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The member story Hi, my name is Fatzi and I promised to make and to share a story with you. Believe it or not; you are an important part of it. Without knowing you actually made this story… Curious? Well…. Then sit back, read the story carefully and you’ll find out where you make the difference…. It was on a hot summer day when walked to my car to go to Wallmart and get me Ice some . Just before getting to my car I noticed I forgot my car Key. So I returned to my house, grabbed my key and returnd to my car. Arriving at Wallmart I parked my car in the Shadow. I had to Cross the parking lot to get to the entrance. I noticed that the Little old man, usually begging for sigaretts wasn’t there. So I asked security where he was. “6FtUnder“ the security guy replied in a tone as if he had already answered this question many times before that day. And it was only just 8.30 AM.. I was still digesting the terrible news when I walked into the Wallmart. Looking for ‘my’ Princess, always dressed in P!nk. She works at the ice Crusher. That’s why I call her the Icequeen. I ordered the usual amount of crushed ice and promissed to be back soon. On my way to the The last cold beer that I was going to buy this week I grabbed myself a Big Cheese, some Pancakes, some Buffalo wings and a nice big Steak. I couldn’t find my brand of Razor, so i went to the cassier. There I walked up to my old Buddy and Chief of police Brick. I call him Brick because of the shape of his face. We always laugh about it. His real name is Rick and he's a real Nice Guy. While waiting at the register I asked how about his new investi Gator. He was actually very positive about him, calling him a 007and a half. “But I am the best Fatzi ” he said and pointed at his Badge. I laughed and payed my groceries with my creditcard. “See you at the BBQ Brick”. He gave me a confirming thumbs up and continued his way. Getting outside the heat overwelmed me… “Damn climate change” I mumbled like a Grumpy old man and continued loading my shoppings into the trunk of my car. Suddenly there was this Flash and immidately Gunfire. My instinct made me drop myself on ground, on the hot concrete of the parking lot. From underneath the car I saw something that looked like a Corpse. That thought hit me like a Bomb Shell. What should I do? A Bullet struck the car behind me and in a split second I thought I could become a Casualty. Still lying on my stomage I observed a Crazy Girl running towards the suspect, Fearless and like a real Kamikaze she ran to the shooter, determined to Kill that Beast. And she actually managed to work him against the ground. Within seconds the whole parking lot was full of police, fire and ambulances and press…. A lot of press. Foxxx News was one of the first at the scene; Primetime! Later that day I heard the guy with 7 Toes was the active shooter. That Moron had killed before. It seemed he was a race fan. My buddy Brick was Chasing him already for 4 years now, but today he made his last victim; he Lost. I hope the Judge will give him a permanent ‘time off’ … That night I was watching some television and went to bed early. The next morning I went to my trip Adviser to discuss the planned Expedition to hunt for some Beargoat. Me and my so called lesbian neighbour Allison, a Fanatic Gatorgirl, decided to go for a hunt together. This AusiGirl with Cute boobies enjoys the Freedom in nature with only minor Comfort like I do. In the past she wanted to become Astronomer but she actually became a Seal, a real Predator. Pretty comfortable having her arround me. There was a kind of chemistry between us, but not the one you would expect. 4 days later we went into the Mountains of Texas. When we parked our car a Hawk was circling above us as if he welcomed us to his territory. Or did he already know what was lying ahead of us? We walked for almost 6 hours when we decided to pull up our camp. After having some noodles we prepared for the night. We talked a bit about everything and nothing when Allisson asked: “What is your favorite singer?” “Elvis” I said “Cool, I like his music too”. She turned on to her left side in her Cotton pyjamas and wished me good night. I wished her the same. In the middle of the night I woke up and looked arround me. Allisson was gone. She disappeared like a Ghost. On the fabric of the tent I saw this little moving red Dot. Outside I heard a Crack. Was it Allisson or was it a Moose or a Black Cat or maybe a Crazy Horse? With almost Nosleep I prepared for the worst. I took my rifle, loaded it and slowely pulled down the zipper of our tent. My eyes had to adapt to the darkness for a couple of seconds, but then in the moonlight I could clearly see the silhoute of a woman. “Allisson?” I said and slowely lowered my rifle. “What are you doing outside? Are you okay?”. There she was, standing a couple of feet away from me like a Boogyman. In the background I heard a Big Dog barking, probably an AlphaDog. Then I heard her saying, almost whispering “run… run….” But why? “Allison are you okay? What's wrong with you?” and again I heard her saying…. “run… run…” This time much louder. I got scared and automatically raised my rifle. Then, out of nothing and from a clear sky Thunder and Lightning struck and now I could see her face…. a complete Nightmare … She had turned into a Zombie. Just before I wanted to shoot her, a familiar voice told me to lower my weapon. It was Brick… “Brick… what the hell are you doing out here? What is going on?” “Saving your asp buddy” Brick almost laughing. But his tone was getting more serious when he told me to step back and to lower my rifle. “Normally we should blow a zombie into peaces with some Nitro, but I called my friend Lazy Marcky, he has worked with Biotech.” “And..?” “Well, he is a real Mutant Destroyer, he was actually D man and Eraser of the Mad Cow desease. He has the Power to save Allisson's life!”. “And how is he going to do that?” I asked Brick “With an Uranium bullet..one shot only” he said. “Fatzi go back to your tent and call Rescue 911. Lazy Marcky is preparing to launch the perfect shot to save Allison's life, but we need an helicopter” I stepped back and went into the tent to get my IPhone to call Rescue 911. While reaching for the Phone I noticed a sharp sting. Immediately my hand got swolen and burned as if he was on Fire. I just had been bitten by a Black Widdow and jumped outside the tent. I grabbed a Rock went back into the tent and smashed that freeking animal like a Tiger. I quickly took a Painkiller and rushed outside. Moments later I heard a gunshot from Lazy Marcky’s Silencer and heard a big Zombiefart. Allisson went down and Brick rushed to her aid. Allisson was heavily shaking but her face slowly turned into normal. Brick said: “You can now Switch-off the red dot Lazy”. Lazy Marcky just showed that he was a Master in shooting Uranium bullets. Lazy joked: “I did not want to use a Stinger on your lovely neighbour…Fatzi” I heard the helicopter approaching and after a couple of minutes we were air lifted to the nearest hospital in a Black Bird. The docters took Allison to take care about her and one of them, certainly not a Rookie, promised me that everything would be fine. I don’t know why, but I took him by his shoulders and said: “Just make sure you give me my Baby back”. “You will get her back, don’t worry” he said as he continued his way to the Emercengy Room. In the waiting room I noticed a small vase in the Window with only one Black Rose in it. Strange…. Why only one? An older man came into the waiting room and took a seat at the opposite of me. The big tatoo on his right arm was made to be seen.. a big White Dragon. He shuffeld arround in his backpack and then he offered me a Cookie. “No thanks, I just took A Tasty Peanut” I said. I asked him if his tatoo had a meaning. “Well, long time ago I was a Dragon Slayer before I became a Swiss guard”. “A Swiss guard?” “Yes… I worked for the famous Red Baron.. He lived in a castle where Dragons were The Enemy.” I looked at his eyes and I could tell he was lying like Pinnokkio. I watched the time go by and my body started to hurt as if I’d been involved in a car Crash that day. Again the man with the tatoo offered me something else to eat. “Here you go, take a Nacho with Olive flavor”. This time I could not resist. He would think I’m a Noob if I would refuse for the second time. I looked at the Digital clock and noticed 2 hours went by when suddenly some stupid Monkie entered the waiting room. He had a smell on him…..terrible. It must have been my poisoned expression when he said: “Yes Sir, Fart a lot “ and started to play Pacman on his Ninentdo. To kill the time I opened a magazine where I read an article about El Presidente, that Pyro dude from Mexico that smuggled 100 kg of narcotics over the Stretch into the US, all by Mule. Major Mark alias Kapt Crunch from the US border patrol arrested him. My eyes were getting heavy. Only16Characterz more my eyes could read and placing them in the right order. I was too tired to read anly longer... Just at that moment Athena a young nurse entered the waiting room to tell Allisson was fine and being dressed with some hospital cloths. For me that was The Hammer; I didn’t expect I could bring her home so soon. Athena gave me Allissons cloths. They were ready for the Scrapper. A few moments later my dear neighbour was standing right in front of me. Healty as if nothing ever happened to her. “We went to War Angel” she said. Allisson and the nurse smiled. “Come on babe, I’ll bring you home”. Together we walked to exit.. No I am married to Allisson for over 15 years and I want to give you one good advise: If you feel the Sparks, Hunt them down and you will get your long desired Wild fire. Fatzi-Sgt

