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Happy Birthday my Beautiful, Wonderful,Soulmate,Mother of our Children and My Hunny Bunny Wunny cause you are the only one for me.

timmah got one in his cellar he likes them popsicles

On @TBB's behalf, what @FRENCHI said, times two, multiplied again by 5. Divided by 2. Lol. Ayaq

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LMFAO, Lord Black,I thought Lovyan was male!! Happy birthday, Sweet Lovyan, it sounds to me like you've got a keeper-of-a-husband there. Ayaq

Happy Birthday Lovyan ! I hope it's a great one and, for sure, you'll be spoiled (and you deserve to be )

Happy Birhtday Trash ! I hope you have a great one

Bit confused about your 'loving me', googled 'gay' and yes I am a happy man who enjoys life to the full, my collection of patterns and needles is the envy of the local W.I. Do you know I too have noticed that sheep run away from me? do you think they imagine I am after their fur? I understand what you say about money not making you happier, luckily I have a wife who thinks I am a millionaire, I'm so so happy, and possibly gay now I know the meaning of gay? I'm poor, the wife, butler and handmaid are also poor, we are a happy foursome in our dark lonely castle on the moors. As I type this the mist is creeping over the moor and the weredeer are howling, it is so remote here there isn't an atm for 5 miles or a supermarket for 6, but we cope thanks to your support. Funny you should talk about fishing, I'm lying here watching man vs fish, we could drop the squatch and go for fish, what is the largest most vicious species there? oh yes, can you swim??? more exciting for the readers if you can't, you can learn on the job. I love kippers and live near a famous kipper fishery, fortunately for me, apparently they smoke them. I have suggested to them they would be great XI prospects , as some of our members seem to smoke anything. XI kippers should therefore command a high market price ( get it?), I'll stick to champagne.

Hehehehhehehehehhawhehaeheaheheheheahe!!!! You crazy bastige, you! Love you, man, in a non-gay kinda way. On this beloved Earth (God help us, we treat her dirty), you only live once. In Alaska, you live to extremes. One village--Fort Yukon, Alaska (Google it)--has the world's record for the greatest temperature "swings" in the world. It suffers temperatures of -60 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter to +100 F. in the summer. Fully a 160 degree swing. I made some money this summer (haven't gotten paid yet, Captain is still fishing without me, and can't blame him--who would?), but I don't think I made enough to do what I wanted. Who makes enough money? Money is the root of all evil. That's what people who don't have any money say, any way. Lol. You can't take it with you. I used to make lots of money, but since I've lost everything, I've never felt closer to our God. Any-hoo, we need an emoticon for which expresses you're Laughing Your Frickin' Ass off!! You, kind sir, whose sheep don't say "Baaaaahh," but instead say "Naaahhh!!!" on seeing your approach, are emoticon-worthy. "LMFAO!!!" emoticon-worthy. On this rapidly-warming Earth, we have to make the most of it. Be kind to people, as I'm sure you are, gentle sir. As a side note, I was gone fishin' for 2.5 weeks, and the Angry Birds 2 Leader demoted me from Co-Leader. I 'splained that I had to leave in a hurry (read one of my earlier posts), so couldn't 'splain. I invariably take Top Spot in Clan Battles (ask @Jeroen v.2, who left--I did, too--because the Leader kept ridin' his skinny ass for not playing Challenges), and said I was gonna leave his Clan after the current Battle, 'cause I've never been demoted before, yadda, frickin' yadda. He made everyone on our team Co-Leaders (Team KicksAss, btw, join up!). Any-hoo, back to all that's germane, you crazy bastige, you. Ayaq

My God Ayaq, you still need to sleep with a weapon?, even at home recovering, what's the problem? polar bears, rough neighbourhood, jealous husbands??? You stay alert my friend, XI need you, my limited experiences of the sweet ladies of XI are not quite yours. They seem to like screaming and shouting at you, then are only too happy to kill you, I sometimes feel like a male praying mantis, sacrificed to better their score. I'm excited about the gold, does it just lie around?? I watch Aussie gold hunters and they seem to have trouble finding it, more trouble than it's worth in my opinion. I myself am lying around, shagged out after knitting a particularly difficult crew neck, the sacrifices I make daily for the greater good of XI. I'm running short of wool, which is strange considering where I live in the wilds of the borders I'm surrounded by sheep. Unlike you I'm not courageous enough to go out and forage, we have some particularly vicious rabbits who do suicide charges at your car, it is only a matter of time before one of them manages to detonate their vests. So for safety reasons I now don't go out , and live my fantasies through your courageous and interesting life, you are a brave man my buddy. So I too must resupply, should it be amazon, or ebay? difficult decisions I encounter weekly, just like you. I pray for your speedy recovery my friend, I lie here watching ancient aliens trembling about the earths future, my knitting needles shake, will I see another cardigan???

