Where are all 'da frickin' "Ban Appeals?' (Frickin' Yoda) "Hmm?"

[AyaqGuyaq]

Miss all the "ban appeals."  Can you Admins. ban some more players, so we can get our "daily chuckle" at their feeble replies, protests, and pleas for re-instatement . . .?  Hmm?  Lol. Love you guys and gals!!!!  Ayaq  @RobMc

Edited November 29, 2019 by AyaqGuyaq
Forgot my buddy . . .

[RobMc]

Yea, has minecraft crashed ?? Insurgency died and mw2 got respectable ? we need more drama in the winter, by the way @LadyIngvild hows your pussy ??

[Sourtap]

Ive got 3kg of corn waiting to turn into popcorn, but the appeals just won't pop up  #moredramaplease!

[RobMc]

7 minutes ago, Sourtap said:

Ive got 3kg of corn waiting to turn into popcorn, but the appeals just won't pop up  #moredramaplease!

You're in enough trouble already after something else 'popped up' ?

[Sourtap]

1 minute ago, RobMc said:

You're in enough trouble already after something else 'popped up' ?

Haha, fuck you @RobMc

[AyaqGuyaq]

Heheheheahehehahehehhaehehahheahaewhaewhawe!!!

Crazy bastiges . . . See what you started, @RobMc??!!??

(Frickin' guys, I thought I told you to give Yoda more "ether . . .!!!" [sound of "cow-prod" going off, followed by gurgling sounds . . .]) . . . "Tap-tap-tap . . . Mutha Fucka . . . HHMMMNNNN!!!!!????!!!!"  Lol.  Ayaq

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@AyaqGuyaq  lighting up before starting this thread  -

[RobMc]

I think the trouble began when I swapped my throat mic for a new 'thought mic' I spotted on Amazon, this translates what you are thinking into words, perfect for idle bastards like me. All was going well at first as I adjusted to the new toy, unfortunately quite a few of our lady members joined the game at the same time. I apologise profusely for what you heard, I am not, and have never been a pervert, ask my lawyer. I don't know what came over the mic, those references to parts of your body, baby oils and whips must have come from thought transference from another player.

I think that is why I was banned

It was the mics fault

[RobMc]

There has been a terrible misunderstanding, I think I was wrongly banned yesterday for a personal attack, I love your servers and hope one day to become an idiot.

It was on one of your ftag servers

Three months ago I bought a female rescue dog who I have since discovered appears to be permanently on heat, I called her Queenie, after our beloved monarch. Yesterday while in game I caught her and the dog next door engaged in what they love most. I reacted hastily, and unfortunately my mic was on, my scream of 'Queenie you bitch stop f.....g with that c..t' may have been misconstrued by some members. It was not meant as a personal attack and I apologise if I accidentally offended any member.

I think that is why I was banned

It was the dogs fault

Edited November 30, 2019 by RobMc

[RobMc]

Want any more @AyaqGuyaq ?

[ShaunZAR]

The ban appeals are my daily dose of laughter. Well used to be, not many anymore. Haha the excuses they come up with

[RobMc]

I'm bored so I'll do another :-

I only discovered your servers this week and love playing there there are some great guys and gals but for some reason I have been banned. It may be because my score was ten times more than the next player, but there is a reasonable explanation.

I was on something called the dark web last week, buying my usual drugs and marital aids when I spotted this advert for 'enhanced gaming skills'. I never thought I needed them until playing Robmc , but he is so fast and skilful I was tempted to whop his ass. This kind Russian gentleman, for a very reasonable two bitcoins, sold me a gaming aid and boy did it change my style. I was really enjoying hearing Rob cry, until I was kicked, I would like to return and play until the c..t is sobbing for mercy? I could see through grass, eavesdrop, fly, go outside the map etc etc and the wallhack was to die for. I do not understand why  any player objected to my score, or to my humiliation of Robmc.

I think my new aid is why I was banned

It was Robs fault for being a crap player

[AyaqGuyaq]

On ‎11‎/‎29‎/‎2019 at 9:30 PM, RobMc said:

I think the trouble began when I swapped my throat mic for a new 'thought mic' I spotted on Amazon, this translates what you are thinking into words, perfect for idle bastards like me. All was going well at first as I adjusted to the new toy, unfortunately quite a few of our lady members joined the game at the same time. I apologise profusely for what you heard, I am not, and have never been a pervert, ask my lawyer. I don't know what came over the mic, those references to parts of your body, baby oils and whips must have come from thought transference from another player.

I think that is why I was banned

It was the mics fault

You swapped, what, in exchange for "Deep Throat???!!!!"  Don't do, it, buddy . . . you shouldn't haven't to go through those kinda "great lengths," even though you Brits, and Canadians, Australians, "Free-French,", Belgians, Nederlanders, Dutch, (Crap, I can tell I'm gonna run outta "typing-endurance" trying to list all of the "Good Guys" in WWII . . .), and fellow-Americans were, and are, a living fabric of "The Greatest Generation . . ." 

