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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

virga 30-segment p.i.d. for custom coffee roast profiling apple pie, anyone? gettin' well-tired of these pics, Mr.

Really enjoyed the pictures until the hairy acornssssss......?

only Timmah using hitech tools for cooking, like this temp reader...to have a perfect bacon and ham

...and Stevie Ray Vaughan is my favorite artist...& where all the style went: he apparently took it with him. This cat was LEGEND, whether playing some nameless dive on a Friday night or President Bush's Inaugural Ball, The El Mocambo, a charity event (of which he did many), with Buddy Guy, to celebrate a friends birthday, at his eponymous Legend's Club (he's the only Blues Legend left, imho), some State Fair or anywhere: He always gave it all, inexorably drawing-in his audience to journey with him to the planes of greatness to which he ascended when playing, performing. . . Gotta include his performance of 'Texas Flood' played at Bush's Inaugural Ball. Purely epic, & introduced by none other than The Iceman himself: Albert Collins, whom SRV insisted by invited to play; giving credit to fellow Legends who came before him & were his influence & peers.

Only my family doctor may have 'pressed my button' once during an - ahem - exam... had to check he was using one of his hands & not have both on my shoulders! =P

I'm a quality and procurement manager for a worldwide brothel chain owned by the renowned multinational MaleAndFemaleInstitution&Association. I search and test products from all nations for placement within my Company's real estate portfolio. Times are hard at the moment, however rumour has it that I may find suitable candidates within these forums according to some of our clients who can't be named for legal reasons @BUDMAN @TBB and @Sammy. Does anyone know how to get in touch with @Icequeen??? ?

The next rotation for DM3 is loaded and will run after next restart. 2 new maps have been added. Small map rotation map mp_agx_shinu map mp_cw_abandoned map mp_egn map mp_give_up map mp_leningrad map mp_opera map mp_sandbox Medium map rotation map mp_down_trodden map mp_agx_depot1_night map mp_bog map mp_alcazaba map mp_beach_redeaux map mp_borisovka map mp_canal2 map mp_cw_breakout map mp_ddd_wet map mp_dropzone map mp_feba map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_kalsville map mp_makin_day map mp_montelimar map mp_opcenter map mp_ravine map mp_rostov map mp_ship_n map mp_streets map mp_vm_maichau map mp_xi_jordan5 Large map rotation map mp_78gaperon map mp_district map mp_agx_algiers map mp_anzio map mp_barracks map mp_burma map mp_claremont map mp_cw_pacific map mp_ederdam map mp_gtown44 map mp_kneeriver map mp_lost_temple map mp_normandie map mp_prague map mp_roundhouse map mp_silesia map mp_snowypark map mp_sps_kiebu map mp_sturm map mp_v2bunker map mp_waterway Cheers

Gotta fill-up before I r0ll out: LOve the ease of work in cast iron; no need to worry about being delicate, can transfer to oven...use over a campfire... Can't stress enough the consummate utility of Maillard in all things culinary Medium-high heat & stir until just set; ~20 sec. glorious cheeeeseeee!!! Flip over to allow cheese to participate in Maillard action... ....aaand flip back over to plate...

OH!??? It's supposed to work??? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

After 15 years thinking about changing careers back in the day I was certified by the State Board of Texas welders for plate and structural welding and I was working on pipe welding

Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button ' T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon

Only one thing makes Queenie happy - you any good at 'ploughing' ???????????????

I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!!

Obviously not high enough!!!

Electrician

OK @Timmah! - we got to make @Icequeen happy - shave them and then post a new picture - but warn me first!!!

Used to love playing with rope, for shortenings and riggings, boating and kite flying. It always fascinated me what people could come up with just using a line & a loop. Stopped doing it after my Aunt died, but after laying flowers out at my wife's grave, and seeing wreaths on the other monuments, I tried it again. Very surprised my hands remembered how. Here's the wreath I wove yesterday, and the hitch to shorten in around Lori's flower base.

Lol, just don't insult my mule.

Nice bunch of pics bro! It appears you may need to wash your nuts.?

Friends suggested something less likely to get caught in the mower/trimmer. Wove this little three braid, might see if the cemetery folks want a few.

Following some brief feedback, I will be increasing the time allowed to sit in spec to 3 minutes tomorrow. I am trying to find a way to fix the broken auto-balance

I can't fathom how a discussion involving an @Icequeen can be so hot!