Good day folks, Thought we'd try something different for a server option and that is a bolts only server @ IP 149.56.146.66. I've checked out some bolt only type mods and to be honest, I like the Openwarfare mod for its customizability. So, this has been setup using the stock Open Warfare mod but I've added modified weapon files for the bolt action guns. Some of the features are as follows: - Bolt only weapon selection - Attachments of bayonet or nothing - Certain frag nades - No grenade launchers or explosive/weapon type perks - Camping is limited so keep moving - No bunny hopping - No mini map but have radar - No artillery, dogs, or vehicles - ONE SHOT KILL This has been set up more as semi hardcore with a bit of balance to try and get some tactical but still fun play. Check it out and let me know what you think, likes, dislikes, and/or suggestions. Starting map rotation (15min rounds) // Rotation 1 37 maps map mp_alcazaba map mp_asylum map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_poolshark map mp_cassino5 map mp_cw_breakout map mp_deadwood map mp_dropzone map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_hunt_winter map mp_line_of_fire map mp_louret map mp_mohdv2 map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pavlov_h map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_snr_matmata map mp_tge map mp_waw_burgundy map mp_broadcast map mp_agx_depot2 map mp_anbinh map mp_ax_dawnville map mp_bgate map mp_chateau map mp_cw_burgundy map mp_desolate map mp_frucanal map mp_down_trodden map mp_makin map mp_montelimar map mp_pds map mp_rb map mp_snr_kassel map mp_toujane map mp_wbridge Currently this is setup as DM but can set it up with other modes as well. Hope you enjoy. Cheers