If only I had a Sweet Lady of >XI< to hold while I clutch my semi-auto .30-06 at night . . . Ayaq

Hey Run D.M.C., though I've gotten a "doctor's note" excusing me from commercial salmon fishing for two weeks (doesn't help me--in two weeks, ain't nuthin' left but the cryin', 'cause the salmon would be long gone up the river systems. Not like crab fishing, where they wait for you to catch 'em), I'm gonna call my buddy in Manokotak after he's done fishing. Last I talked to him, he's already got over 100,000 pounds of sockeyes, worth about $200k (about 150,000 English pounds--couldn't find the symbol for "Lira." Lol.), but he's told me about a spot where he found a 2-pound (1.5 English pounds) gold nugget. Not gonna tell you what he sold it for. I'm a-gonna convince him to build a platform 20+ feet (6.5+ metres, if you're English or French-Canadian) off the ground so we can escape the clutches of Sasquatch. He's like my brother; he'll fall for my ploy--er, believe my "plan." Not Sasquatch, my buddy from Manokotak, you silly. Ayaq's adventures will continue. Wish I was still fishing; missing out of 14% of $2-per-pound salmon, but doctor said I was lucky to still be typin', much less walkin'. More on this later, you son-of-a-maracka! That's a lovingly, tenderly, aptly-named moniker I've only shared with the likes of Sweet @Chicken Finger. We're gonna build the platform so it's just within Sasquatch's reach, lol. Ayaq P.S. - I musta been a U.S. Marine (tried to join when I was 17 years old, but perforated eardrum got me rejected) in a previous life, 'cause I woulda gone down fightin'!)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Mausi...

Happy Birthday Trash, hope u have a great time

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Congrats!!!!!

So, now it has been a year already since I joined this bunch of idiots. And as a tribute, here is a little rhyme to utter my feelings towards you morons After getting in the Teamspeak channel and greeting everyone with a burp, I recieve the greetings back at me, some with a little disturb. Only @Timmah! compliments me on the loaded gass: ‘Damn that was a beauty!’ And after that is over and done, it is time to play some call of duty. A hacking Belgium dog on top of the scoreboard, complaining about not getting a nuke And @Neo's Evil Twin giving intel with the proper class of a Duke. I know I’ll kick some ass in here, and make some people cry, Time to set up camp, crack a beer and shoot everyone in the eye! From the ragequitting of @TheHammer, to the high pitched scream of @Roxy! Or the complaining of @KillerKitty and @Predat0r, who seem glued together with epoxy All the whining and insulting, aimed at my adress, I just wanted to let you fockers know, I really couldn’t care less! You may not like my gaming style, and I may not like yours. But if you keep on crying about it, just compare our scores. After winning yet another game, it never gets too cheesy, To end it with an ‘F you all’, this game was freaking EASY! I love the bitching, love and drama that goes on in this real life soap. From kicking and banning to loving and in some cases giving hope. And sure there is an arguement, every now and then. But what I found out in this past year; damn I love this clan! So thank you all for a great time and I hope many years are yet to come. And my insincere apologies, If this rhyme offended some. And without dissapointing you all, like an easy crap that suddenly got chunky. I can’t end this rhyme without a shout out to: The Dutch Mafia and @FUNky! F you all and shoot ya later!

Man!! Thought I was only one that saw this..

Might as well make sure they are at least Titan Xp, unfortunately you can't put the Titan V nor the Titan V CEO edition in SLI :-( https://www.anandtech.com/show/13004/nvidia-limited-edition-32gb-titan-v-ceo-edition as a side note pretty sure Rose is rocking a GTX 1060 that a former member gave her a great deal on.

To play COD 4/5 u need atleast nVidia TITAN X in SLI setup

Sasquatches be REAL, yo; they's the ones makin' all them crop circles!