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You can not compare the two. Space X is a capsule !! Like the Apollo capsule. Limited mobility and does not fly. The shuttle was an extremely complex plane with scientific labs on board(or jet if you like). Like comparing a rock to a remote control airplane. But yet a shuttle with new electronics (touch screen controls) would certainly be a much cleaner cockpit. In the 80's, 90's and early 20's, I worked on some of the shuttle control indicators and cockpit electronics and fuselage components, as well as military and commercial aircraft.

Golf is expensive Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$90,000.” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!” MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Lol

WOW

Talking about a roll in the hay! Lol

Love is in the air!

Nah, I hear the mouth is too big. ?

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $20 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, then trots across the road to a bus-stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, and then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly. No answer. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself (Whap!) against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius! The owner responds, “Genius, my arse. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”

Shiny??? Queenie??

The touch screens kind of freak me out. I grew up in the tactile era of switches and buttons. And if a switch or button malfunctions then it could easily be jumped. Damn touch screen goes out your screwed and loose everything !!. But I imagine they have a back up. Maybe thats why there are two touchscreens. Either can control all functions.

you need more then help

Is the meaning "blew a tire" mean the same?? ?

Goodyear use them for advertising.

So what you're saying is, keep the old mod ?

With as fast as you go through them I would water cool it. You might even be able to overclock it a bit lol

I'm back after being away for a few years because of health reasons, had another setback in March with a heart attack.. and my game machine blew up years ago when my health went to hell.. Recovery has been slow at times, but i'm here with a new machine now and getting back into COD.. According to steam i haven't played COD since 2015. I got to learn all over again LOL.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. EDD THE DUCK (50)Zeb_UK (56)Verizon (35)Scarlett --

So as many know I go thru blowup dolls often so if everyone could "donate some points" it would help me maintain my supply should I win the $150.00 Amazon card...Giggity giggity By the way if you help and I win you can help name them and I will be certain to bang the hell out of them one at a time by name selected of course ?? ( I will be giving out medals as well ) Help a brotha out and contribute today ? https://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Blow-Up-SÉ-X-D-ÕLl/dp/B086WG1WSZ/ref=sr_1_53?dchild=1&keywords=blow+up+doll&qid=1590947122&sr=8-53

Looks like the "Blue Screen of Death"

Never tried it that way. Any good????

Of course she said yes...

OK the servers are back up and running IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES OR PROBLEMS WITH THE NEW SETTINGS THEN CONTACT SgT.Chris OR My self as soon as possible. The new server settings are as follows and across all 4 servers to make a better transfer experience. Taming x10 XP x20 Breeding x20 Player Max 500 Dino Max 500 except specials tek and rare as they can spawn higher. max wild dino 150 except specials tek and rare as they can spawn higher. Dino and structure decay has been enabled this has been done to keep the maps clean and tidy of unwanted structures and dinos and most people that play will log in well within the time before they destroy so the timers reset. the timers are so thach 8 days wood 16 days stone 24 days metal 32 days tek 40 days DINOS 31 days as long as you log in at least once in that time frame you timers will reset. you may have to instal a couple of new mods these were added so you dont have to re learn them every time you transfer although extra dino saddles still have to be relearned when transfering from valguero and genesis as these dont have the extra dino mods. Upgrade station https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=821530042 egg and poop collector https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=554678442 Maelstrom stacks small https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1323481264 We hope you all enjoy the new settings and have fun over the 4 servers, once again any issues just shout. Thank you

It is a little bit inflated, I think

Yep, that's my one cat. He'll just jump up and sprawl out on the table.

It's not the angle of the dangle, the surprise is in the rise! lol

Happy Birthday

The raffle is now open to enter

Thanks for the good job, Merlin, and also so that you can get more points to bid ... err "lose" ?

A throat punch "may" tighten that up lmao

Anyone interested in a blow up doll that looks like @RobMc ??? I hear they're giving them away - can't sell any.

Very Very Dangerous to hike by myself in OZ! lol. Iast time i went walking i ran into a brown snake on a hand rail,that was it for me.but heres a pic of port clinton and corbetts landing.

I think it’s the small prick that pops them. Just a thought.

I hope you don't premature shoot like you do in game.

With that freaking hacking dealer you will get repeat customers

I think the model loader is after comes with a back pressure valve so Rob should be safe to blow as hard as he can. LMAO

Don't worry - we know you can blow harder than that

Hello!! Very glad to see a fellow hiker here! Since the virus started and borders have closed I decided this is the best time to explore the province. Have gone on a few hikes so far this year... And many more upcoming ones! Love the green and lushness in your pictures beautiful! VID_20200516_142550.mp4

@J3st3r you know you were off this is more @loaderXI https://www.amazon.com/Unicorn-Inflatable-Children-Toddlers-Included/dp/B07K2MGXFR/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3JYRCNUHAJZJX&dchild=1&keywords=blow+up+donkey&qid=1590962687&s=toys-and-games&sprefix=blow+%2Ctoys-and-games%2C189&sr=1-4

Bruh you sure you not thinking of @wildthing they look more appealing to him ?

Welcome! Hope you have a great time here ?

@RobMc wants to borrow it when you're done

Sweet I be able to buy three now ? https://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Blow-Up-SÉ-X-D-ÕLl/dp/B086WG1WSZ/ref=sr_1_53?dchild=1&keywords=blow+up+doll&qid=1590947122&sr=8-53

Hey Sparks, WELCOME to our forums. You are an idiot and will fit in perfectly ? Been playing with you some time now and its about time you join

Gotta give BIG kudos to Sammy and his Modding skills.

Not sure what you mean by launching one while one in inventory. Can you describe further what 'fucks up the map' means? Used it probably 50 times yesterday when going through this weeks rotation to see if there were any basic map loading or round switching problems. As for the splash screen, I just got tired of the same ol same ol boring soldier images. Everybody does that. Oh and why are all the usual video game soldier images from cod/bf/moh men? No love for women soldiers? ? Most of the image itself on map load comes from the maps themselves. Maps missing the load screen show the grey checkerboard. The girl, along with the 'activision', 'esrb', etc ones are overlays.