Fatzi-Sgt Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 28620 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 500 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 17 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) The member story Hi, my name is Fatzi and I promised to make and to share a story with you. Believe it or not; you are an important part of it. Without knowing you actually made this story… Curious? Well…. Then sit back, read the story carefully and you’ll find out where you make the difference…. It was on a hot summer day when walked to my car to go to Wallmart and get me Ice some . Just before getting to my car I noticed I forgot my car Key. So I returned to my house, grabbed my key and returnd to my car. Arriving at Wallmart I parked my car in the Shadow. I had to Cross the parking lot to get to the entrance. I noticed that the Little old man, usually begging for sigaretts wasn’t there. So I asked security where he was. “6FtUnder“ the security guy replied in a tone as if he had already answered this question many times before that day. And it was only just 8.30 AM.. I was still digesting the terrible news when I walked into the Wallmart. Looking for ‘my’ Princess, always dressed in P!nk. She works at the ice Crusher. That’s why I call her the Icequeen. I ordered the usual amount of crushed ice and promissed to be back soon. On my way to the The last cold beer that I was going to buy this week I grabbed myself a Big Cheese, some Pancakes, some Buffalo wings and a nice big Steak. I couldn’t find my brand of Razor, so i went to the cassier. There I walked up to my old Buddy and Chief of police Brick. I call him Brick because of the shape of his face. We always laugh about it. His real name is Rick and he's a real Nice Guy. While waiting at the register I asked how about his new investi Gator. He was actually very positive about him, calling him a 007and a half. “But I am the best Fatzi ” he said and pointed at his Badge. I laughed and payed my groceries with my creditcard. “See you at the BBQ Brick”. He gave me a confirming thumbs up and continued his way. Getting outside the heat overwelmed me… “Damn climate change” I mumbled like a Grumpy old man and continued loading my shoppings into the trunk of my car. Suddenly there was this Flash and immidately Gunfire. My instinct made me drop myself on ground, on the hot concrete of the parking lot. From underneath the car I saw something that looked like a Corpse. That thought hit me like a Bomb Shell. What should I do? A Bullet struck the car behind me and in a split second I thought I could become a Casualty. Still lying on my stomage I observed a Crazy Girl running towards the suspect, Fearless and like a real Kamikaze she ran to the shooter, determined to Kill that Beast. And she actually managed to work him against the ground. Within seconds the whole parking lot was full of police, fire and ambulances and press…. A lot of press. Foxxx News was one of the first at the scene; Primetime! Later that day I heard the guy with 7 Toes was the active shooter. That Moron had killed before. It seemed he was a race fan. My buddy Brick was Chasing him already for 4 years now, but today he made his last victim; he Lost. I hope the Judge will give him a permanent ‘time off’ … That night I was watching some television and went to bed early. The next morning I went to my trip Adviser to discuss the planned Expedition to hunt for some Beargoat. Me and my so called lesbian neighbour Allison, a Fanatic Gatorgirl, decided to go for a hunt together. This AusiGirl with Cute boobies enjoys the Freedom in nature with only minor Comfort like I do. In the past she wanted to become Astronomer but she actually became a Seal, a real Predator. Pretty comfortable having her arround me. There was a kind of chemistry between us, but not the one you would expect. 4 days later we went into the Mountains of Texas. When we parked our car a Hawk was circling above us as if he welcomed us to his territory. Or did he already know what was lying ahead of us? We walked for almost 6 hours when we decided to pull up our camp. After having some noodles we prepared for the night. We talked a bit about everything and nothing when Allisson asked: “What is your favorite singer?” “Elvis” I said “Cool, I like his music too”. She turned on to her left side in her Cotton pyjamas and wished me good night. I wished her the same. In the middle of the night I woke up and looked arround me. Allisson was gone. She disappeared like a Ghost. On the fabric of the tent I saw this little moving red Dot. Outside I heard a Crack. Was it Allisson or was it a Moose or a Black Cat or maybe a Crazy Horse? With almost Nosleep I prepared for the worst. I took my rifle, loaded it and slowely pulled down the zipper of our tent. My eyes had to adapt to the darkness for a couple of seconds, but then in the moonlight I could clearly see the silhoute of a woman. “Allisson?” I said and slowely lowered my rifle. “What are you doing outside? Are you okay?”. There she was, standing a couple of feet away from me like a Boogyman. In the background I heard a Big Dog barking, probably an AlphaDog. Then I heard her saying, almost whispering “run… run….” But why? “Allison are you okay? What's wrong with you?” and again I heard her saying…. “run… run…” This time much louder. I got scared and automatically raised my rifle. Then, out of nothing and from a clear sky Thunder and Lightning struck and now I could see her face…. a complete Nightmare … She had turned into a Zombie. Just before I wanted to shoot her, a familiar voice told me to lower my weapon. It was Brick… “Brick… what the hell are you doing out here? What is going on?” “Saving your asp buddy” Brick almost laughing. But his tone was getting more serious when he told me to step back and to lower my rifle. “Normally we should blow a zombie into peaces with some Nitro, but I called my friend Lazy Marcky, he has worked with Biotech.” “And..?” “Well, he is a real Mutant Destroyer, he was actually D man and Eraser of the Mad Cow desease. He has the Power to save Allisson's life!”