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  2.    major-mark63 reacted to a post in a topic: mw2 146b9 map rotation Happy Holiday 1 - 2025
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  5. major-mark63
    Happy birthday sry im late..
  6. major-mark63
    Happy birthday!!
  7. major-mark63
    Happy birthday!!
  8. Dot80
    Happy Birthday everyone.
  9. tsw 8.5
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  12. RobMc
    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
  13. Biotech
    happy birthday
  14. Ruggerxi
    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. TedsofBeverlyHills (68)AcidFly (61)DAMAGEPLAN (54)
  15. scatpak
    old people kinda tree
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  25. TBB
    Have a GREAT birthday!!!
  26. NickVandal
    NickVandal joined the community
  27. tsw 8.5
  28. tsw 8.5
    wow only 2 people here have Christmas trees
  29. Dot80
    Happy Birthday to you all.
  30. Marshall
    Great selection...Thanks WP But missing BOG already
  31. Dirk Diggler
  32. lazymarcky
    Happy Birthday
  33. WldPenguin
    map mp_voq_snow has been changed to a 3 point win instead of 4
  34. RobMc
    Know any good Dick Doctors ?????? Asking for a friend
  35. Ruggerxi
    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. justjoe (58)Jonny --Drizit (66)
  36. rexbowan
    Good luck. We will be waiting. I got a new computer and paid to have everything transferred. This guy was a gamer so he knew about games and COD. Fortunately everything came back working as before.
  37. rexbowan
    Same tree only on a different year.
  38. rexbowan
    Happy Birthday Wolverine!
  39. rexbowan
    Thank you Skuz!
  40. rexbowan
    Thank you Skuz!
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