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My neighbor took me fishing yesterday. Pyramid Lake is about 45 minutes from home. This lake is a world class fishin spot. Lahonton Cutthroat Trout get as big as 50 pounds! The last fish caught by me was a ten pounder, what a thrill!! We landed about fifteen, all catch and release. Those two pictures are of a steam vent at the north end of the lake.

I have just realised that as chief snowflake I do not set a good example of wokery, the world is changing and Rob must change with it, no longer can we speak as we used to, even today a Childrens author of many years has been made to toe the line. Outrage as Roald Dahl books edited to remove potentially offensive language: ‘This woke sanitation of English language has to stop!’ (gbnews.uk) It is only right, the damage this must do to our youth when planning drive byes, heists a drug deals must be be terrific, they'll be claiming damages for sure, so Rob is issuing a guidance note to help the idiots, who are, well, idiots. In the forums when I call you :- fckr - this is a term of endearment, a kind of luvvy kissy @FRENCHI thing, ps where is the fckr? Cunt - this should be downgraded to knacker from now on (unless you are a cunt of course) Rob realises all too well that to you fckrs that are snowflakes, anything at all is offensive (cunts), so for you knackers I will tone it down The much maligned FU, so often used in anger is now, when used by Rob, translated as ' Felicitations Users' in an attempt to please the Herby Lady who is ultra nice Love and Kisses Rob Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female. Now I'm not gonna lie, this girl was hot, but in exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course being the mature person that I am I declined, because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong..... But not as strong as AJAX the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

Good evening or whatever time of day you are reading this if anyone does read this at all. I have been quiet with much silence lately because I am going through a strong time of mental and spiritual warfare. I have strong Christian morals and values that I am working on and trying to figure them out as well as my spot in this crazy world. I don't like pressing my views and beliefs on others as I feel that is not right. There are topics of jokes and conversations that i hear all the time when gaming online in voice with people that make me uncomfortable and it's not just on this server. Due to some of the stuff i am going through, sexual jokes/chats really get to me and bother me and i know i am guilty of taking part in it at times which i am sorry for because i am not representing my faith properly and being who i want to be as a man of God. I have been debating on stepping away from these types of servers so i can focus on myself more. I don't know if i really fit in anywhere with these servers at all. Sorry if i sound like a "snowflake" or "Bible thumper" as i dont mean to. I know many of you have asked what is going on with my silence and this is the best and only way i can communicate it.

So... synopsis: you'd like some ass play.

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Remember !! Jesus hung with the sinners !!! And we all are !!!

Rob needs to take you under his wing young snowflake, these columns are filled with strange people, I could tell you some tales. Trust Rob to guide you through the righteous path towards the light, rates are very reasonable, why don't you read the forum rules before committing yourself, perhaps it's not for you? Rob Chief Snowflake ps if you want to pass on the sexual jokes you have heard Rob will make sure they are up to our high standards

@RobMc yah bloody snowflake, just fuck off will yah? stop trying to give room to the snowflakes and hopefully they will stop for once. oh and btw rob.... was it a thai ladyboy or a normal one? and just incase i forgot... !fu love yah buddy!

Thank you Skuz! This gives me a place to get shot a copious number of times. lol

Lat night was fun. Thank you to @blackwidow for entertaining us with her unique talents.

But some are better 'hung' than others girls

Especially when you are on? ya big meanie. lol jk jk

Never apologize for your faith & beliefs, Nycz. Press in, and you will find your answers.

Be true to yourself and bless you Nycz.

You do what you have to to make yourdelf happy. The servers can be brutal at times.

I don't know what else to say

One mans cheater is another mans genius. To paraphrase a general from Reagan's Administration.

You and me both rex. I'll be on for my daily beating tonight hahaha

Welcome to the forums. A little about yourself wouldn't hurt. Occupation, interests, marital status, current vehicle, eye color and shoe size.

@Timmah! With all the battles we have, we're usually both on solid ground firing away or in a very brief knife fight (usually with me on the raw end of that deal). Either this hopping thing is a MYTH, or I've transcended to fight on your level sir.

Just come on and do some Oinks for Points!

I'd say do some jail time, nothing too serious.

Happy Birthday!

Thank You Skuz!

Thank-you Skuzapo

Happy Birthday to you both

Ja, somethings will never change

so you are after Essie to get a decent meal ??? good luck dude

he was and then kept on bouncing for another half hour or so

Just look what those offensive children's books did to you when you read them as a kid Rob!

‘Suggested’? Meaning there is no actual proof just suggestions? And the ones interviewed are themselves commentators not people that are actually involved? Sorry but until there is proof then this is no different than ‘some people say’. Come back when something is actually published or the publisher releases a statement about the issue. By now we should all know that %99 of what we see and read on the internet is bullshit. Don’t be one of them and ask for more after taking a big whiff. That said, *if* it’s true, it’s pretty god dammed stupid.

