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I'm kinda worried if he doesn't like me what 'banana' he'll stick in the mix?4 points
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A Scotsman ???? true Sharpe and Duffy will kill me now lol.2 points
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no signs of slowing down. As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?" The guy wipes his mouth and replies, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents,” and runs out the door. Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there." The first responds, "Watch me." The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies feigning offense. The bartender quickly apologizes and serves her the beer. The other woman follows, her chihuahua in tow, and orders a beer as well. Again the bartender says there are no dogs allowed in the bar. "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies. "Yeah, right,” the bartender says, “A chihuahua? Give me a break." Without missing a beat, the woman replies, "They gave me a chihuahua?!" A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same. The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"2 points
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Why would Timmah or anyone else not like you??? I can only name 1,000,000,000,000....................................................... reasons2 points
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Well it'll be a moldy "banana" and by the time it gets to us lot2 points
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Hi all. Just about done with my retropie. Tiny little box. Would love to have an actual arcade machine but no place to build one, much less actually keep one in a condo. Picked up a second good usb controller for it, already have a ds4 which I like, but I'm also looking at fight sticks. Pretty big range between price and quality. Any personal experiences or recommendations? When it comes to electronics I try not to cheap out but good bargains are always welcome.1 point
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New rotation maps are: map mp_1078carentan map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_algiers map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_broadcast map mp_downtown map mp_dropzone map mp_erdingtonoff map mp_owatatsumi map mp_hangar map mp_jsvacant map mp_lolv2 map mp_nighthound map mp_feba map mp_powcamp_n map mp_republic_1 map mp_rhinevalleygits map mp_tge map mp_townville map mp_waw_chateau Languirand Family Lights1 point
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it looks like it only happens if you don't shut the game down. we have both just shut the game down and then re loaded and the names are back. strange one1 point
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Really funny I had a good laugh. I even told my wife.1 point
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Well, gotta p.m. me your shipping address & I can make that happen.1 point
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ok if you send me one ill give you a recipe for Prune Cake that is over 120 years old that you will die for!1 point
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Well, no. I package it by wrapping it in 2 layers of plastic wrap, then aluminum foil to help prevent breakage. I then place that in a ziplock bag. Finally, I pop cheap popcorn for packaging 'peanuts' to cushion the jostling during the trip.1 point
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There are none. Duc has to set that up for the specific server and mod I think. Not sure what it takes but think it's a but if work so only the main popular servers are set.1 point
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Yep she's a hand full lol. She likes to snip off the strings on window blinds. There are only 2 left intact the house and they are upstairs. The smart ass figured out how to open the door to the upstairs and she can sneak up quicker than you can blink. I caught her sneaking up here last evening and went to pick her big ass up and take her back downstairs and she hissed at me. lol You have to hold her tight or she will kick and scratch the snot out of you with her back legs when she tries to jump out of your arms. She could really fuck me up if she really wanted to but she just nibbles on my arm like a corn cob when she gets over stimulated. lol 2 years ago she did latch onto the back of my hand and put 2 nice deep holes in it but I flicked her pretty hard with my finger, rite on the tip of her nose and she hasn't bitten me hard since then. She's really damn smart and really damn sassy and super cute lol. She gets mad if you play with her cute little stubby tail and she will grab your hand and pull it down and start licking it. Her tongue is like 60 or 80 grit sand paper. I think it hurts more than her claws.1 point
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Who's this @kenmenwho guy never heard of him eh welcome to the clan1 point
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Manx: They're all nice...until they're not & decide bite you. They get overstimulated quickly, in my experiences. Friendly one second & the next scratching, biting & hissing.1 point
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i started building a custom ps2 console box with Raspberry Pi but never finished it. i added atari, original nintendo, n64, sega, ps1 emulators with lots of games i used a ps3 controller for this received_1413594465370265.mp41 point
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
loaderXI reacted to PHUCKITMAN for a topic
Is it going to be "Stock Weapons" like it is this weekend? I don't think I Have ever played a XI COD2 server with stock settings, weapons, gravity etc...1 point -
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Happy Birthday Dot ! I hope you have a great one and that you enjoy it to its fullest ! @lTplkey336 you better spoil her a lot, she deserves it !1 point
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Hunt the fox. I designed this type of game myself. I did this while I had my own clan. We call 1 player the FOX and 10-15 players the HUNTERS. Here's how to play... Set up server: Server set to password. Teamdeathmatch Pure hardcore (below30 damage) It's 1 to 10-15 players Team balance OFF Spawn again 0 sec. Playtime 4 to 8 minutes If you can, set up the server with one side of everything, so all weapons and more (the FOX) The other side only shotgun and knife (the HUNTERS) If not, all players MUST respect the rules or the fun is over. Each round 4 to 8 minutes, depending on the number of players. All players take their sides and a admin restarts the game The game starts and the hunters have to kill the fox as many times as possible and the fox kills the hunters as much as he can. The FOX may use weapons, planes, betty's and choose anything to kill the HUNTERS. The HUNTERS are only allowed to use shotgun and knife to kill the FOX, if not the a admin can warn or kick that player. You play several rounds with another fox. Also you can setup a competition for several weeks with a score list on the forum. The fox with the highest score has won the game. You can play this game on a cod4 server as we did with standard or own maps. Or on other servers depends the settings. I share this idea because I'm not so much a gamer any more as in earlier days1 point
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Yeah, those things are fucking crack. Cat thinks he hasn't had enough to his liking, he will come & start by tapping on my arm & begging... try leading me to the kitchen, looking over his shoulder; if that doesn't work & I haven't had to discipline him for a while, he'll start getting pushy, more adamant... do shit like start scratching the shit outta the back of my office chair while I'm sitting in it. Looks like someone took a load or two of 20 gauge birdshot to it:1 point
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” .A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long — but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home. A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.1 point
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
Dirk Diggler reacted to Hoth for a topic
Thanks for the work guys of putting this together. Its always fun to shoot with and against many here I have been playing with for over 10 years. Especially remembering our members who are no longer with us. I miss hearing at 2am on FT Server 2 (The original and only not the MW2 mod) after getting hit with a nade.. Hearing say they just blew Bubbles..1 point -
Poker is back online!
PHUCKITMAN reacted to YACCster for a topic
Hey @luckyriver Can we get a leaderboard update?1 point