I've been down and out for a little while now because of a health issue I had, I'm still recovering but I will be good to go by later this weekend or Monday at the latest. Hope to be back in the servers soon to kick your asses, what I really miss is hearing all the whining and bitching, can't wait to hear it again, you don't know how much you love something until it's gone

So many of you do not know me,but will tell a story that may help Janey. When i was younger [ yr away from 60 now] i tried to commti sucide twice as you can tell not succesful, hated way i looked,when really down not uncommon to run into a mirror,did cut myself lucky not to the extreme,saw Doc got pills,sold em,was determined never to take them, then at 40 everything hit me like a steam train, lost 5st[70lb] in 3 months started drinking heavily at weekends,was still eating well,but ignored it,weight loss hid extra layers,till one weekend,got totally smashed drove home tarmac looked like pitch black no light job,made it home whole 1/4 mile,on the Saturday walked into the pub got confronted by bar staff, any more that two, if we have to pin you down were taking keys off you,got home later[ will say was staying at exwifes,we now back together as moved out for a yr],she invited an ex girlfriend round[ lol it was when i was 16 they get on great and always take the piss out of me lol], my missus made me lif up up my top to show how much weight i had lost, basic all that was there was a ribcage and no stomach[skeletal] she burst into tears and said " what have you done],thats when the bells went off i realised i was in trouble. *** weight 14st 196lb to 9st 126lbs roughly So off to Drsi went got offered Prozac few others sleeping pills and because of rapid weight loss pills for maybe stomach ulcers, as well as a voluntary 2 week stay in a Physco Hosp,which i turned down nicely,So the Point!! tada For many you have to realise your in trouble and take the responsibilty,but to help yourselfyou have to take charge of the noggin[ brain],pills yeah they will help, but unless you take control to there just a crutch,as for the pills never took one, i framed the script,things got bad use to look at it as say no chance,. Yes friends helped a bit ex to, but i had to make myself smile again[ which helped a lot] also remembering theres many many more people on this planet that are a heck of a lot worse off than you or i am and have barely nothing. Yeah sometimes you find that corner to have a cry, but smile its one of the best cures we have,BUT YOU NEED TO HELP YOUR SELF TO or IT wins,freinds colleagues all can help but you are the one that needs to do it. Things sometimes may look like it will never end,but it will ,you will get there,you will have many more ups and downs ,smile your not going to let it win. Yes i am Male 59yrs old and not afraind to talk about it also an ugly bastard lol as you can see here lol .

