BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 Once upon a time, in a land, far far away, there lived a group of Idiots. ....... Add the next line. hxtr and Mule 2 Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 3, 2014 Oh...... it is bed time. Damn I am not sleepy... again. Counting sheep never works... guess I will do the same... one of my favorites. In High School.... I live in Houston TX in Champion Forest. I am out front washing and waxing my Acura NSX. Folks are gone for month. Across the street the family moved in. The daughter was .. wow hot. She came out to wash her Corolla when I was cleaning my NSX and we started talking... then we went for a drive and it has never gone further than that. Asleep I go. Damage_inc- 1
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 3, 2014 Ok I have a Bama dream.. Am I aloud to post it. lol
BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Author Posted July 3, 2014 You're supposed to write the next line. Then the next person writes a line. Eventually we should have a hilarious story written by Idiots about Idiots. codpiece, LordOfChaos, hxtr and 1 other 4 Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) OK Got you.... let me start over. Bama and I was in bed when we got the call. Radar Radar.... you have a call on the radio. It sounds like we are in big trouble. Don't wake the other Idiots as this situation requires RUGGER!!!!! Edited July 3, 2014 by hxtr
RANDALL Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 2582 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 28 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 778 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 599 Achievement Points: 6919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 06/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2021 Birthday: 07/22/1991 Posted July 3, 2014 when all of a sudden, Randall and his shotgun appear. "SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER," he screams and... hxtr and codpiece 2
codpiece Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:00 AM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 Cobrabites, who heard the noise, immediately urinates himself. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Wildthing kicks him. RANDALL 1 Awards
Hoth Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 64 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1099 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 969 Achievement Points: 10396 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:53 PM Birthday: 12/09/1969 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 Bob Barker pulls up in his creepy van (with no windows or door handles) He offers Wildthing candy to get in. He can't resist and gets in while Cobra calls 911. Bama and Hxtr ran to the door (nude of course) to see what the commotion was. Just then Randall jumps out of the bushes and is ran over by the creepy van and they drove off to... hxtr and codpiece 2 Awards
Ruggerxi Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 188 Topic Count: 2830 Topics Per Day: 0.49 Content Count: 12268 Content Per Day: 2.14 Reputation: 13545 Achievement Points: 107551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 135 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 The liquor store where Bob bought enough Whiskey to get Wildthing drunk enough to have his way with him. While Bob was rapping Wildthing, there is a knock on the van door... Mule, BUDMAN, codpiece and 2 others 5 Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7110 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4649 Achievement Points: 60475 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 It was Joe Canadian, saying move over he is my beeech !! RANDALL, codpiece and BigPapaDean 3 Awards
TBB Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20588 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22611 Achievement Points: 148583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 3, 2014 All the while yelling FU BEEECH Google is video taping this so he can watch it as many times as he wants hxtr, codpiece, BigPapaDean and 1 other 4 Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7110 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4649 Achievement Points: 60475 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2014 . Awards
Mule Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2014 HeeeeHeeeaaaaaW Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2014 Then I felt a big lunge building from deep inside me when I realized that it was my pet snake had taken me like a madman takes a HXTR! Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 22, 2014 I run into the bushes just before the snake bit me... and I found Bama hiding and still naked. I begin to....
Bama Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 19 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4446 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29420 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 06:50 PM Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2014 ... be kicked in the groin and anus by bama, while he screams 'Don't touch me there, get away'... so I run to........ BUDMAN and hxtr 2 Awards
BurnnBright Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Author Posted July 22, 2014 .....BB's room because Bama knows where his bread is buttered................ hxtr 1 Awards
TBB Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20588 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22611 Achievement Points: 148583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2014 then Bama finds out it is Llama buttered in disguise.... hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 22, 2014 Bama found out the hard way he had licked all the butter of Llama's ass. hxtr is in shock and dismay as he lays there holding his swallow nutz from that Bama kick. I get up and punch Llama in the ass then.......
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