Too late for me! Should have stopped at the (lu*)brick (wall) being too old for the click world * French/English joke for bilingual

love guitar riffs

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

We're all b0rn natural scientists, with the Scientific Method literally wired into our DNA. Curiosity & cause & effect, to wit: Notice something, ask a question, observe & research (data) relevant to the question, make a prediction of what's going on & what's gonna happen given the information (hypothesis), test the hypothesis (which is just a story to explain a phenomenon), observe (gather data (information) to test hypothesis, draw a conclusion. Did it answer the question? Did it predict future results given the context, the system in which the phenomenon in question occurs? NO? repeat, refine. Yes?: Theory! working theory. 4 year olds do this. Crows, Corvids do this. Manifold mammals do this. An environment that has elements trying to kill you, & one in which you usually must also in-turn kill (participate) develops, evolves this trait of curiosity, observation (vigilance, too), to avoid being food & rather one who collects food & those other things which facilitate survival & advance our genes through reproduction. That hungry lion pride on the savannah, as you were resting in a tree with your simian compatriots...in a clade, if you will...an adjacent Orangutan, a gibbon...maybe even a chimp. Well, Fred -not the smartest Catarrhine in the tree- is NOT in the tree; his dumb ass decided to rest his neck for a time comfortably under the tree. Shortly, he was fueling feline mitochondria. You notice & then hypothesize they went for low-hanging fruit, so-to-speak. You hypothesize that they will do this in the future: make a prediction; and decide to make it a point of focus to rest perhaps a few branches higher from this day forward. From your perch, you observe, as the days melt into weeks & months that, indeed the li0nesses do go for targets of convenience the vast majority of occasions they hunt, & have now formed: A theory!; a working theory. Everybody does it, since pre history. It's encoded into our genes & fun to witness young ones practice what comes natural, before it's drubbed from far too many.

Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again

Rotation #65 25 maps by ShadyBrady put in rotation 03/26/22 map mp_blue_ramshackle map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_mbdepot map mp_dawnville_rota1 map mp_doomed map mp_mw3_vortex map mp_compact map mp_coldfront map mp_dahar map mp_fav map mp_novoutpost2 map mp_skidrow map mp_lapatrouille map mp_complex map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_counter map mp_outset map mp_gonefishin map mp_efa_market map mp_parking map mp_southfrance map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_bo2overflow map mp_csgo_mirage map mp_argel Server restarted by LOCO Enjoy!

Green eyes yellow eyes hazel eyes my eyes have it all I have some crazy eyes actually change colors in different lighting but yeah the one with the black guy yeah I got into a fight somebody thought they were going to Sucker Punch me and knock me out but didn't happen they got knocked out

Looks very tasty!! I'm on my way!!

We need to have a serious talk!!

Hardin County KY? as in elizabethtown?? i grew up not to far from there!

How high ?

Hi fella, miss you on the servers.. Hope you and your family are outstandingly well

That one selfie thought looks like you shit your self

looks good bro.

Thanks pain - but how do we keep @loaderXI out???

That all depends on if you want to talk to her or TOUCH her??

Izumi, my brother from another mother! I to am a Sr. Network Engineer for a gas company that has 40 locations in 3 States. I to have been banished to work from home for the rest of my career. My company sold our corporate headquarters (3 multistory buildings), where I had an office for 20 years and bought another property with only 2 buildings and a plot of land to build a 3rd. Covid hit, and they decided to never build the 3rd building as we work so well from home. I have been working for this natural gas utility going on 22 years now, prior to that I was a TAC engineer for Cisco system, a supervisor for Hitachi laptop support, and I started my carrier as PC support for Gateway Computers (Windows 3.1 / Windows for Workgroups). So I have been in IT for 32 years now. These are our two new buildings. Some pictures I had on my phone from random installs and repairs

That's because I can spell in Frunch Frinch Frsch Fwrch French!!!

Crunchy? Really? Poor goat!

That's a wonderful gesture, Beer! It's amazing what you can remember purely through muscle memory

That looks great. I’m just happy being able to tie my shoes.

That's very good, I can splice both rope and wire (hard) haven't forgot the basics in nearly 50 years, I can tie knots too.

I used to work with a bunch of sailors who attempted to teach me some rope/knot types as to which I did learned some and as a kid we would tinker at summer camp

Similar to a few others. My title is "Senior Network Engineer" but it may as well be "Professional CoD player, cyclist, runner, Youtube content viewer..." since our CIO made all IT jobs 100% remote when the pandemic hit due to retention and lack of talent applying for work.