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Im in, NOT America. low pings are no problem because their skills are like their ping...low:P

@Wardogs411 Hope you have a wonderful day with some wine, chocolate, ben and jerries, pillow fights and ovulations for everyone! And ofcourse, a big FU to end it properly!

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his Mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

We have a new server in COD4 it is an ace mod. It is called 192.223.27.209:28960 >XI< Ace Mod Slow Version. It is set up slower than the other one and also you will be able to jump a little higher. Those settings may be changed a little, but so far everyone likes them. We are also going through all of the maps that run on the ace mod right now to find the small, medium, and large maps so we can set the server up to run on player based rotations. This will keep a huge map from coming up when there is only 5 people on the server. Hope ya like it. Cheers from the XI beer team. Budman and 2 many beers Oh and Rugger

Happy Womans Day Wardogs.

slow version for us old ppl!!lolool

Now I'm older and have more sense, I spank the lady across the fence...

It’s your day Wardogs, put your Pussy Hat on and strut around.

You just had to schedule this at the same time as the New England Cannabis Convention, didn't you?! I would like to play for the United States of America. I'll just go to the convention on the 24th.

Big shout out to @HarryWeezer @Liquid_poop @fbi_open_up @MikeWestin @Rocket @spinpuppy And anyone else that i may have missed, for helping with running through the maps for setting up the server.

God, i wished you stayed away. bah!

well, you know... we only really have two neighbors, not counting Russia across from Alaska. Canadians are basically Americans under the hold of the queen and they talk with a little aye aye. Mexicans have practically moved-in the garage unit, so it does feel like US against Everyone.

I’m in. I guess I have to say USA but I identify as Dutch Mafia. I’m also Muskogee Creek so there is that issue to deal with and while I am a man I do enjoy the company of women and have spent copious amounts of time “in” a woman’s body. I was also engaged to a Jewish girl and attended a couple of Seder’s. Come to think of it I feel like most of you aren’t Americans at all just interlopers from other continents that came here and stole our land. With all of that in mind it will be not only insensitive but also racist, anti-Semitic and misogynistic to exclude me and restrict my ability to pick my own team. To summarize I am FUNky, one of the only true Americans and I choose to play all maps and I will switch teams depending on what I identify as each round. I appreciate your compliance without the need to involve the ACLU, Bureau of Indian Affairs, Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League.

It's been a hell of a last three years. First my Mom passes away on March 18th, 2015. Then my Dad passes away 5 days after my birthday last year. I've had to pick up my life from St. Louis and move to Peoria, Illinois. I'm hoping to be settled here in my own place soon, currently sharing an apartment with my brother. If all goes well in the next month or two, I'll have a new apartment and a whole new PC geared towards gaming, graphic design, photography and video editing. I'm looking to sink a couple grand into it. So with any luck, I'll be back to dying lots and listening to @Bogleg, @google and @Dukoo bitch about being killed all the time.

Here are the details: Time: March 25 11am Central Where: It will be on this server but with the current main server mod 63.251.20.195:28960 How to win: There will be 3 maps best of 3 matches instead of best of 5 like it is on the main server. How to sign up: You need to post here and say what side your playing with in case we don't know where you're from. You can only play with the side that you're from, no traitors. We will need 15 for each team, if we have more than 15 for each side then we figure out a way to switch in new players each map. This will be figured out as we get closer and see how many people sign up to play. Clan members will get priority over non members. There will be a random draw to see who plays what map, so it doesn't matter when you sign up. Prize: Bragging rights!! ONLY SIGN UP IF YOU ARE 100% GONNA BE THERE, DON'T BE A MORON AND SIGN UP AND NOT SHOW UP

When I was young and in my prime, I used to spank my monkey all the time!

now that iam old and gray i only spank it once a day

I have got some nasty USA people to phil there fucking cracks in, so i am defo in on the 25th! *EDIT* DUTCH MAFFIA WHOOHAAA!¡!¡!

PS: Fuck you jeroen!

So, honestly yeah, welcome back brother. I missed you man i am so sorry for your loss. i believe i already told you so. if there's anything i could help you with, please let me know and ill be happy to be at your side at any time. You are one of the most nice, kind, funny guy i know and i am happy you missed your fam back here and came back to us. A clan / community allways move forwards no matter what, but its just not the same, just not the damn same. So, welcome back and ill see you soon. You stupid bitch

Me and a buddy when I was station in Germany 89-92 588th maint. Co.

skuzapo i hope u have a good one buddy PS. i hate you

Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford, and Tony Banks. What a team.

@AthenA....you might need 40 bottles....lol

Thanks everyone! I'm doing my best to catch up to Hunter but I'm afraid his lead is just too much!

TRY ..... and DIE !!!!!!!!!!

Come and play... it is all about having fun... Smack talk is awesome.... I KEEL YOU!! !fu Harry...lol

I'm in !!! Team USA!! And Choice of weapon is a knife........its going to happen. Especially @Predat0r

me with my company commander June 1992 at Fort Irwin,California

fu! .. let's do this! I'm in!

40 ping vs 140 ping. No thanks

HHT 2d Sqdn 1stCav 2dArmdDiv 1983-1989; out in the field (Germany) training with 50cal on our m88 maintenance recovery vehicle.

Team USA

Woof woof!

hahaha THINK AGAIN....... U CAMPING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!

EU ftw... count me in!

It will be 6pm CET for you @Jeroen v.2

Is there going to be a 25% ping addition for those playing from outside the US?

im in The Netherlands

Happy Birthday Skuz!

Happy Birthday!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Happy b-day Skuzapo

Happy Birthday skuz

Happy Birthday young man. Hope you have a really good day!

Happy Birthday and have a great day

TWATWAFFLE!!!!