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Vaseline A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?” She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” “We use it when we make love,” she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?” The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”

Just received notification from my bank its in. Be on the look out people !!!

March-april is income tax report in my province . Lot of poeple who got the Covid help money called CERB(canadian emergency response benefit) will have a surprise when doing thier tax reports. This benefit is added to your 2020 earnings . and they gonna have to pay around 30 to 40 % of ncome taxes on it. Hope they didint spent it all...¸OOOUUUCCCHHH

I felt sorry for you and your unskilled team so I decided to be nice to you and give you a decent nickname TurkSandwich is fine Next time I won't be so kind

Then you'll look like @RobMc baby picture

Just for you window! https://youtu.be/hc2CQC47NXM

Yup..that $2000 per month came in handy. We were told at the very beginning to save some to pay taxes. It saved a lot of people and families. But anyone not stupid enough to put some aside must not have been paying attention. There is no such thing as free money. But they really didn't HAVE to give us anything at all. So I really appreciated it

Strippers and doobies!

Oh the good old days... lol

Why yes !! Quaaludes, Acid, Mescaline and a few other goodies.

When plane took off LAX airport last march.

The next rotation for DM3 is loaded and will take effect with next server restart. Activision emergency rotation 8 map mp_82ab_panzerwerk map mp_agx_destroyed map mp_anzio_beach map mp_beuvron map mp_chateau map mp_cw_hill map mp_db_snowypark map mp_die_bruecke map mp_dundygrad map mp_gits_harbor map mp_koshiki map mp_lapatrouille map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_newvillers map mp_paresu map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_kassel map mp_tge map mp_warsaw map mp_waw_burgundy map mp_506th map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_argentan map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_clum map mp_cw_neuville map mp_decoytrenches map mp_dinant map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_hob_mohdv2 map mp_lao_cai map mp_mohdm1 map mp_murmansk map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pds map mp_remagen map mp_snr_matmata map mp_the_cube map mp_waw_chateau Cheers

The next rotation for DM1 is loaded and will take effect with next server restart. Activision emergency rotation 5 map mp_agx_depot1_night map mp_alcazaba map mp_asylum map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_poolshark map mp_cassino5 map mp_cw_breakout map mp_deadwood map mp_dropzone map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_hunt_winter map mp_line_of_fire map mp_louret map mp_mohdv2 map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pavlov_h map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_snr_matmata map mp_tge map mp_waw_burgundy map mp_byalistok map mp_broadcast map mp_agx_depot2 map mp_anbinh map mp_ax_dawnville map mp_bgate map mp_chateau map mp_cw_burgundy map mp_desolate map mp_frucanal map mp_down_trodden map mp_makin map mp_montelimar map mp_nightmare map mp_pds map mp_rb map mp_snr_kassel map mp_toujane map mp_wbridge Cheers

it was so much fun,,,I thought I would have issues remembering,,but nope!!!lololol I will post another one for next weekend in the day time

Mike so i don't have to bend my Ear's for the 12 Band Equalizer fixes that Akai GX230D had a nice pre-amp forgot about the Kenwood KR-5600 40 watts per channel and JVC Quad reciver @ 10:30 on volume dial was it after that was distortion

Thanks Merlin.........

Thanks Merlin.........

Say Don... There is something very familiar about that "bowling ball"

I knew it Rob , that you would be attracted with a Vaseline tittle subject LOL

Mike i still have a 1980 Sansui integrated synthetized receiver 75RMS Watts amp model 5900Z matched with Sansui 6900Spx 130W wooden grill. Bought that when was still a teen.. payed 2000$ a lot at that time..

BlackRose and I won a TDM match We need to play more often & more maps...

That's amazing Mike, guess what I have in the garage? with Wharfedale speakers

Title sounds like what an accountant might say when getting kinky with his old lady.

Reminds me of the Chronicles of Don Juan by Carlos Castaneda. I remember one of them, where he's hanging out with the Yaqui Bruho, being taught the Way of The (Spiritual) Warrior with Mescaline buttons being a facilitator of visions, guidance & spiritual growth/perspective. Anyway, he reported back to his mentor, Don Juan what he had experienced & what insights he achieved through his visions & altered/expanded reality. After commenting on it's meaning for him, & after further inquiry by Carlos about what was going on during this- for him- spiritual encounter from Don Juan's perspective, he shares that he was naked, chasing the dog around the house, pissing on it... and that the dog later ended up pissing on him. I know this shit, over the course of several books, was more than likely embellished; but it's fun reading.

lolol you won the lottery...lololol

he wants you to sell him your old stereo equipment.

Stimulus is what wait till income tax next year you got the bonus plan

yes this was short notice mostly for north americans,,will do another one in middle of the day!!

Will you spend it on stimulants ?????

Welcome to the Forums Grill!

Omg same haha

and volvo lol

Rotation #2e 25 maps by P!nk & P!nh3ad put in rotation 03/11/21 by Pengy map mp_hangareturn map mp_winter_bakaara map mp_townville map mp_borisbeta map mp_after_tchernobyl map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_hk2 map mp_4nuketown map mp_chaos_lm map mp_dahar map mp_equestriana map mp_agroprom map mp_chateau4 map mp_garena map mp_ccinn_dawnb1 map mp_cod4_torn map mp_polygoon map mp_argel map mp_area52 map mp_rundown map mp_mw2_term map mp_lolv2 map mp_blackrock Server restarted @ 11:47 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

@RobMc high on ................

Am on at different times day and night - would be nice to shoot something other than bots - maybe even a @BUDMAN

Special thanks to all who made the Happy Hour Medal possible: @LilAcorn @ROCKAPE and of course @WldPenguin !! You all rock!

Thank you guys !

I would like to say Thank you as well. I received mine today it is Awesome and Looking forward to the next Happy Hour

@bombeczka TY so much! my alias is not so bad. You were kind with me! @BlackRose However, the name is too long to be used as it ingame cauz I can't enter the last 2 letters. Can use TurkSandwich if it's OK with u

Well you don't care about what I think soooooo..... You really don't know when to let shit rest, I get it, you don't like me anymore, so why even bother trying to interact with me? It's not the healthiest mindset.