What's simply astonishing, and simply-bewildering, to me is this:  the Allies of WWII helped the Chinese and Russians defeat their enemies, and, WHAT DA FRICK!!!  Now, all of a sudden, we're they're enemies!!!!  

Ayaq

(Edited to "cc" my buddy, @RobMc, our local "Paul Harvey," exclaiming . . .  "And now, for the rest, of the story . . . Hmm?" )

Edited December 3, 2019 by AyaqGuyaq
My buddy . . .

[Sammy]

Must be pretty bad when you have to invent ban appeals. 

[RobMc]

24 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

What's simply astonishing, and simply-bewildering, to me is this:  the Allies of WWII helped the Chinese and Russians defeat their enemies, and, WHAT DA FRICK!!!  Now, all of a sudden, we're they're enemies!!!!  

Yea the enemies are now our friends, and former allies are now our enemies, the moral of the story ? don't fight and die for politicians.

[AyaqGuyaq]

Yeah, buddy . . . if you "give it a good think . . ."

Japan and Germany:  former enemies of America and its Allied-countries during World War Two, are now our Allies, and China and the U.S.S.R, former Allies in the same, bloody conflict . . . now our Enemies?  WHAT IN DA!!!!  r

I wish we could all just get along, and stop wasting all the frickin' money (Dollars, Pounds, Euros, Rubles, Lira, etc.) on "better" ways to kill each other . . .

Our Mother Earth is begging for "Mercy," and we're spending billions of dollars trying to colonize Mars . . .

What, IN DA FRICK'!!!!

Ayaq

 

[RobMc]

11 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

if you "give it a good think . . ."

Careful you don't strain anything buddy

[LadyIngvild]

I mean.. we could always stir up some drama if that's what you all want, but we generally do want to keep our players lmfao. But worry not, there's probably going to be more entertaining ban appeals!

Also, my cat is doing amazing, except being a pain in the ass sometimes (we have ugly and scratched curtains now). But still a cutie and I do love him. We keep him indoors because of all the snow, so he has a crapton of energy

[AyaqGuyaq]

10 hours ago, LadyIngvild said:

I mean.. we could always stir up some drama if that's what you all want, but we generally do want to keep our players lmfao. But worry not, there's probably going to be more entertaining ban appeals!

Also, my cat is doing amazing, except being a pain in the ass sometimes (we have ugly and scratched curtains now). But still a cutie and I do love him. We keep him indoors because of all the snow, so he has a crapton of energy

Crush up some "sleeping pills," and put it in his/her/its food . . . BUT NOT TOO MUCH!!!!

Hmm?

Lol.  Ayaq

[RobMc]

8 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

Crush up some "sleeping pills," and put it in his/her/its food . . . BUT NOT TOO MUCH!!!!

Hmm?

Lol.  Ayaq

'Alaskan  courting ritual ' ? 

[AyaqGuyaq]

4 hours ago, RobMc said:

'Alaskan  courting ritual ' ? 

We took 'da "proverbial-notes" from 'da frickin' Brits . . . Hmm?

Lol, buddy.

Ayaq

[Sammy]

For those suffering from withdrawals: https://hypixel.net/threads/make-the-most-stupid-ban-appeal-post.1436780/

Has threatening to sue always been a thing? And often from kids saying they are going to get their parents to do it? As though any parent is going to spend the money hiring a lawyer to sue some unknown server owner... that may very well be in another country... over a video game? Have we gone from 'my dad will beat up your dad' lamers to 'my dad will sue your dad for everything he has'?

I dont remember if there have been server threats here (ddos etc) but why is it that minecraft seems to be the worst of the lot? And especially from obnoxious kiddies that dont get it that installing hax could very well get them hit with a cryptolocker extortion virus? Has our society gotten to the point where basic intelligence across the board has nosedived?

Maybe it really is time for a real-life once a year "Purge" and let Darwin sort it out.

[BUDMAN]

Someone could BAN @AyaqGuyaq to give him one to read...lol 

[RobMc]

4 hours ago, Sammy said:

Has our society gotten to the point where basic intelligence across the board has nosedived?

Maybe it really is time for a real-life once a year "Purge" and let Darwin sort it out.

I would say that basic intelligence has increased overall, what has taken a nosedive is commonsense, we seem to be like lemmings thinking that the cliff is just a fantasy. Darwins theories of the strongest prevailing are correct, just make sure that you are, the next major war is just around the corner (relatively), a fact that history dictates, sadly.

[RobMc]

4 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

Someone could BAN @AyaqGuyaq to give him one to read...lol 

Oh oh, a threat to my buddy ??

I feel that second verse bubbling away