob Soothsayer to the idiots Viagra dealer and pusher (part time) - Motto 'It ain't hard? don't be a retard, pop that blue pill, give her a thrill' major-mark63, WeednFeed, Smeggie and 6 others 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jointz Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 4476 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1462 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 4233 Achievement Points: 18124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 62 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/31/1982 Device: Android Share Posted March 15, 2022 The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted March 15, 2022 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1914 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1564 Achievement Points: 13391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:21 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted March 15, 2022 No! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20156 Achievement Points: 132930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 16, 2022 10 hours ago, jointz said: The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic There's a light on the fridge??? Holy shit!!! TheLastColdBeer and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted March 16, 2022 9 hours ago, TBB said: There's a light on the fridge??? Holy shit!!! I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. TBB, RobMc, BUDMAN and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20156 Achievement Points: 132930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 16, 2022 6 hours ago, TheLastColdBeer said: I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. No wonder I can't see in the dark!!! TheLastColdBeer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 16, 2022 11 hours ago, TheLastColdBeer said: I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. some have high beams on TBB can't see for staring too much jointz, major-mark63, TheLastColdBeer and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted March 16, 2022 Howdy! KaptCrunch, baldie and RobMc 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 16, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20156 Achievement Points: 132930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said: some have high beams on TBB can't see for staring too much See what???? baldie and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted March 17, 2022 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 09:17 PM Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted March 17, 2022 Well why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? WTF Hotdogs come in 10 pack and buns in 8? baldie, KaptCrunch and RobMc 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 799 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1076 Achievement Points: 6903 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:47 AM Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 11:09 PM, KaptCrunch said: some have high beams on TBB can't see for staring too much i must be googling the wrong sites, all i get is this !!! RobMc and KaptCrunch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2334 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3799 Achievement Points: 24053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Share Posted March 18, 2022 Where in the hell does FIRE go, when it goes OUT? RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, WeednFeed said: Where in the hell does FIRE go, when it goes OUT? A question I have pursued hotly for years, ever since the Mrs said 'the spark seems gone from our marriage' and 'your fire has gone out'. I was really puzzled at first, as we have gas central heating, but I soon realised she actually meant something different. Fire is energy and it isn't destroyed it is transferred, when it goes out in one thing it is transferred to another, I think my libido is now in the bottle of rum I gaze at fondly, far better than the previous messy business, progress. WeednFeed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 On 3/15/2022 at 2:05 PM, jointz said: The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic This really got me, hence the delay in replying, a good point @jointz some scientific work needed here I thought. 1/. Experiment No 1 got me into trouble, I shut the door on the fridge then started to cut a hole in it, but I learnt something - my wife is not keen on science ? 2/. Experiment No 2 on new fridge (non destructive), brainwave, I put some corned beef on the top shelf, popped in next doors cat and shut the door. Now if the light goes out the cat would not be able to find it eh? sometimes I'm too clever ? After around 10 mins the doorbell went, it was the pussy from next doors cathouse asking if I'd seen 'Tiddles'. Being an honest sort I told her I hadn't seen Tiddles for a few years, due to my enlarged stomach (curries and beer), she gave me a strange look ? Ah?, a misunderstanding, I led her to my fridge and opened the door, her screams caused 'Tiddles' to hiss and claw anything in sight, and her large breasts were the first target. Try explaining that to your wife when she walked in to find me applying pressure to stop the bleeding, science wasn't doing well. However when all had calmed down lo and behold the corned beef had gone, there could only be one conclusion 'The Light Had Stayed On', look out Newton. 3/. Experiment No 3, the magic test, this had me puzzled for a while, I know nothing about magic, or thought I didn't but a quick visit to Youtube gave me some ideas. Sawing the lady in half seemed to be popular, I deduced that if this worked without ending up with two assistants then the light stayed on, however volunteers are thin on the ground, back later with results for this. jointz and Dman67 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptCrunch Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 well lads the dark matter is in the electron flows while the switch controls no/off stopping the flow of current you see rob a simple search of frigidaire refrigerator schematic diagram light circuit would save you all that grief with the Mrs Mule, RobMc and jointz 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 1 hour ago, RobMc said: A question I have pursued hotly for years, ever since the Mrs said 'the spark seems gone from our marriage' and 'your fire has gone out'. I was really puzzled at first, as we have gas central heating, but I soon realised she actually meant something different. Fire is energy and it isn't destroyed it is transferred, when it goes out in one thing it is transferred to another, I think my libido is now in the bottle of rum I gaze at fondly, far better than the previous messy business, progress. well inject something that will never go soft, like Cunnilingus with licking the bean RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) 44 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said: well inject something that will never go soft, like Cunnilingus with licking the bean Is that like Botox ???? and where do beans appear from?? you have a funny body - wash more often, Edited March 18, 2022 by RobMc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptCrunch Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, RobMc said: Is that like Botox ???? and where do beans appear from?? you have a funny body - wash more often, ah rob the women's anatomy if lick it something will happen for her RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
jointz Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 4476 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1462 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 4233 Achievement Points: 18124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 62 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/31/1982 Device: Android Share Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) Flow charts don't work for me. Tried to learn them for a job and got fired cuz I couldn't use the flow chart to make more coffee in the break room after I took the last cup 3times that day Edited March 18, 2022 by jointz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 799 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1076 Achievement Points: 6903 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:47 AM Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 so much reply's and still no link to the pic's i'm disappointed in you guys aaa well back to Martha Stewart again i gues jointz and KaptCrunch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted March 18, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3629 Achievement Points: 36518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Biotech said: so much reply's and still no link to the pic's i'm disappointed in you guys aaa well back to Martha Stewart again i gues for you Bio you see this all day at work lol Edited March 18, 2022 by KaptCrunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted March 19, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 799 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1076 Achievement Points: 6903 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:47 AM Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 19, 2022 yeah Crunch why send that ? like you said see that at work would like to see the bodywork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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