Glad to hear you are getting your hemorrhoids under control...

Hmmm ya, to be honest, didn't consider that. What do you think of either no pistols or pistols with one shot per round, kinda like that one possible life saver?

Hey, all! Next Saturday will be our monthly meet up on Zoom for XI's Virtual Happy Hour. Details with the link and times will be posted later this week, but make plans now to be there. Get your favorite beverages lined up, set aside the time to relax and have fun while getting to know members of your XI family outside of the servers during an always fun, always laughter-filled, always worth it good time! Medals are given for those who attend. We will be designing new medals for those who attend 3 months consecutively, as well as some other fun surprise medals. We're also looking to incorporate some virtual happy hour games and possibly have prizes. You won't want to miss this, and everyone is welcome. Hope to see you all there!

Steel Series Arctis Pro Wireless: https://steelseries.com/gaming-headsets/arctis-pro-wireless I use the wired version and it's stellar.

Yep, we all have our troubles but we shouldn't fight amongst ourselves, at least not seriously. This post began with Janey, and bless her she needs our help and friendship, as well as our support, understand her suffering and admire her honesty, she deserves no less from the clan. I too am suffering, I am in great pain, and as you notice am sleeping even less than normal, managed a couple of hours, so might be a bit slow in game today, life's a bitch but it's still life, fu.

Exercise helped me more than any SSRI's years ago...it was just a Herculean effort to maintain in the midst of major clinical depression. Paxil helped & detracted the most. Improved my mood, but made it hard to get, well...hard. And that's fucking -because not so much- depressing in & of itself. Stuck between a rock & a not-so-hard hard place. But it -exercise- is, along with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with a counselor of my choosing for a couple years, what helped me. That Noonday Demon hasn't returned in 20 years or so; & I'm not looking for the motherfucker, either. =D The best to describe what really must be experienced to be understood was Andrew Solomon in his book I earlier referenced. Insightful opus. Anyways, you guys snap out of it. Should look-up his Book T.V. appearance on CSPAN2...should be able to find it on youtube. That's actually some of the best programming I've watched & I highly recommend it. Except you, Hammer. You're goofy, & that's a whole different subject. Here's his TED Talk. Good stuff.

The next rotation for DM1 is now in. // Activision emergency rotation 6 map mp_agx_depot2_night map mp_anzio_beach map mp_ax_neuville map mp_boneville map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_dinant map mp_dundygrad map mp_gits_harbor map mp_haguenau map mp_jsvacant map mp_makin_day map mp_murmansk map mp_nijmegen map mp_powcamp_n map mp_riverbank map mp_streets map mp_toujane_rmk map mp_wolftown map mp_xfire_bay map mp_byalistok map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_argentan map mp_borisovka map mp_clum map mp_cw_neuville map mp_dock_assault map mp_gits_terminal map mp_kalsville map mp_matmata map mp_mohdm1 map mp_nachtzug map mp_opcenter map mp_psycho map mp_rostov map mp_subway map mp_warehouse map mp_xfire_bay Cheers

