Take this job and...

[HarryWeezer]

 

As with Beers, I'm now retired. Today's my last day at the salt mine. So, more time to play!!!

[Ruggerxi]

Congrats to you my friend! I will have to buy you a beer at the Fest

[LaRSin]

Congrats .....and enjoy ....

[L!ckALotAPus]

!fu harry now get fired up buddy!

[Blackbart]

Congrats Harry...Now Beers has some competition at the bingo hall...

[2_MANY_BEERS]

Dam Harry you following  me ?  congrats

[TBB]

CONGRATS Remember   

                                           

 

 

 

Here are some ideas to keep retirees occupied.
  After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her
Trips to Target.  Unfortunately, like most men, I
   Found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women -
   She loves to browse.  Yesterday my dear wife received the
Following letter from the local Target.

   Dear Mrs. Samuel,
   Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a
Commotion in our store.  We cannot tolerate this
   Behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the
Store.  Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
   Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video
Surveillance cameras.

   1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
Other people's carts when they weren't looking.

   2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

   3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
To the women's restroom.

   4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
Voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares.  Get on it right
   Away.  This caused the employee to leave her assigned station
And receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that
   In turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to
Lose time and costing the company money.

   5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&Ms on layaway.

   6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
Area.

   7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
The children shoppers he'd invite them in if
   They would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding
Department to which twenty children obliged.

   8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
Crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people
   Just leave me alone?'  EMTs were
Called.
   9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used
It as a mirror while he picked his nose.

   10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
He asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

   11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
Humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

   12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
Look by using different sizes of funnels.

   13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
Through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

   14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
He assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH
   NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!'

   And last, but not least:

   15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
Awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's
   No toilet paper in here.'  One of the clerks passed out.
 

[Hunter1948]

Congratulation Harry I did that in 2008 and never regretted it at all. Now you have a 52 week holiday so enjoy.

Edited September 2, 2016 by Hunter

[LtLaszlo]

Congrats Harry! More time to game now!!

[PimpedOutPete]

Congratulations Harry, I am so dam envious of you I am going to have to hate you all dam week. That's awesome news buddy. Enjoy the time, it's well deserved.

 

Pete (Ter)

[7Toes]

congrads now every day is friday lol

[Damage_inc-]

congrats

[FRENCHI]

félicitation harry profité bien de votre retraite et si vous allez en france passez donc boire un coup a la maison

[hxtr]

Congrats on the retirement. That is a accomplishment. 

Many people like myself will work till the day I die.

[Labob]

God dammit its a trend then. Congrats Harry as I've mentioned to Beers GET A JOB 

[Joe Canadian]

CONGRATS Remember

 

 

 

 

Here are some ideas to keep retirees occupied.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her

Trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I

Found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women -

She loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the

Following letter from the local Target.

 

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a

Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this

Behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the

Store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.

Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video

Surveillance cameras.

 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

Other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute intervals.

 

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading

To the women's restroom.

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

Voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right

Away. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station

And receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that

In turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to

Lose time and costing the company money.

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of

M&Ms on layaway.

 

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted

Area.

 

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told

The children shoppers he'd invite them in if

They would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding

Department to which twenty children obliged.

 

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began

Crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people

Just leave me alone?' EMTs were

Called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used

It as a mirror while he picked his nose.

 

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,

He asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

 

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly

Humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

 

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna

Look by using different sizes of funnels.

 

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

Through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

 

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,

He assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH

NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES

AGAIN!'

 

And last, but not least:

 

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

Awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's

No toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

 

I hate your psychedelic, early 80's elastic spandex/bitch leggings electric green font.

 

You must be one of those perverts who goes to hot yoga in their speedos.

Edited September 3, 2016 by Joe Canadian

[TBB]

I hate your psychedelic, early 80's elastic spandex/bitch leggings electric green font.

 

You must be one of those perverts who goes to hot yoga in their speedos.mankini7.jpg

 

WRONG!!!! I do hot yoga in my moose costume the way you taught me!!!

[Joe Canadian]

WRONG!!!! I do hot yoga in my moose costume the way you taught me!!!

I'm yet to see a green moose you pervert haha. You are worse than your big sis @@BUDMAN. Oh btw, FU Budman sis with all due respect