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If his mom would made his middle name Olsen, he could have been another SOB. Some parents just don't think.

the other day i was driving down the road had tomanybeers with me, had the windows down and beers seen a beer truck parked on the side of the road he jumped out the window to get to it no one was hurt in the incident .

Is It out for Kindle yet?

Ban @google plz

wow i fall in love with her every time i watch this video

Please don't leave windows down in a car or truck for your pets they can injured there eyes and can get out and get hurt. Lesson learned I hope.

*Mule DON'T READ THIS* don't help him 'too' much it actually works just fine for the rest of us right now!

Well, hello to Sammy, one of our "birthday boys" today. Happy birthday to you, sir. We appreciate all of your work on behalf of this loving community, but we appreciate you even more for being just "Sammy." Many more such anniversaries to you, Sir Sammy, Count of Whacks-A-Lot! Sorry, that was the first descriptive that popped to mind. Lots more to you, sir. Ayaq

Born "Spangler Arlington Brugh".......wonder why he changed his name

Thank you to @T-Rat, for planting the proverbial seed in my proverbial brain a coupla years ago. Just started "Chapter One" tonight. Once Ayaq, the fricker who likes to refer to himself in the "third-person" context," sets his brain to sumptin', he usually follows through. All hail T-Rat, Count of Plants-A-Lot!!! Ayaq

I keep my butt to the wall when you are in game. Not afraid of getting bashed. More afraid of what you might do behind me

JUST YOU HOT ROSE LOL TONITE 7-9PM AN WE'LL UPDATE THE BIOS OVER PHONE IF TS NOT WORKING FOR YOU

OMG a book? does it begin 'once upon a time'?

yes hes just son ....of Another Bitch

so is it really early there or really late, obviously I'm asking from your perspective.

So. If I want dinosaur shaped nuggets, I will bloody well have them! The butt of my gun has missed you. I keep a tally of how many times I have bashed and your tally is low compared to some of the others

@Mule - When will you learn that we're all either ignoring you or have you on mute!! The button probably does work in spec but, now here's a thought, most people are in spec cos they are AFK so they ain't gonna hear yer waffle...

Wow, just had a "revelation" to capture the reader(s), in the first two sentences. As @RobMc, aka "McRib," would say, in his best Snuffalufagus voice ("Sesame Street," anyone?), "Revelation, you say?" Also works in Yoda voice. Wow, (again, in Yoda voice), excited, I am! Thanks, T-Rat. You planted that seed, bud. I haven't felt this excited in quite a while. Since I've moved to my Dad's house, from my sister's, I don't get laid as much, either. Go from making 100+k a year, 3-story house, two kids, to sleeping at my Dad's. God has a plan for all of us. Miss the "getting laid" part, though, since there's no drinking at Dad's. Lol. And, sigh. Can't drink anyway, going through treatment. Give me some beautiful ladies (sorry, @TBB), some spare room, and Ayaq can disappoint yet another lady. Lol. Just kidding about the "lol" part. Ayaq

Where they the ones shaped like dinosaurs?

@google isn't - he is just an >IDIOT< FU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Did you try the alt+f4 keys yet? Try it..if it doesn't work....try it like 1321 times more! IiiiAaAAA mowfakka! @Dukoo How is your hand buddy?

You like to stick your gun up @bds1961's butt, what? Kinky. While you're at McDonald's (admit it--there's no shame), get some @RobMcs; i.e., "McRibs." Mmmmm . . . McRibsssssss . . . . My son (who's in college now) would eat 4 McRibs, 2 chicken sandwiches, and large fries with a Coke in one sitting. He's 6'2" tall with a metabolism that I remember having once. My daughter's 5'10" and a sophomore in high school. Both are enrolled in each of their respective National Honor (Honour?) Societies. (In Yoda voice) Proud father, I am. The lunch ladies at my undergraduate-degree college didn't like me because I would have 3 servings at every meal. Don't get me wrong: they loved my rugged good looks, charming personality, and sophisticated sense of humor--the one thing they didn't like me was that I was "cutting into" the left-overs that they would be allowed to bring home with them. But you see, when you're a basketball star in college, lifting weights everyday, and chasing as much tail as I did ("chasing" is an exaggeration--it would often take only a phone call for "it" to come to me), you tend to burn 7,000 calories or more. McRibs . . . mmmmmmmm . . . But hey, enough about me. What about that @PainKiller fellow (Lass? Not sure.)? Lol. Ayaq

Silence....finally

I use a VPN Randall but not usually when i am playing games, the only time i have had it on when i have been playing is because i forgot to switch it off the night before, i have read that it can make your games and TV shows lag but i can't say i have noticed that at all, i use mine mostly when i am streaming TV shows and movies, i have my IP address set to Paris so i can shift all the blame on Frenchi

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) (and God love that pig.)

Very lucky! You can buy her a harness that attaches to a seat belt. Here is one type https://www.amazon.ca/Pawaboo-Safety-Harness-Adjustable-Suitable/dp/B01KNUM15S

Learn anything new????

Your welcome!