MW2 Rotation #5 25 maps by Sourtap plus stock maps put in 02/17/2023 by LOCO map mp_skidrow map mp_strike map mp_school map mp_broadcast2 map mp_arbo_a map mp_backlot map mp_naout map mp_carentan map mp_aerodrome map mp_convoy map mp_counter map mp_creek map mp_rusmata map mp_killhouse map mp_coldfront map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_4t4hangar map mp_bog map mp_ovgrown map mp_cgc_citystreets map mp_ffctaksim map mp_farm map mp_compact map mp_bloc map mp_rundown Server Restarted 11:50PM PST Enjoy @Sourtap

Rotation #19 25 maps tested by sally sandradee2 and dadda2 put in 02/17/2023 by LOCO map mp_kk_arena2 map mp_oldschool map mp_outset map mp_overpass map mp_osg_studio_2 map mp_parking map mp_printery map mp_prod_test map mp_rats_sansa_room map mp_rd_snow map mp_reach_final map mp_rebellion map mp_redzone map mp_remontna map mp_roundup_day map mp_rusmata map mp_salaambad map mp_sand_dogs map mp_sandstorm_beta map mp_school map mp_sconsegrad map mp_sewer map mp_gb_sharqi map mp_shipment_island map mp_showdown Server Restarted 11:55PM PST Enjoy

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone. Glad to see a familiar face, hope all is well with you and your family

And always caught in the reload

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I've lost my grandmother in just a couple of days this week, so I'm not very joyful or of a good company , but I might stop by shortly if I need to take my mind off of it

Fun fact: the boomerang is Australia’s chief export. And import. An Australian is visiting Britain. He’s from a small rural village and is completely unfamiliar with traffic rules and street lights, and just crosses streets whenever and wherever, almost getting hit by cars all the time. A police officer sees him and shouts, “Oi! You there, did you come here to die?” The Aussie replies, “Nah mate, I came yesterday!” A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you’d need one to get into Australia any more.” I tried to smuggle a wild animal out of Australia… But it Dingo as planned. Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered. I thought… That’s odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue. I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. I said, “Do you come from a LAN down under?” Sad news from Australia… The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there isn’t something trying to kill you. “School” is my answer. Chris Hemsworth is from Australia and Thor is from space. Does that make Chris an Australian and Thor an Australien? It’s so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up… Just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife. What’s the difference between yogurt and Australia? If you leave yogurt on it’s own for while it develops it’s own culture. What do you call a prison full of kangaroos? Australia. I don’t understand time zones! How is it possible that in Europe it is today. In Australia it is tomorrow. And in Alabama it is 1890? What do you call a lie in Australia? A kangaruse. What do chess and eating at a restaurant in Australia have in common? They both end with a check mate. Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up? In Cairns. What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia? Koalafications. Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives? Because they offer koalaity service. A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those?” The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?” A father and son from Germany went to a zoo in Australia. Upon arrival the little son pointed at the first animal he saw. Staring at a kangaroo he asked, “Daddy what is this animal called?” “Well, my son, this animal lives especially in Australia and it’s called a dangerou.” answered dad. The son looked around and saw a lion standing on a hill. His eyes began to shine and he yelled, “Wow dad! What kind of animal is that?!” The father said, “This is the king of the jungle and it’s called a dangerou.” Suddenly they heard the sound of an elephant nearby. They went a little closer and the son said, “Daddy we don’t have these big animals back in Germany, right? What is it called?” The father replied, “Correct, son, this animal is one of the biggest animals in the world and it’s called a dangerou.” The little boy frowned and asked, “But dad, weren’t the other animals also called dangerou?” “Correct again!” his father said. “You still have a lot to learn little boy, but once you understand the English language, you can read the signs saying ‘All animals are dangerous’.” A tourist is trudging through Australia’s Great Victoria Desert. He’s completely lost, and he’s quickly running out of water. His vision is rather impaired, and he can tell that he’s only got a few more hours before he’ll pass out. Suddenly, he accidentally steps on a rattlesnake! Before he can jump away, it hisses, bites him directly in the leg, and slithers off. The man panics. He had read about venomous snakebites in a book, and this one was usually fatal. His vision starts to blur. He swallows dryly, and accepts his fate. Finally, he loses his balance, and passes out in the sand. Miraculously, a local hiker finds him. He carries him back to his lodge, and tends to his wounds. When the man awakes, he solemnly asks, “Was I brought here to die?” “Nah mate,” replies the Aussie. “Ye were brought here yester-die.” A Brit and an Aussie walk into the men’s room and take a pee. As they finish, the Brit heads for the sink and turns on the water while the Aussie heads for the door. With a disapproving look, the Brit turns to the Aussie and says, “In England, we wash our hands after using the bathroom.” “No worries, mate,” answers the Aussie. ” In Australia we don’t pee on our hands.”

@Raven

True story