Sonovabich Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.28 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 5172 Achievement Points: 131491 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1 Device: Windows Share Posted November 10, 2017 Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it. AthenA, Damage_inc-, Power! and 7 others 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labob Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8288 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 6008 Achievement Points: 53774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 29 minutes ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Android Share Posted November 10, 2017 the only place in the world Chuck has never been is the Virgin Island because if he had they would not be virgin Power!, JohnnyDos, Merlin007 and 4 others 3 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1767 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1545 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:59 AM Device: Windows Share Posted November 10, 2017 Every night, the Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed. LtLaszlo, AyaqGuyaq, Sonovabich and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.06 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2017 I could say something nasty about Chuck Norris, but he would probably reach out through the internet and kick my ass. AyaqGuyaq, LtLaszlo and Merlin007 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Chuck's Tears Cure Cancer, Too Bad He Has Never Cried... Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result... Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair. Pubes don't grow on steel... Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris’ action figure has slept with more women then most men... Edited November 11, 2017 by Spartacus Streetcleaner, Labob, Sonovabich and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14895 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7837 Achievement Points: 91159 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 28 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted November 11, 2017 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Spartacus, Merlin007, JohnnyDos and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Power! Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 3543 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 87 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 905 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 664 Achievement Points: 9085 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 07/09/1981 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Edited November 11, 2017 by Power! LtLaszlo, Streetcleaner, JohnnyDos and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nice_Guy Posted November 18, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 9:11 AM, Sonovabich said: Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it. Chuck Norris is bad the bobby man checks under his bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetcleaner Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1767 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1545 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:59 AM Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2017 A zombie once bit Chuck Norris and was immediately healed back to life...Then Chuck Norris killed him. JohnnyDos, AyaqGuyaq, Spartacus and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.28 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 5172 Achievement Points: 131491 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack....his Heart isn't foolish enough to attack him Labob, Streetcleaner and JohnnyDos 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencer Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 25025 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 675 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris once had sex with a semi tractor trailer.......its now referred to as Optimus Prime! Chuck Norris can Blow Bubbles with Beef Jerky! Labob and Sonovabich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sonovabich Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.28 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 5172 Achievement Points: 131491 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door. Labob and JohnnyDos 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. Edited November 19, 2017 by JohnnyDos Labob and AyaqGuyaq 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumNutz Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted November 19, 2017 FUCK CHUCK. AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.06 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2017 If Chuck Norris fought the ghost of Bruce Lee, Chuck would still lose. Again. Sorry guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted April 2, 2018 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3619 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4369 Achievement Points: 35360 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 10 Device: Windows Share Posted April 2, 2018 When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Spartacus, Sonovabich and Streetcleaner 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted April 2, 2018 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5350 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13966 Achievement Points: 47180 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted April 2, 2018 Streetcleaner, JohnnyDos, Spartacus and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted April 3, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8135 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 3, 2018 Death once had a near CHUCK experience.. Chuck Norris don't flush toilet..He just scares the SHIT out of it.. When Chuck Norris crosses the street..Cars have to look both ways.. Streetcleaner and Spartacus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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