BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1718 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 680 Achievement Points: 12991 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Once upon a time, in a land, far far away, there lived a group of Idiots. ....... Add the next line. Mule and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.08 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Oh...... it is bed time. Damn I am not sleepy... again. Counting sheep never works... guess I will do the same... one of my favorites. In High School.... I live in Houston TX in Champion Forest. I am out front washing and waxing my Acura NSX. Folks are gone for month. Across the street the family moved in. The daughter was .. wow hot. She came out to wash her Corolla when I was cleaning my NSX and we started talking... then we went for a drive and it has never gone further than that. Asleep I go. Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.08 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Ok I have a Bama dream.. Am I aloud to post it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1718 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 680 Achievement Points: 12991 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 You're supposed to write the next line. Then the next person writes a line. Eventually we should have a hilarious story written by Idiots about Idiots. Scoarch, LordOfChaos, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.08 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) OK Got you.... let me start over. Bama and I was in bed when we got the call. Radar Radar.... you have a call on the radio. It sounds like we are in big trouble. Don't wake the other Idiots as this situation requires RUGGER!!!!! Edited July 3, 2014 by hxtr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANDALL Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 2582 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 28 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 778 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 599 Achievement Points: 6919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 06/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2021 Birthday: 07/22/1991 Share Posted July 3, 2014 when all of a sudden, Randall and his shotgun appear. "SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER," he screams and... codpiece and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 372 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2489 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 3578 Achievement Points: 22972 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 02:55 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Cobrabites, who heard the noise, immediately urinates himself. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Wildthing kicks him. RANDALL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hoth Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 64 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1065 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 911 Achievement Points: 9922 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 07:51 AM Birthday: 12/09/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Bob Barker pulls up in his creepy van (with no windows or door handles) He offers Wildthing candy to get in. He can't resist and gets in while Cobra calls 911. Bama and Hxtr ran to the door (nude of course) to see what the commotion was. Just then Randall jumps out of the bushes and is ran over by the creepy van and they drove off to... codpiece and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ruggerxi Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2830 Topics Per Day: 0.51 Content Count: 12016 Content Per Day: 2.19 Reputation: 13212 Achievement Points: 106931 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 127 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 The liquor store where Bob bought enough Whiskey to get Wildthing drunk enough to have his way with him. While Bob was rapping Wildthing, there is a knock on the van door... BUDMAN, Mule, Damage_inc- and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 7013 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 4564 Achievement Points: 59193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 It was Joe Canadian, saying move over he is my beeech !! RANDALL, codpiece and BigPapaDean 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 284 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18705 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 21086 Achievement Points: 137210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 311 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 All the while yelling FU BEEECH Google is video taping this so he can watch it as many times as he wants BigPapaDean, BUDMAN, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 7013 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 4564 Achievement Points: 59193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 HeeeeHeeeaaaaaW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1205 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6540 Content Per Day: 1.23 Reputation: 4425 Achievement Points: 63556 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 30 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 Then I felt a big lunge building from deep inside me when I realized that it was my pet snake had taken me like a madman takes a HXTR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.08 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 I run into the bushes just before the snake bit me... and I found Bama hiding and still naked. I begin to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 19 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 ... be kicked in the groin and anus by bama, while he screams 'Don't touch me there, get away'... so I run to........ hxtr and BUDMAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BurnnBright Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1718 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 680 Achievement Points: 12991 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 .....BB's room because Bama knows where his bread is buttered................ hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 284 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18705 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 21086 Achievement Points: 137210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 311 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 then Bama finds out it is Llama buttered in disguise.... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.08 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 Bama found out the hard way he had licked all the butter of Llama's ass. hxtr is in shock and dismay as he lays there holding his swallow nutz from that Bama kick. I get up and punch Llama in the ass then....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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