New rotation for OWFT is now in. // Rotation 7 21 maps map mp_82ab_nomonha map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_armory map mp_asylum map mp_bentys_depot map mp_canal2 map mp_desolate map mp_downtown map mp_gb_atami map mp_gtown44 map mp_kilian map mp_maquina map mp_montargis map mp_panzerschlacht_02b map mp_pavlov_h map mp_rb map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_treblink map mp_v2bunker map mp_waterway map mp_winter_crash Cheers

The next rotation for DM3 is now in. // Activision emergency rotation 8 map mp_82ab_panzerwerk map mp_agx_destroyed map mp_anzio_beach map mp_beuvron map mp_chateau map mp_cw_hill map mp_db_snowypark map mp_die_bruecke map mp_dundygrad map mp_gits_harbor map mp_koshiki map mp_lapatrouille map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_newvillers map mp_paresu map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_kassel map mp_tge map mp_warsaw map mp_waw_burgundy map mp_506th map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_argentan map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_clum map mp_cw_neuville map mp_decoytrenches map mp_dinant map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_hob_mohdv2 map mp_lao_cai map mp_mohdm1 map mp_murmansk map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pds map mp_remagen map mp_snr_matmata map mp_the_cube map mp_waw_chateau Cheers

FU entertaining Rob Tourette's consultant to the discerning idiot, bookings only by appointment you cunts.

I like that syntax & diction. People that pepper their elocution with words like 'shit', 'fuck' etc. in all their forms & cases are infinitely more entertaining in many spheres.

You mean there is a life outside of freeze tag? OMG I'm going to have to check this out.

Here's the deal: People become accustomed to their perks & kill streaks & refuse to change - even for a map - because it's not the way they like to play. Between the classes, attendant kits, along with kill streak rewards, perks & playing styles, there's a combination that excels in any map type. There's people so hard-headed that you can be c00kin' them, & they'll still do the same shit over & over again - myself not infrequently included- because that's how they like to play.

I dont see ppl leaving the server is always full or lots ppl

1/. Your new computer is fitted with a wifi card isn't it ???? if you only have wifi your old one must have had it?

perv lol

I agree with you 100% about putting in hard work that few see for others benefit and enjoyment and then to have shit and disrespect as you say arriving at your door was the hardest part I have had being a Admin/Head Admin when it would have been easy to just flip to maps I liked and owned people on or taking the time to get evidence on a player using a hack or cheating so our bans stick. I enjoyed the quizzes and felt really bad that they stopped because of my smart mouth and no inflection or tone added to just text. I would be happy to make up some quizzes about American Sports and Rock I would be happy to do them. For 2 years 5 days a week in 2014-2016 on my Facebook Page I posted a "Classic Rock Trivia Question" and stumped my friends a few times even after hints. I did it part as a journal for myself about the shit I remember about the music I love and from my "Glory Days" and in part to teach my friends all who are about 60ish how to use Google to look shit up, then I worded it in such a way you had to ask google the answer to get the question. Still have friends asking for more and also lost a few acquaintances over disputes about a question I posted and that their answer was very very close but not the right answer. Looking forward to seeing your work and again PM me or post how to put some together to add for folks to take and bitch at me because I don't know what I am taking about and how my wife makes more money in 45 minutes than I do all week. That's why I make she work 40 hours a week damn it we need the money JK lmao

Thanks Merlin ..........

Thanks Merlin ..........

Thanks Merlin ..........

Thank you Merlin !

Thank you Merlin !

Thanks Merlin !