. “And how is he going to do that?” I asked Brick “With an Uranium bullet..one shot only” he said. “Fatzi go back to your tent and call Rescue 911. Lazy Marcky is preparing to launch the perfect shot to save Allison's life, but we need an helicopter” I stepped back and went into the tent to get my IPhone to call Rescue 911. While reaching for the Phone I noticed a sharp sting. Immediately my hand got swolen and burned as if he was on Fire. I just had been bitten by a Black Widdow and jumped outside the tent. I grabbed a Rock went back into the tent and smashed that freeking animal like a Tiger. I quickly took a Painkiller and rushed outside. Moments later I heard a gunshot from Lazy Marcky’s Silencer and heard a big Zombiefart. Allisson went down and Brick rushed to her aid. Allisson was heavily shaking but her face slowly turned into normal. Brick said: “You can now Switch-off the red dot Lazy”. Lazy Marcky just showed that he was a Master in shooting Uranium bullets. Lazy joked: “I did not want to use a Stinger on your lovely neighbour…Fatzi” I heard the helicopter approaching and after a couple of minutes we were air lifted to the nearest hospital in a Black Bird. The docters took Allison to take care about her and one of them, certainly not a Rookie, promised me that everything would be fine. I don’t know why, but I took him by his shoulders and said: “Just make sure you give me my Baby back”. “You will get her back, don’t worry” he said as he continued his way to the Emercengy Room. In the waiting room I noticed a small vase in the Window with only one Black Rose in it. Strange…. Why only one? An older man came into the waiting room and took a seat at the opposite of me. The big tatoo on his right arm was made to be seen.. a big White Dragon. He shuffeld arround in his backpack and then he offered me a Cookie. “No thanks, I just took A Tasty Peanut” I said. I asked him if his tatoo had a meaning. “Well, long time ago I was a Dragon Slayer before I became a Swiss guard”. “A Swiss guard?” “Yes… I worked for the famous Red Baron.. He lived in a castle where Dragons were The Enemy.” I looked at his eyes and I could tell he was lying like Pinnokkio. I watched the time go by and my body started to hurt as if I’d been involved in a car Crash that day. Again the man with the tatoo offered me something else to eat. “Here you go, take a Nacho with Olive flavor”. This time I could not resist. He would think I’m a Noob if I would refuse for the second time. I looked at the Digital clock and noticed 2 hours went by when suddenly some stupid Monkie entered the waiting room. He had a smell on him…..terrible. It must have been my poisoned expression when he said: “Yes Sir, Fart a lot “ and started to play Pacman on his Ninentdo. To kill the time I opened a magazine where I read an article about El Presidente, that Pyro dude from Mexico that smuggled 100 kg of narcotics over the Stretch into the US, all by Mule. Major Mark alias Kapt Crunch from the US border patrol arrested him. My eyes were getting heavy. Only16Characterz more my eyes could read and placing them in the right order. I was too tired to read anly longer... Just at that moment Athena a young nurse entered the waiting room to tell Allisson was fine and being dressed with some hospital cloths. For me that was The Hammer; I didn’t expect I could bring her home so soon. Athena gave me Allissons cloths. They were ready for the Scrapper. A few moments later my dear neighbour was standing right in front of me. Healty as if nothing ever happened to her. “We went to War Angel” she said. Allisson and the nurse smiled. “Come on babe, I’ll bring you home”. Together we walked to exit.. No I am married to Allisson for over 15 years and I want to give you one good advise: If you feel the Sparks, Hunt them down and you will get your long desired Wild fire. Fatzi-Sgt Edited April 9, 2021 by Fatzi-Sgt RobMc, YACCster, GHO5T and 9 others 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.01 Reputation: 9115 Achievement Points: 63249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 9, 2021 You've come a long way since EPA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatzi-Sgt Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 28620 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 500 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 17 Device: iPhone Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 Hi Rob.... Nice meeting you here RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 182 Topic Count: 731 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4573 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 7072 Achievement Points: 49820 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 81 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted April 9, 2021 That's some awesome creativity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Fatzi-Sgt Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 28620 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 500 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 17 Device: iPhone Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 Thanks Wild Penguin, How could I overlook your name You will be in my next story for sure! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SweeperMan Posted April 9, 2021 Member ID: 25950 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 98 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 88 Achievement Points: 1671 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 25 Device: Windows Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) That's pretty#!#@ good.....!!!! Edited April 9, 2021 by SweeperMan RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted April 10, 2021 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 7025 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 4574 Achievement Points: 59370 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Share Posted April 10, 2021 Nice work RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted April 10, 2021 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 354 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2450 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 4039 Achievement Points: 25171 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 42 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted April 10, 2021 That took some effort! Idiot material lol! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dot80 Posted April 10, 2021 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1285 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1364 Achievement Points: 24224 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted April 10, 2021 That is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted April 10, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 307 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4586 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 3722 Achievement Points: 37341 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 40 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 10, 2021 nice talent Fatzi Amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted April 10, 2021 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1001 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1239 Achievement Points: 8275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted April 10, 2021 Excellent story Fatzi, usually dont like to read stories but couldn't stop, had to see how it ended. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted April 11, 2021 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3634 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 4397 Achievement Points: 35750 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 03:08 AM Device: Windows Share Posted April 11, 2021 Wow ! That's indeed a lot of work and it's awesome Fatzi ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted April 11, 2021 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 851 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1146 Achievement Points: 7287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 11, 2021 really nicely done, now for the next story make ME the hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Essssieeee Posted April 11, 2021 Member ID: 24354 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 60 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 537 Achievement Points: 3894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 10/13/1991 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, Biotech said: really nicely done, now for the next story make ME the hero And me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted April 11, 2021 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 851 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1146 Achievement Points: 7287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 11, 2021 offcourse essie but then again the princess ( you just to make it clear ) is ALWAYS the star of the show Essssieeee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted April 12, 2021 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1001 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1239 Achievement Points: 8275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted April 12, 2021 I'm the hero , if fatzi didnt get his car KEY he would never have been able to drive to Walmart and there would not have been a story to tell! lol lazymarcky and Essssieeee 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted April 12, 2021 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 851 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1146 Achievement Points: 7287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 12, 2021 well who knows what story he had to tell if he took the bus ?? something to think about key Dot80 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SparksHunter Posted April 13, 2021 Member ID: 28269 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 99 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 1040 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/17/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 07/21/1956 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2021 Loved the story my friend! Especially the end lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted April 13, 2021 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1001 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1239 Achievement Points: 8275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2021 That probably would have been very interesting Bio. lol Biotech 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Fatzi-Sgt Posted April 18, 2021 Member ID: 28620 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 500 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 17 Device: iPhone Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 I hope this story inspired some of you. It would be great if somebody continues the story... By the way; you can make such a story also with pictures... who dares? Don’t struggle to fit my name in... it won’t work. But thank you for all the compliments... I’m glad I was able to create a ‘whole’ story.. gr, Fatzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted April 18, 2021 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2087 Content Per Day: 0.99 Reputation: 1759 Achievement Points: 14662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 15 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:18 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted April 18, 2021 Very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted April 18, 2021 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3740 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 4236 Achievement Points: 38977 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 62 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 09:43 PM Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted April 18, 2021 hahahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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