That is what I read, let us start afresh, accept me and I will accept you, your honesty is refreshing and truly touches me, as I said 'respect' a word now politically tainted, but not to us old guys. To prove to you I mean it I'll start to do the quizzes again, no arguments, I'll explain. It is very very easy to Google questions or use Wikipedia, but I do not do this when I do quizzes, why?, well I also want to learn things. Some quizzes take about 30 mins, others hours, depending on what they are, fact is they're not going to be perfect 100% of the time. But they're for fun, not cash, mistakes will be made but can't be corrected once the first person takes it, I do my best. Would you not get pissed when after 2 hours work, and your best efforts, a load of flak arrives at your door? It has happened before of course but up to now I have been proved right. It won't be a surprise to most but heavens to Betsy there are fraudsters out there on the internet. As with you I do my best for the clan, just accept that just like facts, I'm not perfect, although our ladies might argue .

That took some effort! Idiot material lol!

Not so paranoid as I was not wanting to assume anything. I agree it would be better if we both were a little more kind to each other. I just posted from my experience dealing with both addiction/self-medicating and then finding out the most likely cause for my crazed actions back in the 1980's and 90's. Don't get me wrong I had some epic times while wasted out of my mind as that was the thing to do back then, SEX, DRUGS & ROCK and ROLL and all but it took it's toll and I had to pay the piper. Once my mind and system was clean and clear I was able to have Dr's help figure out the root to my issues. I look forward to not being on your bad side.

Nice work

That's pretty#!#@ good.....!!!!

bet that hurt on the back ....... look she not wearing a mask

Three is the perfect number. The left and right, one for each hand. Leaving the middle for... well... other things.

I wonder what my life would be like if I believed everything I've read on the internet!

Well just got back from my second Moderna shot. And I bought myself a Strawberry Cheese Cake to celebrate !!!! Party !!! At least that way my belly will be full if I die.

Lazy bastard.

Rotation #2a 20 maps put in rotation 04/08/21 by Pengy map mp_psycho_day map mp_bo2cargo map mp_ricochet map mp_run_and_gun map mp_seatown map mp_sbase map mp_sc_hangar map mp_scrap map mp_selo map mp_spbase map mp_toujane_beta map mp_trainstation map mp_urban map mp_vac_2 map mp_warehouse_13 map mp_wg_beta map mp_winter_bakaara map mp_wolfsquare map mp_xi_jordan map mp_eerie_beta1 Server restarted @ 10:42 p.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

No I'm not, I'm trying to be nice, that was a nice post and must have taken ages, stop being paranoid and defensive, I meant well.

Does it work on knives fckr ????

Rotation #42 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 04/08/21 by Pengy map mp_4nuketown map mp_4t4scrap map mp_oukhta map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_convoy map mp_mtl_the_rock map mp_karrak map mp_lumberyard map mp_matroska map mp_showdown map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_creek map mp_mom map mp_mw2_term map mp_overgrown map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_qmx_matmata map mp_sand_dogs map mp_roof_n map mp_pipeline map mp_seatown map mp_skidrow map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_jor1 map mp_strike Server retarted @ 10:42 EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

Mikeb, its only boring to you cause you are probably always frozen.

I don't know. Kinda disagree - seems fairly packed, I see folks getting redirected (and I get redirected if I try to join at a certain time of day). Plus, I am shooting more people in the head than ever before! Far as the mod goes, I have my gripes, but just try to adapt to it. The time it takes to deploy an RC for example - that shit is nuts... I've had wheels on the ground and been yanked out. I'll attribute that to latency.

Well if you offered me the 'extras' you promised J3st3r I might hang around ?

I never get my feelings hurt playing FT. Too busy snoring !! No, its all good. FT is just not for me. Now CTF is A-OK in my book. Sorry I step on the thread !! Peace Brothers and Sisters !! You too Rob !! Hope to have free time to play soon !!

Come in there & get yer feelin's hurt, @MikeB . Bring some tissues.

Never thought you were son, and puzzled why you asked? Give me a kiss and I'll tell you who is

Doesnt the Pfizer one cause men to grow boobs !!!

1st one messed with me like that 2 days after the shot. Whole body hurt. Cant wait till April 7th now!